KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Yeah lemme turn the notifications off on this app cuz nah lmao 000
KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 21/09/2025Woke up and I couldn’t be more excited for another 3 hours of watching us suck. Go Browns! 000
KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 17/09/2025It’s no way Jim Jones should be dressing like that when he old enough to be a grandpa lmao 100
KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 17/09/2025I was minding my business and that’s why it was a random thought skeeted from MY account. Hope this helps✌🏾 100
KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Random thought: The older you are the less “distressed” your jeans should be 041
Reposted by KELZbrat @sjonesss.bsky.social · 17/09/2025I need to see what them Cutwaters hitting for because I been hearing too much about em. 001
KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Gon head and take that trip! More than 2 and you gon be drunk out ya mind and may be on the toilet the entire next day but other than that they fire lmao 100
KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 03/08/2025I see y’all still playing follow the leader on here I’m oh so shocked lmao 000
KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 25/07/2025I could never ever trust a black person over 37 who says they’ve never seen the Cosby Show. You dead to me lmao 020
KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 24/07/2025I hope before Sig Sauer gets sued into oblivion and closes up shop that they drop their prices because I could go for a couple more pistols 🫣 110
KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Jalen Hurts is definitely NOT a top 5 quarterback in the NFL right now. What are we doing here lmao 100
KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 15/07/2025I would strongly advise to not be in a public place if it’s your very first time. You gon be in that mf having full blown convos with the seahorses they might call them people on you lmao 130
KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 15/07/2025The jokes definitely come to die on this app lmaoooo 000
KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Even when he was living, Kobe Bryant was never in my personal top 5 of all time. Shit I’m taking 3 other Lakers players in my top 6 or 7 before I even get to him lmao 100
KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Nigga called UK Hip hop “Sherlock Holmes raps” and I’ve been laughing ever since 020
Reposted by KELZYESh The Great ♊️🎧🎶🎹 @yeshthagr8.blacksky.app · 14/07/2025Take the L out of salmon if you don’t want me saying it 021
KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 14/07/2025If you’ve ever dabbled in rapping or writing a rap song, then you have to appreciate the technical ability Clipse displayed on the song FICO. The rhyme pattern is absolutely crazy and the difficulty is on expert level 020
KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 14/07/2025I respect it. At least it doesn’t sound like he faked it waited until after sex or something(if I’m wrong then my apologies) and told her right away after the vibes was off. Rejection is hard but the game is the game. Next caller 010
KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 14/07/2025That lady that’s in prison for that Epstein shit ain’t bout to tell the world NOTHING unless she’s stupid lol. Soon as she opens her mouth spilling secrets she dies. Them rich ass white folks gon have her dusted behind the wall and an impersonator in her place in a second 000
Reposted by KELZCult of Personality @phranchize.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Every day I see folks complaining that men or women don’t do this or they ain’t that Find someone who likes you back Learn how they want to be loved Stop going into things thinking about what’s in it for you I promise it’s much easier this way 0339
KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 13/07/2025I’d tune in to watch a show in which niggas from the internet walk up to random niggas in real life demanding that they be better men. We’d definitely get to see who got hands and who don’t right away lmaoooo 010
KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 13/07/2025That shit is the worst kept secret and they just can’t see it lmaoooo 001
KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Finally found a mf on here who ain’t scared to say some different shit other than what the popular accounts say lmao. Followed🫡 100
Reposted by KELZ(M)oney(I)s(A)(M)ajor(I)ssue @soflo-305.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Calling me broke, a loser, stupid or whatever is not gonna change the fact that some of y’all just choose horrible partners … some of y’all don’t even deserve a good man or woman if we being real 001
KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Nobody wants to be held accountable but wants to hold everyone else accountable AND tell others how they also should hold other people accountable. Interesting lmao 000
KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 13/07/2025I come on this app to be entertained by all the virtue signaling here and I am never disappointed lmao 000
KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Seeing Coco Jones in and around Cleveland now that she’s engaged to Donovan Mitchell is something I’m definitely here for🙌🏾 010
KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 11/07/2025I LOVE this Clipse album. Malice’s verse on “The Birds Don’t Sing” made me shed tears because I found my dad dead too. I miss him so much and it reminded me of our last convo and how he told me how proud he was of me. I needed this song 🙌🏾 030
KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 10/07/2025I come back to the app and niggas is lying about Eminem today. Ok man lmao 100
KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 07/07/2025You have nothing of value TO ME if all you do is talk down on black men every day. Time to clean up my skyline a bit 000
KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 06/07/2025M&Ms is actually the worst candy ever made. Whoever thought of putting a candy shell over chocolate chips needs their ass whooped 100
KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 05/07/2025I did once in my 20s. It was for Pimp C. Nigga performed “Knockin Doors Down”, yelled on the mic about not getting paid enough to finish his set, and then left lmao 000
KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 05/07/2025How you talking tough about a nigga whose face you got tattooed on you?!? This Canadian nigga is hilarious lmao 000