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KELZ

@clevelandquelz.bsky.social
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Knockin’ over fat cats and gettin my dog some Bits n’ Kibbles. 40+ Gang. La Familia

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KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Yeah lemme turn the notifications off on this app cuz nah lmao
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KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
“Focus in on YOUR shit in 2026”
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KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Gillie’s IG is much more enjoyable today lmao
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KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
The fuck is up
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KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Sunglasses and Advil….
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KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Getting old is crazy because why tf am I 45
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KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Woke up and I couldn’t be more excited for another 3 hours of watching us suck. Go Browns!
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KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Them jeans was ugly as shit too 🫶🏾
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الابن الأول لسودا بيه @monstame.blacksky.app · 17/09/2025
😂😂😂
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KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
It’s no way Jim Jones should be dressing like that when he old enough to be a grandpa lmao
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5’2” @shesfinetoo.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
THANK YOU!!!!!!!
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KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
I was minding my business and that’s why it was a random thought skeeted from MY account. Hope this helps✌🏾
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KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Random thought: The older you are the less “distressed” your jeans should be
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brat @sjonesss.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
I need to see what them Cutwaters hitting for because I been hearing too much about em.
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KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Gon head and take that trip! More than 2 and you gon be drunk out ya mind and may be on the toilet the entire next day but other than that they fire lmao
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KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Kush and Cutwaters for lunch🕺🏾
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KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
SL dead as fuck lmao
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KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
If you can breathe up there it ain’t steep enough🫡
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KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I see y’all still playing follow the leader on here I’m oh so shocked lmao
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KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I could never ever trust a black person over 37 who says they’ve never seen the Cosby Show. You dead to me lmao
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KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I hope before Sig Sauer gets sued into oblivion and closes up shop that they drop their prices because I could go for a couple more pistols 🫣
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KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Rest in piss BROTHER
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KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Jalen Hurts is definitely NOT a top 5 quarterback in the NFL right now. What are we doing here lmao
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KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Safe to say Joyner Lucas won that round lmao
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KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
“She Want
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KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
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KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I would strongly advise to not be in a public place if it’s your very first time. You gon be in that mf having full blown convos with the seahorses they might call them people on you lmao
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KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
The jokes definitely come to die on this app lmaoooo
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KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Even when he was living, Kobe Bryant was never in my personal top 5 of all time. Shit I’m taking 3 other Lakers players in my top 6 or 7 before I even get to him lmao
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KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Nigga called UK Hip hop “Sherlock Holmes raps” and I’ve been laughing ever since
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YESh The Great ♊️🎧🎶🎹 @yeshthagr8.blacksky.app · 14/07/2025
Take the L out of salmon if you don’t want me saying it
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KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
If you’ve ever dabbled in rapping or writing a rap song, then you have to appreciate the technical ability Clipse displayed on the song FICO. The rhyme pattern is absolutely crazy and the difficulty is on expert level
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KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
She better stay off twitter for a while lmao
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KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I respect it. At least it doesn’t sound like he faked it waited until after sex or something(if I’m wrong then my apologies) and told her right away after the vibes was off. Rejection is hard but the game is the game. Next caller
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KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
That lady that’s in prison for that Epstein shit ain’t bout to tell the world NOTHING unless she’s stupid lol. Soon as she opens her mouth spilling secrets she dies. Them rich ass white folks gon have her dusted behind the wall and an impersonator in her place in a second
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Cult of Personality @phranchize.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Every day I see folks complaining that men or women don’t do this or they ain’t that Find someone who likes you back Learn how they want to be loved Stop going into things thinking about what’s in it for you I promise it’s much easier this way
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KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I’d tune in to watch a show in which niggas from the internet walk up to random niggas in real life demanding that they be better men. We’d definitely get to see who got hands and who don’t right away lmaoooo
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KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
That shit is the worst kept secret and they just can’t see it lmaoooo
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KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Finally found a mf on here who ain’t scared to say some different shit other than what the popular accounts say lmao. Followed🫡
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(M)oney(I)s(A)(M)ajor(I)ssue @soflo-305.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Calling me broke, a loser, stupid or whatever is not gonna change the fact that some of y’all just choose horrible partners … some of y’all don’t even deserve a good man or woman if we being real
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KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Nobody wants to be held accountable but wants to hold everyone else accountable AND tell others how they also should hold other people accountable. Interesting lmao
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KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I come on this app to be entertained by all the virtue signaling here and I am never disappointed lmao
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KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Seeing Coco Jones in and around Cleveland now that she’s engaged to Donovan Mitchell is something I’m definitely here for🙌🏾
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KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I LOVE this Clipse album. Malice’s verse on “The Birds Don’t Sing” made me shed tears because I found my dad dead too. I miss him so much and it reminded me of our last convo and how he told me how proud he was of me. I needed this song 🙌🏾
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KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I come back to the app and niggas is lying about Eminem today. Ok man lmao
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KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
You have nothing of value TO ME if all you do is talk down on black men every day. Time to clean up my skyline a bit
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KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
M&Ms is actually the worst candy ever made. Whoever thought of putting a candy shell over chocolate chips needs their ass whooped
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KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
I did once in my 20s. It was for Pimp C. Nigga performed “Knockin Doors Down”, yelled on the mic about not getting paid enough to finish his set, and then left lmao
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KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Stop booking Lauryn Hill!
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KELZ @clevelandquelz.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
How you talking tough about a nigga whose face you got tattooed on you?!? This Canadian nigga is hilarious lmao
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