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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine

@clerox.bsky.social
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Cleo (calico type) & Roxanne (calico tabby type). #plundercats crew, chaos crusaders, proud #hedgewatch members and lovers of laps.

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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 9h
No tree in the front yard means more sun puddle!
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 9h
#plundercats We getz the meetz! Saturday, 10AM PST/1PM EST/6PM BST 🏴‍☠️ 🦜
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@ellafitzg.bsky.social (heard your song by The Kinks on the radio today and thought of you 😸)
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Beans
Pink and black cat toe beans
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lazy Sunday
Calico snuggled on her human's lap which is covered by a blanket. An American football game is on in the background. The human's team who has done well on defense all season of course gave up a touchdown on the opponent's first drive like their old bungled selves Calico tabby curled up sleeping on a red bar stool, her snaggletooth is barely visible
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I've discovered cream cheese. And I love it!
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ahoy #plundercats October 3, Time: TBD. Be there or walk the plank 🏴‍☠️ 🦜
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Selfie
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hanging out on our stump before it goes away. Please ignore Roxanne's very pointy ears 😹 #hedgewatch
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Weekends are the best for sleeping late
Calico cat lies on her servant's chest while halfway under a blanket. A sleepy face emoji replaces thee human's face
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I threw up 🤮. How's your night going?
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Did you know it's #InternationalRedPandaDay? Well, it is, and we ♥️ red pandas! #irpd x.com/CincinnatiZo... redpandanetwork.org
x.com
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Are we early for #hwcafe? It's just that we love a good pirate plunder. We brought Mia and Shadow @tmiaoctavia.bsky.social @jolo729.bsky.social
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Today's #hedgewatch includes the last time I'll see our cherry tree pictured here. It's lived a good life, but is gone and will be replaced by a new tree in a few weeks. Also exciting, servant and I saw this guy - Cleo
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@tiffyfone.bsky.social Miss Tiffy, how do you feel about centipede and boba?
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
And we got a small credit apparently 🤔 We can buy some treats with that
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
HELLO? HELLO? Calling all kitties to let you know that 1) our internet is back and 2) these Costco nana phones are amazing! Certified 10/10 by the DNV!
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We have our interwebs back! Yeah baby!
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A candle for our bestie Toes #hedgewatch @toesknows.bsky.social
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
There's always that one friend 😺
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
OMC, Auggie, we share a gotcha day! @auggiethebeck.bsky.social
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Oh-hoh, servant is throwing a surprise gotcha day party for us, is anyone available? Grab a hat if you want and don't forget a party bag on your way out. It's an all day affair, so stop by if you can 😺 #plundercats
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It's our 12th gotcha day‼️ A lack of interwebs can't keep us down as we celebrate 12 years owning our servant, let's use some data! 🎉 #plundercats
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Goodbye sweet Toes, thanks for the memories, you'll be missed 💔 #plundercats
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@auggiethebeck.bsky.social You jinxed us, our internet just stopped working! Servant canceled plans to tree shop and has been on hold for the last 30 minutes trying to reach someone to talk to
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
(Cat vomit, power outages and early morning house strolls do not mix. Just sayin)
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Purr pops baby!
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Your bottle has a lid for a reason silly hooman, not my fault if you're not using it!
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
An egg 🥚 story in 3 parts, by me, Cleo
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This is our predecessor Munchkin, she went OTRB 🌈 12 years ago today. Servant says she was the bestest kitty (and half the size of Cleo)
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Banana phones at Costco?! www.costco.com/p/-/yeowww-c...
costco.com
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Right side Left side
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Oh wow! This is amazing! Thank you Auggie! We're reppin' the DNV in style now!
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Flash, Segrentarri ov Meetz an Alle-Drezzed Chibbs @flashtastic.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
ATTENSHUNS. Tha weddink Iz postponed unteal Berdi getz an newe fone. moar info sewn. Sorri for lass minit updayte. Newe dayte wheel bee annownsed sewn. #plundercats #flashterwedding
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
OMC, it's bestie @auggiethebeck.bsky.social gotcha day! Happy gotcha day Auggie‼️ Hope you have the bestest day ever with crinkly papurs, treats and snoozles
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Don't forget, the wedding of August! Flash and Esther tie the knot Saturday, then we party 🪇 #plundercats #flashsterwedding
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
We ate, we littered, we have the zoomies. Both of us! At the same time, yez!
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Guess what?
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
No cheating 🙀 post lock screen
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The wedding of the century, or at least August! Flash and Esther are getting married, join them August 15th #plundercats
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Don't forget, this Saturday, August 8th #plundercats
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
@ellafitzg.bsky.social Servant saw this and thought of you and your hooman I befriended my neighborhood crow. You can, too. www.washingtonpost.com/style/2026/0...
washingtonpost.com
I befriended my neighborhood crow. You can, too.
Reflections — and expert tips — on building bonds with corvids.
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Today's #hedgewatch is from bed as servant continues to recover. Cleo is on the floor this time 😺
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
A candle for Robot @catguruniks.bsky.social Gone but not forgotten 💔😿
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Servant, I prefer to be fed by hand thank you
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Amending our post @flashtastic.bsky.social will wrestle a cow 🐄 while wearing a glitter skort, not skirt. Apologies to Flash 🙏😸
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Join the party next Saturday, August 8, 2026 and see Flash @flashtastic.bsky.social wrestle a cow while wearing a glitter skirt, because, well, it's Flash and why not? bsky.app/profile/flas...
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Game of cards or craps anyone? #hwcafe
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Haha, look at us with our grey hair for the day. Happy weekend everyone! 😸 #hwcafe
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Cleo & Roxanne, Asst Segrenterris of Nip & Vine @clerox.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
@shohanabee76.bsky.social Happy gotcha day Zena‼️
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