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Fled the sinking Tweet ship for bluer skies.

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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 2h
Progressive Claims for 2 out of the 3 weeks of training so I could get a pay check as I waited for an offer from a different better job.
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 17h
Hand pulling on your noodle until you load carb.
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’ve been listening to the early @blankcheck.bsky.social episodes where they did a deep dive on the prequels, and I watched the first clone wars cartoon off their recommendation. Incredible stuff. Love the animation and story style.
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Star Wars: Clone Wars - Wikipedia
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*Yoda, blackout drunk* Man I’m so wasted… I don’t even know what’s up… I can’t even make a normal sentence.
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Guy who types on a laptop by drumming on the keys with two pocket knives.
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Whoa! Looks like you were thirsty.
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cut 30 Rock episode where Jack has to go to Bermuda to close a big deal and is torn between wearing a traditional suit and looking powerful or following custom and wearing the shorts and looking silly. “Good God Lemon, they wear suits with shorts over there. Shorts!”
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Imagine being in Bermuda getting fired by a guy with a suit jacket, tie, and dress shirt tucked into neon green shorts.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 22/09/2026
Sen. Susan Collins helped steer millions in federal defense contracts to Navatek, whose CEO illegally funneled thousands of dollars to her campaign. The FBI sought to launch a probe and was eyeing Collins and other lawmakers. Then Trump gutted the unit in charge. THREAD 🧵
Martin Kao, CEO of defense contractor Navatek, poses next to Sen. Susan Collins for a photo. Collins is holding a model of a boat in her hands. Behind them is a large sign with the Navatek logo.
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Saving Private Ryan, Vin Diesel’s character dying. The rain in that whole scene just felt so vivid.
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’ve had this one for like 3 years and it’s phenomenal. Well worth it.
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Still a bit surprised there wasn’t a twist in the last movie that she had faked her death to trick the entity so she could save the day at the last moment.
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Also it relies on Ralph having the smarts to think “oh the Vikings were really successful at what they did, so if I were to say I’m good at something I could say it’s like ‘I’m a Viking’ there, let’s see I’m good at sleeping so that’s where I’m a Viking.” And that’s far too clever for Ralph.
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’m currently at Costco. That’s where I’m a Viking! (I am good at shopping at Costco, just like the Vikings were good at raiding and fighting) A sentence that makes sense and is reasonable according to some people on here, somehow.
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I finally got my wife to try watching star wars and started with Ep 1. Yeah the Gungan and the trade federation and watto are ROUGH to watch, and the cgi looks bad at times. But this race was when she was finally in on the movie.
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Stat tuned for Avengers Doomsday. Dr Doom? It’s Kermit. And Miss Piggy is going to save the day.
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
One season I had 2 kickers as a bit and I kept them on roster all season and I won that year.
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
He’s great in The Accountant 2, makes that movie a lot better.
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I think it’s the pilot episode where Barney is like “my new thing is I’m specifically into Lebanese women.” That alone would lead to endless “uhh problematic!?!?” Posts today.
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Average Bluesky user: I spent the past 2 hours digging through public records and I see your high school mascot was the “Braves” so it’s clear to me you’ve always been a culturally appropriating pig. Maybe next time think before you try to claim your taco recipe is “authentic” 🙄
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I think about this guy every so often and how low the bar is for cops and how it only gets lower and lower. Total dirtbag.
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Man this is some pathetic groveling. Embarrassing.
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Emergency all hands meeting at Disney HQ to start workshopping a movie called like The President and the Prince, animated Disney Princess movie based on her about a single female president who meets and falls in love with a handsome Prince and she becomes: President Princess. It’ll make billions.
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The actor playing Sylvester Stallone in the making of Rocky movie seems like he’s doing a Sylvester Stallone impression. Which he is, and it’s a good impression, but my mind can’t get past the thought “oh that guys doing a Sly impression, ok.”
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
1. Midnight Run 2. Saving Private Ryan 3. Finding Nemo
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I know! I’m certainly team North Carolina in this fight, Texas girl was way wrong!
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I remember in college this song came on and a girl from Texas was like “oh i like this song, it feels like it’s about Texas.” And this guy from North Carolina, one of the nicest and most chill people I’ve met, practically screamed the lyrics at her and how they’re all clearly about North Carolina.
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Cords are different. The moment you thrown out a cord you’ll realize you actually needed that cord to charge your *insert obscure household item here*. Never throw out a cord, put them in a box in the closet.
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
In college I volunteered at a summer camp and one day the kitchen staff was making some dessert for the like 1000 plus kids and staff at this camp, and they misread the recipe and added 25 pounds of cinnamon instead of 2.5 pounds.
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Apple TV has great shows. The Studio is spectacular. Mythic Quest is really funny. On Peacock The Jackal was really good, and they have all the Bravo shows.
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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The SCREEN Act is not just another age-verification bill — it goes much further than anything passed at the state-level or in other countries. 1. The bill doesn't just target porn sites. It goes after *any* site that allows material "harmful" to minors. You'd have to scan your face to use Google.
(3) COVERED PLATFORM.— The term "covered platform" -
(A) means an entity -
(i) that is an interactive computer service;
(ii) that-
(I) is engaged in interstate or foreign commerce;
or
(Il) purposefully avails itself of the United States
market or a portion thereof; and
(iïi) for which it is in the regular course of the trade or
business of the entity to create, host, or make available content that meets the definition of harmful to minors under paragraph (4) and that is provided by the entity, a user, or other intration conten provider, with
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Hate when I try to log onto my desktop computer and the dang Riddler has hacked me once again.
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The heart of the show is Ed Baldwin glaring at someone contemptuously and quietly screaming at them for not doing what he wants, and the further this season strays from that the more it diminishes.
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
A group of dads running around Home Depot giggling and laughing grabbing power tools as hapless employees try to stop them.
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Best biopic movie by far.
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Any town I’ve been too where they have streets named after presidents they’re not in the correct order and it’s baffling. Some are ALMOST correct but then just have weird odd ones out.
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
*Character walks out of frame and the camera lingers then some thing that was in the background the whole time moves.* Oh Man, that’s cinema.
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
No I will not ‘Watch my step’ like some sort of dweeb just because the floor is wet. I’m going to slip like a MAN and when I do I WILL make it your problem and I WILL sue your ass, Burger King.”
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
My home region and a few other like minded regions. The rest of the country is a dumpster fire, which is a real bummer.
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Jurassic Park has a deleted post credit scene of Nedry and all the Dilophosauruses driving away on a speed boat, as Nedry yells “I faked my death! The dinosaurs were in on it the whole time! We’re rich girls!!”
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Started playing it again a few days ago after not playing for SEVEN years. Love it, forgot how great it is. Beautiful, fun, expansive. Amazing game.
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
You can just microwave metal. It’s ok. Big microwave is lying to you.
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
If you watch Wonder Woman (2017) in reverse, it’s the story of the German army diligently working to banish Gal Gadot to an invisible island.
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The water is great up here in the PNW.
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Seems like the “reflecting pool” is reflecting the state of life in America today. Puke green, cheaply done, and over-policed. There, I said the dumb cringe cliche thing! Now no one else can have this dumb take. We don’t need a soapy op Ed about how symbolic this is!!
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Alive, great dad. My large adult son didn’t get me anything for Father’s Day (he is a dog).
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Always gotta hype up Seattle, so forgive the unsolicited recs if this is not your first time here. Travel out of the downtown core area!! Fremont solstice parade is tomorrow, big neighborhood party with a huge naked bike ride. You can walk on ferries and go to Bainbridge or Kingston. Walk along Alki
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Coca Cola and tobacco don’t exist in the alt universe. Because Lennon and McCartney met as kids skipping school to drink coke and smoke cigarettes. At least according to Blank Check.
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Give Kingston Rumi Southwick an Oscar for playing Evan. Every time he’s in a scene where Tom or another adult is like “hey did you do *dumb teen shit*?” And he replies and lies with an unconvincing lie and faux concern Is such a wonderfully acted teen lying badly scene. Incredible delivery.
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Clerical Error @clericalerror.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I’ve been trapped in season 8 or something for like 3 years. Every so often I’ll try again and get through like one episode before giving up for another few months.
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