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dr clementine’s monster

@clemmie.bsky.social
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views are your mum’s visiting postdoc research fellow @ University of Leeds | film studies + media | makeover movies, horror, feminism, and beauty culture | culture + screenwriting | schemingthirdwife.substack.com

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dr clementine’s monster @clemmie.bsky.social · 7h
its so hard sometimes, and no one truly understands...
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dr clementine’s monster @clemmie.bsky.social · 7h
I can't relate to you guys. I've never felt or been weird all my life, and that's what makes me the weirdest one of all. Kinda effed up if you think about it.
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dr clementine’s monster @clemmie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Barbara Creed writing “woman as monstrous womb” in the 90s
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Pen In Flames Umineko
ALT: Pen In Flames Umineko
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dr clementine’s monster @clemmie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I saw Resident Evil! Fun and full of screeching and splatter, but I don’t remember seeing a film SO terrified of pregnancy that it outright denies the pregnant character an on-screen presence before. The very ending fumbled both the pathos and the scare for me, but Austin Abrams u are everything
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dr clementine’s monster @clemmie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
the only “sticky biological reality” going on here is that this take is absolute wank
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dr clementine’s monster @clemmie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
actually, this is true. I never finished The Very Hungry Caterpillar because my uterus compelled me to stop reading
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dr clementine’s monster @clemmie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Funkytown is a liminal space. No one know where it is, yet everyone longs to be there.
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dr clementine’s monster @clemmie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
finally got a Deadlock invite, only for it to run like absolute dogwater on my humble laptop :(
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dr clementine’s monster @clemmie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
she’s just very good at having eyes
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dr clementine’s monster @clemmie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
morning!
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dr clementine’s monster @clemmie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
it's basically Werewolf/Mafia/Hidden role games but sporadically made more complex. Traitors kill faithfuls, faithfuls try to banish traitors through social deduction
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dr clementine’s monster @clemmie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hayley Cropper has passed away. RIP u will live on forever. Cant believe it. I wanna run to u. Really cant believe this. @ #CelebrityTraitors
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dr clementine’s monster @clemmie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
if you're going to adapt one of *thee* monstrous-feminine texts, then let her be a monster! Carrie can still be sympathetic and have done horrible things, because she's not a real person
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dr clementine’s monster @clemmie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I kinda blame the dominance of action comedies (+ superhero fare) for this. every genre above a certain budget becomes part of a big cinematic soup of sameness. nothing too scary, no protagonists too monstrous.
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
YOU NEED MORE POTATOES THIS WEATHER — Claude Atkinson (for the British Potato Marketing Board), 1930s
A poster featuring an image of a plate of baked potatoes  radiating a Heavenly light. underneath, a couple of line drawings of chefs in tuques respond with delight
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Alexandra Heminsley @alexheminsley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Great Big Crab man o’clock once more
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dr clementine’s monster @clemmie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they got my girl harper stern 😭😭
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dr clementine’s monster @clemmie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#celebritytraitors
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dr clementine’s monster @clemmie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
CLEARLY the producers have never played Age of Empires II 🙄 #CelebrityTraitors
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dr clementine’s monster @clemmie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the level of Facetuning on the portraits #CelebrityTraitors
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dr clementine’s monster @clemmie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Every night I go back and eliminate all the universes” me deleting my Sims’ pool ladder #CelebrityTraitors
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Nathan K. Hensley @nathankhensley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🚨 ALERT 🚨: All of Stuart Hall's notebooks have been digitized and are freely available to browse and read??? stuarthalldigital.bham.ac.uk/archival_mat...
Stuart Hall notebook: NOTES ON THE REPRODUCTION OF IDEOLOGIES AND THE MEDIA (Orange notebook, "Summit Students Pad")Stuart Hall notebook page with headline: "Problems for a Marxist Theory of the Media" and a series of bulletpoints. Lined notebook paper with black handwriting.
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dr clementine’s monster @clemmie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
no replies bc we all accept im correct 😇
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dr clementine’s monster @clemmie.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Lollipop ladies embody castration anxiety because they wield the metaphorical phallus (lollipop) while occupying a position of power (telling cars to stop)
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dr clementine’s monster @clemmie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am tired of being resilient, I wish to become goo.
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dr clementine’s monster @clemmie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the back half of Coven is where the rot begins, but even in Asylum the writing has a vibe of “what the hell, sure” meets the Key and Peele Gremlins 2 sketch
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dr clementine’s monster @clemmie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Geller even says in his statement that he knows he got off lightly. So, did he do anything else to atone for it? What actual work has taken place? And how do we know there’s not more that just hasn’t come to light yet?
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dr clementine’s monster @clemmie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And, frankly, I do not CARE about Geller in this moment. I care about the victim having her assault being a hot topic of conversation with zero consideration for her privacy or wellbeing, whoever she is. I hope she’s supported and cared for.
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dr clementine’s monster @clemmie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’ve even seen people suggesting that his video essays were feminist (??) and therefore everything’s totally cool now, it is a laughable viewpoint.
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dr clementine’s monster @clemmie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If Jacob Geller had done almost any other crime, all this handwringing around him being a good person now and his content being evidence of retroactive rehabilitation would not be happening.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
a play in four acts
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o faquir da dor @tropigotico.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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dr clementine’s monster @clemmie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
honourable mention goes to the opening credits of Goosebumps, which I would RUN to the tv to turn off, and slightly later Spirited Away for giving me pig-related nightmares
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dr clementine’s monster @clemmie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this guy was “hide behind the sofa” scary to me, I think specifically because he looked out of the tv to address the viewer
Voltaire from Four Ways Farm, a golden cockerel weathervane who acted as a narrator on a stop-motion animated kids show
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dr clementine’s monster @clemmie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
sooo funny that on the normie and the celeb seasons anyone even tenuously attached to intelligence is a target early banishment. to survive traitors, one must be stupid #celebritytraitors
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dr clementine’s monster @clemmie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Richard every time he speaks #celebritytraitors
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dr clementine’s monster @clemmie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Claudia’s smuggling a side table under that skirt #Celebritytraitors
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dr clementine’s monster @clemmie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#celebritytraitors everyone trying to play it cool while covered in grave dirt
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dr clementine’s monster @clemmie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ross Kemp rn #celebritytraitors
Cary Grant being forced alcohol in North by Northwest
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dr clementine’s monster @clemmie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
first day on the job as music supervisor on #thetraitors! I looked up a list of songs with the words “kill” and “death” and slammed em right in the .mov file
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dr clementine’s monster @clemmie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ross Kemp was married to Rebekah Brooks. Jerry Hall was married to Rupert Murdoch. I suppose any News Corps chat will be edited out lol #thetraitors
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dr clementine’s monster @clemmie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
well, there goes the license fee #thetraitors
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dr clementine’s monster @clemmie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I predicted the wigs…
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dr clementine’s monster @clemmie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The thing about #celebritytraitors is that it’s more about persona than gameplay. The meta layer of what the celebs think tells a better story looks over everything, which trips up the faithfuls more often than not. #thetraitors
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dr clementine’s monster @clemmie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Richard’s game plan #thetraitors
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dr clementine’s monster @clemmie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#thetraitors amazing starting lineup yessssss
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dr clementine’s monster @clemmie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#thetraitors Why were the only two dress code options “drunk in the costume chest” and “casual Friday at the office”?
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dr clementine’s monster @clemmie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Claudia's booked for The Traitors at 8pm, then a pigeon fancier cover at 9:15pm #thetraitors
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dr clementine’s monster @clemmie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
richard's come dressed as an evil potato peel #thetraitors
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dr clementine’s monster @clemmie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
him: you'd better not be a beautiful bag of recycling tonight my renewable ass: #thetraitors
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