Rick Elston @clementebucs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Hip hip hooray! Nothing better than a commercial that simultaneously moistens the loins of an 80 yr old delusional ‘man’ and his 30ish [in his twisted noggin] ‘fuckist’ - Larry McMurtry accreditation. Can’t wait for more. 000
Rick Elston @clementebucs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Piker / Smiker…. I still haven’t stopped fearing Critical Race Theory…not to mention Obama Death Panels! 020
Rick Elston @clementebucs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I get it! She wishes to have intercourse with a married man named Joe Biden…but why advertise it across your chest to every passing stranger !??? 1220
Rick Elston @clementebucs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If…IF…that “shove up” strayed a bit, and found its way into the ‘Orange One’s” anal orifice it would have to share space with: a.) Lindsey Graham’s corpse, b.) Stephen Miller, c.) AG Blanche, d.) Mike Johnson, e.) Sean Hannity, f.) ‘Natalie’, g.) and perhaps a couple dozen others… A real YUCK FEST! 010
Rick Elston @clementebucs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“the challenge is between (D’s) who want to destroy the country & (R’s) who are trying to solve the problems”. In the history of 🤪human thought, incl: Hegesias (300 BC) ‘dying is preferable to living’ & Mainländer (1876) ‘universe is the rotting corpse of a God who committed suicide’ JD wins 000
Rick Elston @clementebucs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yes! Ban her from Bars!! Relegate her to the Boxed-Wine aisles at Walmart. 000
Rick Elston @clementebucs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Big divide between R and D on this question. And THAT! is one of the many reasons that Republicans are going to get their asses handed to them in about 5 weeks. Elections are about which party/candidate is in sync with the moment. I’m telling you now: it ain’t Paxton, Collins, et al 111
Rick Elston @clementebucs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yes! But if your 6-year old son comes home from school and says he’s decided to become an imposter from Appalachia, and will do ANYTHING when he ‘matures’ to become POTUS….now THAT! is a problem for darn near ANY parent. 020
Rick Elston @clementebucs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Not only confusion on his part between NBA and College mascot/nicknames…he can’t even get another fact straight: everyone knows that it’s Long Beach State that are the “Dirtbags”…NOT the honorable federal prosecutor Jack Smith. JEEZ !!…I guess sports ain’t his ‘thing’. 010
Rick Elston @clementebucs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The good news: he has close to Zero chance of being the D nominee 010
Rick Elston @clementebucs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Underwood is the epitome of a representative of the people. The Congress needs dozens more ‘Underwoods’ 020
Rick Elston @clementebucs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Elections are about capturing the moment. That’s precisely what worked for Reagan, Obama, Biden 2020 (Trump fatigue #1), Trump in 2016 & 2024. Nov 2026 will be the 1st meaningful opportunity for millions of Americans to do something about this shit. I gotta believe the turnout will be massive. 012
Rick Elston @clementebucs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Anti-Trans (in sports) is a lot more about hate of 'the other' than it is about concern for ANYTHING outside of ANYTHING. Hate 1st..Find a reason 2nd. What has greater odds? : a trans-athlete causing ANY kind of difficulty on ANY playing field ANYWHERE in the U.S.. ..or YOU paying >$4/gal for gas? 010
Rick Elston @clementebucs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Oh! But I’ll bet all those parents who can’t afford Child Care also share Trump’s desire that Iran not develop a nuclear weapon…although it’s unlikely that any of those parents ripped up an existing agreement that said exactly that. 000
Rick Elston @clementebucs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I trust my personal assessment that Mary Peltola is a decent person 300
Rick Elston @clementebucs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Hey! Talarico and Paxton: 2 peas in a pod. It doesn’t matter! I’ll hold one of them to a ‘must be perfect’ standard and the other: I know he’s a shitbag… but so what? Peltola and Talarico are clearly both decent humans. They are key to members of the U.S. Supreme Court for the next several decades 100
Rick Elston @clementebucs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I Object ! it's NORMAL to believe that "creating numerous ways to award honors to yourself because you think that you deserve" I've always felt that I should be named NL Fireman of the Year as an outstanding relief pitcher - even though my fastball clocks in at 62mph & I've never worn an MLB uniform 001
Rick Elston @clementebucs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"Deport Her !" (...you mean like to....Miami? - where she was born). Both of her parents fled Castro's Cuba. 031
Rick Elston @clementebucs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026He is a world class soothsayer - remember how the Ukraine-Russia War ended 24 hours after his January 2025 inauguration?? And who can forget sub $3/gallon gasoline in those first heady days of Trump 2.0?? He’s a miracle worker!! 000
Rick Elston @clementebucs.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Dumm….Dumbe……Duhm….Dhum….? And now, thanks to my genius level PREZ, I’m aware that it’s “D-U-M-B”. How fitting. 000
Rick Elston @clementebucs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Don't sweat it! "You get $5k! You get $5K! You get $5K" !! Con-America is NOW. 000
Rick Elston @clementebucs.bsky.social · 15/09/2026There are TWO Supreme Court Justices (Samuel A. Alito & Clarence Thomas) who are traitors to the U.S. Constitution p.s. I pretty much always believed Anita Hill re: Clarence & his pubic hair fixation - And.. as for Alito, his wife and her upside down flag thing: Fuck 'em! Trumps days are numbered! 010
Rick Elston @clementebucs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Curious minds want to know: will ex-Speaker Johnson structure the 5K payments so that only loyal citizens who vote (R) receive them? Or will this ‘bribe’ also be distributed to commie voters? 000
Rick Elston @clementebucs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026$40 million ain’t gonna do it. Paxton is a loser. 000
Rick Elston @clementebucs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Has there ever been a more pathetic National politician than JD? Sure, Trump is a sick evil person, but JD seems to bathe in the slime of phony, superficial yuuuck. 🤢🤮🤯. Gotta wonder what his influences were to ‘help’ him arrive at his world-class low low low rung on the ladder of humanity. 000
Rick Elston @clementebucs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026North Dakotans: this guy held the highest office in your State for 8 years. How did you survive?? 1100
Rick Elston @clementebucs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It depends on what the definition of “would be much much” is… 030
Rick Elston @clementebucs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026By “I will issue…” he might have well as said “I will convince Mexico to issue…” 000
Rick Elston @clementebucs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Not-so ancient History: a rally, part of Sanders’ 2-day swing thru Pennsylvania, was for Sanders to publicly endorse Fetterman, in Pennsylvania’s D primary for lieutenant governor. Sanders told the crowd – “What John’s campaign is about — is the progressive message..” 010
Rick Elston @clementebucs.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I have a Wednesday ticket (Free!)....but THEN just before my flight to Dallas, my beloved doggie threw up on the carpet !! - and I had more important things to attend to. Darn. 000
Rick Elston @clementebucs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Moosehead is actually one of the better macro-brews on the market. Canada - we Stand on Guard for Thee….while still loving the USA - despite the deranged, deplorable, despicable man who occupies the White House. 041
Rick Elston @clementebucs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026just nabbed a couple of tickets!!! see you there 🚯 130
Rick Elston @clementebucs.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Oh What the Fuck!? Why not just go whole hog and claim that gas will drop to below $1/gallon once the 'war' is over? 000
Rick Elston @clementebucs.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Is it OK if I hope that he NOT BE...xxxx? (xxxx = secret service forbidden fruit). 010
Rick Elston @clementebucs.bsky.social · 05/09/202653 years ago (from a Bob Dylan song): "Well, I took me a woman late last night I's three-fourths drunk, she looked alright 'Til she started peeling off her onion gook Took off her wig, said, 'How do I look?'" 060
Rick Elston @clementebucs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Speaking of “scare tactics”, I’m trying to decide if I should still be in fear of “Critical Race Theory” or Obama Death Panels 🙀 010
Rick Elston @clementebucs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026 Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, cause I’ve worked in a lot of offices & I tell you people do that all the time 000
Rick Elston @clementebucs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Who is Piker? I’m asking as an ~89% informed voter, who is assuming that the ‘middle’ (less-political) 20% decide most elections have no fuking idea who the Hell this “Piker” is? 110
Rick Elston @clementebucs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The good news is that any fukin idiot that is attracted to this nonsense is also likely ‘too busy’ to bother with voting.static.klipy.comSorry I'M Busy - Cat in Pink Wig MemeALT: Sorry I'M Busy - Cat in Pink Wig Meme 071
Rick Elston @clementebucs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026You had me at: “this is Scott Jennings”…and… … after that, what logically follows is: “…and he doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground…” 010
Rick Elston @clementebucs.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The fukin anti-Christ has been yer boss for the past 20 months! Get a clue 🥴 020
Rick Elston @clementebucs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Is there an explanation needed?? I think Bob sings as he does, writes songs, lives his life, eats his breakfast, keeps traveling and touring simply because that's what he wants to do. 000
Rick Elston @clementebucs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Speaking of “unattractive persons both inside and out”, I harken back to my seven decades ago kindergarten lesson: “takes one to know one”. Donald: you have zero redeeming qualities…at least Maggie, regardless of how you feel about her other qualities, has an incredibly enticing voice. 000
Rick Elston @clementebucs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The right has exactly ONE strategy to defeat AES…and it’s the same one being used in Texas. Its roots go back to 2008 Obama. Unfortunately (for the right), hardly anyone (and surely not the undecided middle non-political voter that almost always decides close elections)…gives a shit about that stuff 010
Rick Elston @clementebucs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I’m listening on my phone (no visual) He sounds like Hell too. He’s all over the place. I Feel sorry for Alex Witt. 000