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Emmanuel Clement

@clementcomposer.com
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🎵💭 Composer, ponderer. ☸️ Occasional Buddhist. 🐈 Loving father of three (cats). 😉 Pun always intended. All my links: campsite.bio/ponderer

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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 28/08/2026
Finally saw TOMBSTONE (1993)
Val Kilmer playing Doc Holliday. He's playing the piano and after gang members make fun of what he's playing, he eventually says "Frederic fucking Chopin?" Iconic.
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 22/07/2026
Good news for Unity developers - I've cracked the top 1,000 pending assets... 😅 Once the music pack is approved on Unity you'll be the first to know! Until then, you can still tap that link above to get all the files on itch right now. 🎵😊🎹
Unity Publisher Portal. My piano music pack THE ATTIC is still pending approval, number 926 in queue. Oof!
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 09/06/2026
"The Art of Peace is true democracy." Morihei Ueshiba trans. John Stevens
"All life is a manifestation of the spirit, the manifestation of love. And the Art of Peace is the purest form of that principle. A warrior is charged with bringing a halt to all contention and strife. Universal love functions in many forms; each manifestation should be allowed free expression. The Art of Peace is true democracy."

Morihei Ueshiba trans. John Stevens
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 09/06/2026
I got Charles Xavier
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 07/06/2026
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 06/06/2026
Reminder that my precious baby boy Chopin is simply the sweetest and best 🥺
My baby boy Chopin (a cat) licking my hand so happily
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 27/05/2026
Very good duck
Lady duck stands attentively, waiting for scraps
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 25/05/2026
Same energy
Ad for "the pants that feel like sweats but look like chinos" (60 dollars)Used VHS of "the Englishman who went up a hill and came down a mountain" with Hugh Grant—$5.99
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 23/05/2026
I experienced this one as 'scroll for a surprise' =D
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 20/04/2026
Huge mood, DJ Rotom
In Pokopia, DJ Rotom is saying from inside his house: "what's up, kaeru! I don't feel like doin anything today, yo!" My character's name is Kaeru
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 05/04/2026
This was the Easter Sunday message of the elected President of the United States
Some US politicians have reacted with alarm and questioned the US president’s mental state after Donald Trump issued an abusive, expletive-laden threat to Iran in which he called on the regime to “open the fuckin’ strait [of Hormuz], you crazy bastards”, as he threatened to further attack the country’s energy and transport infrastructure.

The US president wrote on his Truth Social platform: “Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP.”
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 30/03/2026
Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you happiness VILLAINS EDITION
Benjamin Linus from LOSTZaheer from Avatar: the legend of Korra
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 30/03/2026
Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you happiness
Killua from Hunter x HunterJean-Luc Picard
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 29/03/2026
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 24/03/2026
'Beware of falling objects'
The warning cone reading this fell over.
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 21/03/2026
Google maps view zoomed out to a quarter of the Earth. There's a marker for 'Work' back in Seattle, and the dot for where I am is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. It's far.
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 18/03/2026
Tfw your barber crushes it
Me. Looking left, fresh beard trim and oil. Sooooo handsome if I do say so!
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 15/03/2026
This was arson. Someone arsin' around! Joke from Wallace and Gromit: the curse of the were-rabbit.
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 07/03/2026
S&M Pilates.
It stands for 'strength and mobility,' but the sign proudly says S & M. Which stands for... other stuff.
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 04/03/2026
What a wonderful phrase!
Image of shrimp like prehistoric creature. Called: Habelia optata
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 01/03/2026
Visual art sets such unrealistic beauty standards
Picasso's Weeping Woman, a cubist painting
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 27/02/2026
Wow, sign me up!
Sign on telephone pole has been ripped off. Only the top is visible, which reads in bold capitals: FREE HEALTH. Sounds good to me!
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 24/02/2026
Finally got my playing card collection displayed on the wall!
Wall mounted display of playing card decks. It's a 3D printed modular system that you can build how you like!
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 23/02/2026
Hi Megan! We're on here at the same time so here is a smiley face =) and a cat pic. I hope your evening goes better, maybe have a cup of tea!
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 19/02/2026
Me and @kristalauren.bsky.social's Fire Horse coloring pages =)
Two cute coloring pages of chibi horses. Mine is painted brown and white, and Krista's is blue. They both have fiery manes.
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 16/02/2026
When a customer asks "what's popular?"
Uncle Iroh in Avatar: The Last Airbender. He says. "It's time for you to look inward and begin asking yourself the big questions! Who are YOU, and what do YOU want?"
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 11/02/2026
I missed it but you can still have this one
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 08/02/2026
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 26/01/2026
It's a bad habit.
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 09/01/2026
Leveraging the awesome power of the PS5 to bring Bluey to you in 60fps 4k
Game box for Bluey: the video game, on playstation 5
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 09/01/2026
This Pokémon sounds like something I should ask my doctor about
Pokémon screen. The Pokémon name is Vespiquen. Sounds like a prescription, right?
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 08/01/2026
I will *never* call D&D, 'DnD.' That graphic designer SLAYED the ampersand and I won't stand for its erasure
The official Dungeons and Dragons logo. The ampersand is a cool-ass dragon twisting around and breathing fire. It's a killer logo!!
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 07/01/2026
When you type so bad that autocorrect doesn't even bother trying 😬
You're on your own, kid - Taylor Swift
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 07/01/2026
A mood for our times
Pokemon game. A child is commenting on a crude mural blowing up to reveal an ancient statue inside the mountain. He says, "I feel it was more artistic before it got destroyed."
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 01/01/2026
What do I name my New Year's lemon pig?
A pig made out of a lemon with toothpick legs, cloves for eyes, a squiggly tail of foil, and a shiny penny in its mouth.
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 29/12/2025
Turns out 'clammy' does not mean 'like a clam.' They have different 'clam' roots! (That sound the same) One is 'muddy,' and the other is closer to 'clamp.' Now I know!
clammy(adj.)

"soft and sticky," late 14c., probably an extended form of Middle English clam "viscous, sticky, muddy" (mid-14c.), from Old English clæm "mud, sticky clay," from Proto-Germanic *klaimaz "clay" (source also of Flemish klammig, Low German klamig "sticky, damp," Old English clæman "to smear, plaster;" and clay). With -y (2). Related: Clammily; clamminess.

clam(n.)

bivalve mollusk, c. 1500 (implied in clam-shell), originally Scottish, apparently a particular use of Middle English clam "pincers, vice, clamp" (late 14c.), from Old English clamm "bond, fetter, grip, grasp," from Proto-Germanic *klam- "to press or squeeze together" (source also of Old High German klamma "cramp, fetter, constriction," German Klamm "a constriction"), which is possibly from a PIE *glem- or *glom- "contain, embrace" (see glebe). If this is right then the original reference is to the shell.

Clam-chowder attested from 1822.
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 22/12/2025
I love when real, useful graphs look like total nonsense out of context
The graph title is 'trends of drub.' What is drub? Baby don't hurt me. Haha anyway, the graph tracks something in portions of millions, from around 1800 to the present. What could it be?
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 11/12/2025
'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
Oh, the weather outside is frightful  

And since we've no place to go  


It doesn't show signs of stopping  



How I hate going out in the storm  


The fire is slowly dying
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 27/11/2025
When your controller is 3x bigger than the console lol
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 21/11/2025
Violas and viola players get a bad rap. And I will staunchly defend them. But this is unhinged
Chat message: "sometimes i wish everything was in alto clef", sad face emoji
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 18/11/2025
100% correct and accurate list of the 10 worst Christmas songs of all time
It's ten different versions of The Little Drummer Boy, which is the worst
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 20/10/2025
Today's puzzle is very silly (and easier if you're British} realbirdfakebird.com
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 18/10/2025
600 days that I've had a meditation session—and that's just the ones that used this timer app. I'm really surprised how much I've practiced. It doesn't feel like a lot. Even a very small habit can compound over time. If there's something you've wanted to do, the only thing you need to do is start.
Announcement that I have meditated on 600 different days.
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 10/10/2025
Throwback to my Bach pumpkin (2022)
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 28/09/2025
I get stuck a lot when I compose. When there's no obvious continuation, I need to make sense of the music I've written in order to see the way forward. Find the hidden clue. Today I decided to annotate things. Not what I want the music to do, just what the idea feels like at that moment. It helped.
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 23/09/2025
My face after struggling for an hour to get some CC automation working correctly
Me looking vexed and unimpressed directly into camera, eyebrow raised
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 08/09/2025
In a group call, a fellow composer - much more successful than me - said: 'wow, it's so cool that you write music on paper! I wish I had that skill.' I was taken aback. I never considered there are full-fledged professionals who don't use notation. What skills of your art do you take for granted?
Handwritten music on paper
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 06/09/2025
Forgive yourself. Even professional published scores have silly mistakes sometimes 😅 #vioin
Excerpt of musical score. Where it should say 'violin,' it reads 'vioin.'
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 05/09/2025
Some counterpoint with lunch. #composer #filmcomposer
Handwritten music in a notebook.
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Emmanuel Clement @clementcomposer.com · 01/09/2025
Inside the composer's studio! #composer #filmcomposer #insideyourstudio
Funny labels on different studio objects. Painting: 'someone else's work.' Photo of Shostakovich: 'dead guy.' LEGO orchid: 'unkillable plant.' Singing bowl: 'bowl go ding.' Seltzer: 'water but different.' Piano keyboard: 'just a lot of buttons, really.'Studio objects with funny labels. Speakers are 'air wigglers.' Lightbulb: 'legally not a candle.' Webcam: 'false eye.' Microphone: 'captive audience.' Keyboard: 'how I typed this.' Art of a cat on a piano: 'self portrait.' Monitors: 'how I read the Internet' and 'vertical for some reason.'
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