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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 20h
this album is my go to, although they were touring The Remote Part when I saw them
a copy of Idlewild's 100 broken windows album, on CD. The cover shows a young male carrying a dining room chair through a snow covered yard, possibly a farm yard in Scotland. The Idlewild logo is on bottom right with the album name in lower text serif font below.
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the french have the right idea (but it probably doesn't do a lot for pain or a fever - hope you are ok)
black and white stock image of an espresso coffee with a close shot of two hands, in one of which is a lovely cigarette
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
totally forgot to check the track day photography from my day out with dad last month. I really like this pic, you can see both of us and it's on the most exciting part of the track. gonna order a print to give to dad for christmas and i can't wait to do another track day
a copper red metallic mazda mx-5 with grey double racing stripe, roof up, goes over the mountain at Cadwell Park, suspension stretched as the car crests the top. inside you can make out me and my dad having a great time.
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
manifesting
meme template with bugs bunny looking suave in a tux with a rose in the pocket. the text reads

i wish all RAFAEL BEHR

a very CORONARY THROMBOSIS
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So the smears continue. It says, buried in the article, that Speitan was not aware of the charges at the time, but you wouldn't know that from the headline and first few paragraphs.
BBC news article:

Green member behind Zionism motion named as 'close friend' of jailed al-Qaeda supporter in court

GETTY IMAGES (Lubna Speitan is pictured)

Caption: Lubna Speitan gave evidence on behalf of a British national who was accused of plotting to carry out a suicide attack at Heathrow Airport
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
reminds me of this
page from teletxt digitiser (video game magazine)

THE END: BIFFO BIDS GOODBYE

It feels like I should end this sort of farewell thing with something apt. But how to sum up 10 gut-stuffed years in a few short words?

It's impossible and thus the only way to explain such feelings is with an image. Press reveal to see what it is:

[REVEAL IMAGE] A suspiciously purple and turgid looking worms vomits white white vomit in a suspicious splat pattern on the page. A caption reads "THE REAL TURNER THE WORM BEING SICK"
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
voters opinions apparently forged in a vacuum according to this chin-stroking cunt
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Finished chapter one of this very sobering read about how we have got to where we are. Fills in a lot of detail that I did not know, about how Israel uses the memory of the Shoah to permit an ethnonationalist state where a Jewish majority will not just be protected but privileged at Arabs expense.
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Only one use for this
London Underground roundel reading GANTS HILL, the best tube station in London bar none
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
First 5k on geoguessr daily in a while.Wish I'd brought my mouse with me though, moving is hard with a trackpad!
Screenshot of a 5k score, 7 yards away in an unnamed country (detail intentionally withheld)
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Should get a Basque flag on the roof
My Fiat Panda, the number plate ends ETA
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
There was a Citroën C1 at the track day I attended on Friday, absolute baller move
À stock Citroën C1, in silver
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Baby's first track day
Photo of a grey motorcycle helmet in the footwell of my dad's car
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Was so good to hear live last week
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Love seeing ex Stade Brestois players progress!
Soumaila Coulibaly in his stade brestois home top last season - RC Strasbourg are loaning him out to Watford FC
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'm surprised the financial services industry didn't make the same case after the 2008 crash. Although they probably didn't need to since they nearly all got away with it and little changed anyway.
John Butler, some excellent special forces bod: "Remember, trust goes both ways and if you want to maintain the world's premiere special forces organisation, you've got to look after it."
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Some fun sights on the motorway this morning. I hold the mk3 MX-5 is the best looking coupe of recent times.
Lorry with a cool Toy Story image on the rear of the cab, it shows Woody and a bunch of the others , and says "to infinity and beyond, but home at the weekend"Lorry with a cool Toy Story image on the rear of the cab, it shows Woody and a bunch of the others , and says "to infinity and beyond, but home at the weekend"A dark red mk3 MX-5 with the hard top, it's photographed from behind (from the phone cradle in my car before the online lawyers log on)
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Just found my baseball cap on the floor next to the car and it looks like a snail has been using it for a bed
A blue baseball cap upturned on the roof of a red car. Inside the peak of the cap there is a shiny, slimy trail that reaches the rim and then scoots back off
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Got some fun new Hero fountain pens from China today, less than £12 for three pens and over 100 ink cartridges. That place is wild! I also hold it's more fun collecting cheap pens than shelling out for expensive ones.
Three Hero P505 fountain pens, in translucent green, trans blue and pink, and translucent orange and pink, sat on a notepad. I've written Hero P505 X3, thanks AliExpress!!
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Still from Thomas the Tank Engine where Gordon, the boastful express loco, was bricked up in a tunnel
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Scooby doo villain reveal meme

The masked villain is flying rodent, Google Gemini removes the mask to show Phil McDuff, Google goes lol
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Seriously wtf is this?
Roblox ten stage captcha where you have to match the symbols with the number of symbols on the top of the pictured dice. I'm so hacked off with this shit
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
To be European is to be irredeemable
From a BBC news article on refugees flooding the border into the Spanish enclave of Ceuta

Carmen Gonzalez Bermudez who was in the city to see her parents told the BBC that the past day had been "very overwhelming".

She said she saw "thousands and thousands of people in swimming costumes and all wet, just coming from the sea", adding that "I know most of them are nice people just looking for a better future for themselves. But we cannot give that to them".
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Kurt Vonnegut's The Sirens of Titan. An absolute masterpiece, need to read again.
Book cover of Kurt Vonnegut's Sirens of Titan, SF Masterworks edition. The cover art shows a red tinged Taj Mahal on the surface of an outer planet against the sun in the distance and the black night sky
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
So we are NOT going to drill for more oil in the north sea?
Anakin and Padmé 4 panel meme

Panel 1 Anakin Skywalker tells Padmé that Climate change is now a national security priority 

Panel 2 Padmé asks "so are we no longer going to expand North sea oil drilling, right?"

Panel three close up of anakins face, he stares menacingly 

panel 4 shocked, Padmé asks again "right?"
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Imagine being the legal intern who has to watch 92 episodes of Wolfoo to spot the stolen clips of Peppa Pig
The judge said clips from Peppa Pig were found in all 92 English-language Wolfoo videos that were examined, and about 75% of the foreign-language videos.
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It's great that the Daily Telegraph is now the newspaper of the worker
Close up of today's Daily Telegraph headline "workers face new tax to find social care"
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Love this for me 12axes.vercel.app
My most compatible country on that political compatibility test was Rojava, text as follows

MOST COMPATIBLE COUNTRY

Rojava (North and East Syria)

95% MATCH

Region in northern Syria, Rojava organizes itself through democratic confederalism, with local nagement, gender equality, ethnic pluralism, and ecology, inspired by the libertarian ideas of Abdullah Öcalan.

Bandeira do movimento/administração autônoma usada como referência visual.
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Forgot to post earlier in the week but Bat Sabbath was incredible and their support was cool too, especially Black Mastiff, who brought some next level QOTSA style groove to proceedings, and were really nice when we chatted after (Canadians of course)
Black Mastiff performing at Clwb Ifor Bach in Cardiff. We're in a darkened room a few rows back, the band is three middle aged men, you can see the bassist who is a big guy with large frizzy hair, the singer has a short floppy dark fringe and is playing his guitar, the drummer at the back appears to be wearing a Santa hat but that could just be the photo
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
This is a joke right? (from my Facebook feed)
Ad for Mr C on Facebook with the lyrics to ebenezer Goode changed for count binface. Pictured below are the middle aged duo of the Shamen in black with count binface doing his trademark pose in the middle.

Those lyrics:

Binny's good, Binny's good, whaaaooo, Count Binface is good,

Binny's good, Binny's good, whaaaooo, Count Binface is good,

Binny's good, Binny's good, whaaaooo, Count Binface is good,

Binny's good, Binny's good, whaaaoo, Count Binface is good.
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Imagine being this keen to feel like a victim, also turning off QTs because he knows he will get dunked. He can get fucked instead.
Post by jamelle

@jamellebouie.net


really does seem like this hostility to AC is more anti american posturing than anything else
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Hoping one day nigel farage really does get acquainted with italian politics
Nigel farage in a suit, upside down
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
My sons WC dream team
World Cup dream team in formation

GK Raya
CB Quansah
CB Veiga
LB Mendes
RB Hakimi
CDM Neves
CDM Paz
CAM M. Rogers
LM Ndoyé
RM Yamal
ST Wissa

The goalkeeper is in yellow with black stripes and red sleeves, Outfield players are in blue with green sleeves
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
World Cup dream team in
Football formation sheet

GK Courtois
LB Santos
RB Stanisic
CB van Dijk
CB Min-Jae
CDM McTominey
CDM Palacios
CM Kamada
LW Ndiayé
RW Doué
ST Haaland

Outfield kit is light green with white tigerstripe derail, keeper is in a teal shirt with spring green and orange diagonal  band
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Got a fountain pen for the first time in ages, it's lovely and Japanese and minimalist, but god-damn it's annoying that the text is all upside down for my lefty-handedness.
Platinum Preppy Perpanep edition, white plastic fountain pen with curved plastic clip and logo text small and in grey. It's on some lined paper where I have scribbled that the nib is too fine but I do like my handwriting with this pen.
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Lord Bamford, one of the UKs wealthiest men, can go [redacted] the fucking evil psychopath
JCB boss: Welfare 'con' will trigger a revolt

JCB billionaire Lord Bamford has said
the Government "can't get away with" giving people up to £60,000 a year in benefits, warning that welfare spending risked triggering a "revolt". Lord Bamford, one of the biggest political donors in the UK, said taxpayers could not be "conned" into beleving that wellare payouts were sustainable. The constructon giant cauboned Labour against lueching to the left
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Luke with some relatively normal humans, for contrast
Sky News Sophie Ridge, Wilf Frost and Luke Akehurst MP. Lukes face is bizarrely red
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
How is his face so red? I haven't fucked with my TV, I promise
Luke the nuke, his face as red as a mn united shirt. What's going on?
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Labour mps: "it is the voters who are wrong"
BBC news article text from "many Labour mps are blaming the boss"

But others do fret about the downsides of a leadership race while the party is in government, and also wonder if it would actually make any difference.

"I am still of the view that anyone who takes over will inherit the same problem - an impatient and almost ungovernable country that wants tax cuts and spending increases on nearly everything," said another Labour MP.
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Da iawn Caerdydd Penarth
Cardiff Penarth results

Plaid Cymru 41%
Reform 18%
Green 13%
Labour 12%
Conservative 7%
Lib Dems 2%
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Tweet by DEI Man @dril

turning a big dial taht says "Racism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I could frame this and put it up
Bluesky post by Adam Bienkov @adambienkov....

Nigel Farage's beaming face is featuring heavily in the local elections coverage, but the truth is that the real architect of Reform's gains is the man whose disastrous 'Blue Labour' strategy we were confidently told would prevent them

bylinetimes.com/2026/05/08/I...

BYLINE TIMES 

[LARGE IMAGE OF MORGAN MACSWEENEY BEING QUESTIONED AT THE SELECT COMMITTEE LOOKING UNDER PRESSURE] 

Local Election Results 2026:

Morgan McSweeney's 'Blue Labour' Legacy Lives On

Keir Starmer's former adviser's strategy of focusing on Reform
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Politics.... 'ardest game in the world
Keir starmer looking increasingly like that old geezer from the Fast Show that would butt in to your conversation like an old bore with no end of uninsightful drivel
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
East17's Steam. Around the world, stay another day, it's just classic after classic. I really liked let it all go which was an almost prodigy like bit of rave techno with some awesome boy band rapping
The cover for east 17s album steam. The band name and title are in a tight circle in the centre, the e17 logo centred on an atom logo with the name steam below. In each corner is a member of the foursome looking 90s boyband brilliance. The background is a blue, rain drop flecked glass surface.
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Belgique prends-moi ! 🚲 🚲 🚲
Tweet by BikePush

BikePush

@bikepushcom

Did You Know? In Belgium, they pay you to go to work by bicycle!

Workers who bike to their workplace receive a subsidy of up to €0.37 per kilometer

And heavy commuters can earn up to €810 a year just for cycling
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
There's a grey haired toddler on the BBC election coverage
Who this fuck is this grey haired teenager masquerading as a politician? It's a twenty something male in a suit with a silver tie and silver hair, he's on set on the BBC election coverage gesticulating wildly for some reason
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Yeah it was still not right for Starmer to he receiving gifts from people who clearly want influence too
Bluesky post by markofbattersea @markofbattersea.... 1h

#BBCNews #Election26

Nigel Farage's corrupt 5 million pound gift from a crypto ghoul will barely have come up on the doorstep, because news outlets like the #BBC have barely reported on it, unlike their behaviour with Arsenal tickets and glasses.
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
before the inevitable block
Bluesky post by

Sequentialkady

@sequentialkady.bsky.social

Follow

All of you who refused to vote for Kamala Harris "because Palestine!" -- this gutting of the voting rights act is on you.

You selfish, entitled, spoiled White social justice cosplayers.
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Evergreen
À cool skeleton pointing a gun and saying "I don't want a labour government, I want revenge"
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New Millennium Holmes @cleanbreak.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Had a busy one with drum and bass on the bike in Bristol, it was heaving!
Viens from 2/3 of the way up Park Street in Bristol, the street is full of thousands of raving cyclists
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