Cassandra @cldek.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Morning update. He has disassembled and rebuilt our loveseat and is currently napping peacefully in what I've dubbed "Fort Lonesome" 040 0
Cassandra @cldek.bsky.social · 09/10/2026World's Saddest Dog may never forgive @xolok.bsky.social and me for going to Seattle after work. The dogsitter took this. A devastating indictment of our character. 160 0
Cassandra @cldek.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I had a good night as a chameleon, but my finest efforts paled in comparison to @xolok.bsky.social's and the kids'. 010 0
Cassandra @cldek.bsky.social · 04/10/2026As a chameleon, eiither I get found immediately, or I win. These two were wins, the green wallpaper one being my first: 100 0
Cassandra @cldek.bsky.social · 01/10/2026And her candidate statement, possibly ghostwritten by that guy who talked at me at great length and very enthusiastically about the dangers of cell phones while I was trapped on a Seattle to Surrey Greyhound trip in 2005 220 0
Cassandra @cldek.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Voters' Pamphlet always delivers. (Madness, specifically.) e.g. State Rep. Laurie Jinkins's opponent's elected experience: 140 0
Cassandra @cldek.bsky.social · 25/09/2026We just let him do this. He can do whatever he wants. He's the most beautiful dog in the world. 581 0
Cassandra @cldek.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It's kind of on me that I didn't put two and two together, honestly 020 0
Cassandra @cldek.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Give it to me straight: did I die in the night and am I in Hell now 110 0
Cassandra @cldek.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The availability of scones and ✨debilitating✨ quantities of potatoes were not disincentives. Also, roofpig 110 0
Cassandra @cldek.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The old copy of the Ms. Guide to a Woman's Health that I dug out of my parents' bookshelf circa 1993 became kinda foundational to my adolescent understanding of, well, lots of stuff. 130 0
Cassandra @cldek.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Vampire weekend brunch. (We're making our friend come over to eat waffles and watch Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)) 🧛♂️🧇🧛♂️🧇🧛♀️🧇 210 0
Cassandra @cldek.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Oh yeah! And I'll say overall I've been happy with our transition to Qobuz even if they're behind on a few features I miss, e.g. a sleep timer. No big complaints, though. 210 0
Cassandra @cldek.bsky.social · 20/08/2026That's it. I've ascended to a higher, mass transitier plane of existence. Catch you mortals later. 😎 4101 0
Cassandra @cldek.bsky.social · 17/08/2026By the way, this is the most frightening thing I've ever seen in person. 431 0
Cassandra @cldek.bsky.social · 15/08/2026You better go. I selflessly left plenty of zines and stickers for the rest of you. Apparently it's happening tomorrow too. 081 0
Cassandra @cldek.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I'm so sad we missed Porchfest this year. The aftermath suggess it was a good one. 040 0
Cassandra @cldek.bsky.social · 17/07/2026As recompense for this inconvenience, we should be allowed to take as much corn as we want from the field I can see from the train 030 0
Cassandra @cldek.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Fair enough. I dig it but find my own somewhat underwhelming: 120 0
Cassandra @cldek.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Uhhh oh my GOD?? Thank you, @theparthecraft.bsky.social 220 0
Cassandra @cldek.bsky.social · 12/06/2026When ur DM graduates 💜🐺💛 Congratulate @mlflory.bsky.social everyone 🥰🥳🎓 151 0
Cassandra @cldek.bsky.social · 11/06/2026How could anyone, even a sullen Arizona teenager, hate on the home of the finest Squatch Emporium on the west coast 010 0
Cassandra @cldek.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I don't remember what, if any, specific event precipitated this. 430 0
Cassandra @cldek.bsky.social · 06/05/2026This week's playlist theme is Prom Songs and I think I am representing us elder millennials well, which is to say horribly 230 0
Cassandra @cldek.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Aw man, I hadn't listened to the final episode or read the Patreon letter yet—I guess I was assuming things ended more mutually? I hope at least it isn't with too many hard feelings. Now I'm even more bummed 100 0
Cassandra @cldek.bsky.social · 25/04/2026🚨🚨🚨TACOMA THIS IS NOT A DRILL🚨🚨🚨 EL KOREANO HAS SEIZED CONTROL OF THE CAFÉ AT THE CAR MUSEUM 🤯🤤🤯🤤🤯🤤 130 0
Cassandra @cldek.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Navigated over to eBay dot com for the first time in several years and it's really something how in 2026 the front page of every website looks like Instagram reels generated in Hell itself 041 0
Cassandra @cldek.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Beautiful ad that pops up when you visit the link. Didn't realize they'd expanded beyond Methylene Blue. Happy for them. 1330 0