King Dirtbag @claysive.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Brooo where did you find these I been a fan of this bloke for ages 000
King Dirtbag @claysive.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I appreciate that you think I’m buff mate, but if it helps I think you’re the buff one lmao comparatively I feel like I got a crackheads build haha 020
King Dirtbag @claysive.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I think I’m in the right place but you are very elusive with navigating to your other pages, my friend. On that note, you reckon I could subscribe to your OF? 000
King Dirtbag @claysive.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Lmao it’s a fine fkn line. One minute you’re right on track and the next you frighten fuck out of yourself when you look in the mirror thinking you’ve just seen Yosemite Sam with how red you are 000
King Dirtbag @claysive.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Small life update but it’s just me taking selfies 0774
King Dirtbag @claysive.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Jesus fkn Christ this is a whole serial killer saga are you guys ok over there 120
King Dirtbag @claysive.bsky.social · 12/05/2025This is not an appropriate place for a child but it is an appropriate place for extramarital affairs 2886
King Dirtbag @claysive.bsky.social · 04/05/2025I don’t own crocs I’m just familiar with the culture 423112
King Dirtbag @claysive.bsky.social · 04/05/2025After playing countless games of Mrs Crow on TikTok I’m expecting this bird to try to rip my head off and use it in the pasta if I mention her husband 010
King Dirtbag @claysive.bsky.social · 02/05/2025We could stay up and share this vape and listen to the songs I’ve written if you want? 518111
King Dirtbag @claysive.bsky.social · 02/05/2025A healthy dislike of SeaWorld is a good thing to have 223115
King Dirtbag @claysive.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Let’s go, 5 minutes out on the oval if I’m not there start without me 010
King Dirtbag @claysive.bsky.social · 13/01/2025See these are the sorts of posts I want my page to be filled with keep up the good work cuz 💕🤘🏼 120
King Dirtbag @claysive.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Don’t take my awkwardly persistent eye contact away from me 010
King Dirtbag @claysive.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Brekky this morning is a wake and bake with a ham cheese mayo and pickle toastie x 2 010
King Dirtbag @claysive.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Haha the apps wiggin tf out I captioned it “lmaooo that time I went to steamworks high as fuck on shrooms and got stuck watching the bartender for 4 hours” 120
