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Clay Griffith

@claygriffith.bsky.social
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Author and historian. I like monsters and comics and bears. And freedom. co-author of VAMPIRE EMPIRE, CROWN & KEY, and FLASH/ARROW crossover novels. Plus THE TICK, MAN-EATING COW, THE SIMPSONS, and other comics.

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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 1h
Yes. I thought it was a money grab at first, but now I really think it's all because Ellison wants people in Hollywood to kiss his ass.
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 4h
When that doesn't work, he'll try the Sovereign Citizen defense.
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 9h
I understand the thinking behind it. "Horror is hot! Let's do some!" Seems like it'll be short-lived, but creative people can do weird things.
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 10h
Both ARROW & FLASH. Both had a few great seasons, then a couple that were ok, then just wandered. Oddly enough they still managed to do terrific cross-over events deep into their runs.
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 10h
It's synergy. Efficiency. It's good economics. Put all the creative people in one place. Then fire half of them. Eliminate competitors who are now redundancies. Sell off the chaff. Then sell off the wheat. I get richer. See? Good economics. Plus people kiss my ass.
variety.com
Paramount-Warner Bros. $111 Billion Merger Officially Closes: ‘Today Is a Historic Day, Not Just for Skydance but for Our Entire Industry,’ David Ellison Says
Paramount and Warner Bros. Discovery are now a single company — joined together as Skydance Corp., led by chairman and CEO David Ellison.
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 10h
"It's been a great honor to be alongside all of you here at" -- checks stationery letterhead-- "Warner Brothers? Really? Anyhow, can I get somebody to help me carry this pile of cash to my car?"
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 11h
"I would like to thank the studio who gave the world Casablanca and Bugs Bunny for being my wallet." David Zaslov
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wonder if Doug Wildey channeled Baker for Jonny Quest's lizardmen.
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's been an "honor" for Zaslav to treat the studio that gave us Casablanca and Bugs Bunny as his wallet. Get lost.
avclub.com
David Zaslav bids farewell to industry he helped destroy
David Zaslav bids farewell to industry he helped destroy
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So sad that the studio that gave us Casablanca and Bugs Bunny is nothing but a wallet for rich guys now
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is he going to call it "Russian Plague" like he referred to covid as the "Chinese flu"? I'm betting not.
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have to assume the GOP patriots will be scandalized that he isn't using the proper shades of red & blue from the flag, or that he didn't just slap a Punisher skull under the eagle.
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Imagine a wide outbreak of pneumonic plague sourced in Russia. Now imagine a wide outbreak of pneumonic plague sourced in Russia with the Trump Administration as your protection. #blackdeath
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Totally agree. I still think the original Mangog story in Thor (154-157) is comparable to the Galactus trilogy in bringing all the character/setting threads together into a perfect distillation.
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We're not far off. Our savior Jesus Christ will turn Islamic missiles to water to save all true Christians. If you get hit, you're a bad Christian and we don't want you anyway. We'll be sewing psalms into our fatigues as protective talismans (probably already doing that).
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sure, my grandparents kept acid for treating animal hides. I remember after my grandfather disappeared...oh wait
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We are a few steps away from using magic to cover our inevitable defeat, like traditional societies facing technological organization/weaponry. We'll instruct our soldiers that prayer will protect them from enemy fire. If they die, it's because they failed God by not praying hard enough.
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ah. Then that's a whole other editor problem. I wonder if the project got canceled or the editor got fired. I've had both of those things happen too!
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Was it today? It's Friday. Editors cease to exist on Friday afternoons. I've had editors send notes on Friday, ask for quick turn around, and I reply back immediately with a question and they've got their "out of office" message on already.
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In the great tradition of AOL-Time Warner.
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I saw that it was going to be near 100 in San Diego. People in San Diego who are used to year-round 75-80 will go berserk.
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If they keep winning all will be forgiven and his story will become the comeback kid who fought his way back through injury.
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And they would vote for Trump again.
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Each episode had bigger budgets than any of his Roger Corman pictures
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me too. Came back from Yellowstone coughing and thought it was the dry air or high altitude, but that was over a week ago.
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Historians will long remember The Moulding Address as a turning point in comforting the home front during the Iran War.
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is the most the Atlanta Hawks have been discussed in the history of that franchise.
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm listening to an audio book about Lewis & Clark and heard a reference to Lewis' "erotic chronometer." I guess those fellows were out west a loooooong time. Then I realized it was probably "erratic." Not nearly as interesting.
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is what you get when you hire the sons of donors who don't even want their sons working at their law firms back home.
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Given the Admin's level of competence, I assume you can just ask "What is (insert name)'s Social Security number?" and it'll give it to you.
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't want to say that Sen. Schmitt's office mail should be filled with Atlanta Hawks & Iowa Hawkeyes merch until the end of time, but I don't NOT want to say that.
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
American Renfield
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did Rob Liefeld draw him?
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today is Fat Bear finals. 89 Backpack vs. 910. Both are first-time finalists & offspring of former champs. Both are large & could easily murder you. I'll vote 89 since my candidate, perennial also-ran 151 Walker, lost. explore.org/fat-bear-week
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Exactly. Bobby Joe White Belt ain't writing that big booster check every year so some wide receiver can get paid. He's writing it so he can go to parties with the Athletic Director and have the ole ball coach shake his hand.
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
These bandages they wrapped around my head over my cowl are super helpful!
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If I was a Cornell grad, I would throw away my diploma.
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You are one choosy mother- Shut your mouth. Just talkin' about Jif.
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Loved Paul Smith! His punches had the dynamism of a good Gil Kane pow, but even the great Gil Kane sometimes had the punchee's head twisting the wrong way. Still, nothing better than the little Atom socking some goon and sending him flying.
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Honey, what happened to the paintings in the living room?"
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That would be an interesting twist on Green Lantern's power, but it would lead to a lot of cosmic rule regulation. "That last thing was a green katana and this is a green machete. They're totally different!"
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fried eggs go on everything now. Fried eggs are the new avocado slices.
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wanted a machete for many years and when I finally bought one it was inferior. I was never so disappointed by a purchase in my life.
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I thought his Ka-Zar work at the same time as early Conan was great too. Particularly when inked by Bill Everette and colored by whoever did this coloring.
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This bison decided it was time to visit Old Faithful
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Back from Yellowstone. There's a whole park full of stuff there.
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Was he going to do some crafting and got distracted by the box?
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Gangsterism 101: Give me a piece of the action or I'll burn down your nightclub.
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Thought that was a clip from ALIEN for a second
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Clay Griffith @claygriffith.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I guess there's a difference between being Alpha on TikTok and Alpha in a prison.
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