Clay Copper @claycopper.bsky.social · 2hDon't you dare try to subpoena the fun thoughts I write in the left notebook 040
Clay Copper @claycopper.bsky.social · 6hYou have an early but commanding lead according to me, these are all 🔥 I've been searching scryfall for cards that make 5/5 wurms just to use these 110
Clay Copper @claycopper.bsky.social · 6hThis country will be well and truly back when we start putting the pick drags only in the right channel again while the rhythm swells from the left 120
Clay Copper @claycopper.bsky.social · 8hThe original as drafted was bad too. And it doesn't appear there's any campaigning going on at all in support of the amendment. 130
Clay Copper @claycopper.bsky.social · 17hCome on, I'm not going to eat this entire tray of fresh ranch flavored pumpkin seeds without something to drink 040
Clay Copper @claycopper.bsky.social · 17hWhen the sound of cracking the second beer reminds you that you promised your daughter pancakes tomorrow morning 150
Clay Copper @claycopper.bsky.social · 17hThis entire debate: "Governor Moore, you said something my colleagues said was stupid shit. Will you say that stupid shit tonight?" "Mr. Cox, you are an unhinged bat. Will you sweat profusely while acting like an unhinged bat tonight?" 130
Reposted by Clay Coppergone gone the form of man, rise the poster Gigan! @gigansprogress.bsky.social · 18hWho among us 0153
Clay Copper @claycopper.bsky.social · 17hYou don't think he's going to pick up some votes by Glonzo-ing harder on data centers? Why hasn't Moore called for a moratorium!!?? Cox simply defies characterization on the political spectrum! 020
Clay Copper @claycopper.bsky.social · 17hI've only watched half of it so far, but I continue to be extremely impressed by the commitment of the Old Line State's political press to maintain a veneer of a "the whole country's eyes are upon you" contest and not phone it in like the GOP gubernatorial candidate: 120
Clay Copper @claycopper.bsky.social · 18hThe strategy meeting where they all sat in a room and got really giddy over "political TMZ things" must've been craaaaaaazzzyy 140
Clay Copper @claycopper.bsky.social · 19hIt's got real "I'm gonna need to get to a bathroom soon" energy 010
Clay Copper @claycopper.bsky.social · 20hAnd then using this picture, which I'm certain is not how fur works 000
Clay Copper @claycopper.bsky.social · 21hThis reminds me of TRADOC fake country briefs that have gems like, "The Bandarian people know how to survive, because of their cultural heritage of surviving, which dates back thousands of years" 150
Clay Copper @claycopper.bsky.social · 21h"Outworking the other guy is very American, see for example, the American Revolution" is so fucking funny 020
Clay Copper @claycopper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I missed this meme. An editor somewhere was like, "well we don't want to start a panic among those out of touch woke sissy southern Californians, add a sentence about how he was probably just vamping" 0111
Clay Copper @claycopper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026On to Day 6 of #tokentober! One thing I like to do for my personal tokens is reuse incredible art from Magic's past that never got enough love (vanilla creatures, unplayable bulk, etc.). So here's a resurrection of Steven Belledin's (original Yorion artist!!!) Yavimaya Wurm from M11: 041
Clay Copper @claycopper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It's all very curious. My assumption is that the op came together very quickly (with a very specific, possibly hasty timing window), there was inadequate planning for forces dispersed from Camp Arifjan, and commanders vastly underestimated Iranian capabilities - especially target density. 040
Clay Copper @claycopper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Hegseth also specifically referred to it as "fortified," if not for a damn squirter. 161
Clay Copper @claycopper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This was part of his "too much training make warrior big mad" era before he shifted to his "more training, fewer [GEN X SLUR]" schtick 120
Clay Copper @claycopper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Granted, a lot of secondary stories are confusing Camp Arifjan with the actual Port Shuaiba "annex" facility, but it doesn't look like there was much consideration given other than "dispersal" 151
Clay Copper @claycopper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Parnell *himself* was the one who claimed it was fortified. 6-foot walls bro! That's like man-height. www.cbsnews.com/news/iran-ap... 271
Clay Copper @claycopper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I've been roundly mocked for suggesting that a SECDEF's actions could very easily kill people, that NO, the US military is simply too big, too "institutional." Then they killed that kid at Lackland with their vaccine horseshit, and fewer grunts trained in Combat Lifesaver will have real impact. 2172
Clay Copper @claycopper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Just something to remember, but Pete made exactly this kind of battlefield first aid training optional 23410
Clay Copper @claycopper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026CENTCOM has medical planners. ARCENT has medical planners. There *was* a theater-wide medical plan. The answer to how things at this functionally FRONT LINE base got so fucked up is simply that their medical officer was transferred to Jordan? A lot of people should get busted for this. 1121
Clay Copper @claycopper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I am not privy to insider info on the facility itself, but it continues to be insane to me that: 1) the medical PACE plan was "git fuxxed"; and 2) they weren't simply sent to CONUS Role 4s to get checked out after they were moved to LRMC. 1100
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Clay Copper @claycopper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026There are two types of Man on the Street / Focus Group pieces: 1️⃣ GOP plant bemoans Democrats, confirming persistent question journalist likes to reinforce about one party in particular while pretending to be a neutral arbiter 2️⃣ Random, incomprehensible, contradictory thoughts from average voters 020
Clay Copper @claycopper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I don't think the decision to pursue and publish the story turns on who he voted for in 2020 or 2016, but I do think it turns on them willfully not questioning whether he lied about it. 110
Clay Copper @claycopper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I think undoubtedly they do. He admits he voted for Trump, and the piece is fundamentally a Crash (2004) piece about how we are visited by the consequences of our actions. The "lifelong Democratic voter" is a detail, but not load bearing imo. 080
Clay Copper @claycopper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This is the part of the whole thing that really solidifies it in my mind as a true Ohio Guy story: the purposeless, easily debunked lie to a person who is both sympathetic to him and offering him a voice 160
Clay Copper @claycopper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The debacles of the early Iran War (at least medical) are defined by some shocking levels of complacency, lack of readiness and preparation, and shitty operations planning - saved by the steady state work folks had done for decades that wasn't "lethal" or "warfighting," and derided by Pete as woke 170
Clay Copper @claycopper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I imagine the IG has more to say on a lot of this than what was initially released open source: 160
Clay Copper @claycopper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Another reminder that LRMC, "the US military's primary medical hub overseas," is not actually that huge and its capacity is limited. That's not an excuse for kicking wounded aside, but it looks like terrible planning and a concern that they needed to ensure capacity for future MASCALs. 160
Clay Copper @claycopper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Maybe that's mean. It stopped at Don't Get Hit + Rotary Will Always Save You, which, as we see here, will get troops killed and more seriously injured. I have also not heard much good about whatever it was that went on with med admin at LRMC once casualties got evac'd. Someone fucked up there. 160
Clay Copper @claycopper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This is a key difference before having these troops set up in Kuwait vs Jordan or the UAE: the medical support options were considerably worse. The PACE plan was basically the Survivability Onion and everyone stopped at Don't Get Hit. Good thing we could use allies' civilian hospitals 160
Clay Copper @claycopper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I don't have much to say on the intel, decision to keep troops at the facility, or calling the all-clear, but I'm speechless at the full names and ranks: 180
Clay Copper @claycopper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The reporting here had to be read in full. The sheer number of troops going on the record here seems wild:apnews.comExclusive: Soldiers and Gold Star families press Army leadership after deadly Iranian drone strikeU.S. troops wounded in a drone attack that killed six soldiers in Kuwait question Army leadership over safety and say the military medical system failed them. 1205
Clay Copper @claycopper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I agree entirely with the sentiment here about how cool it is to collect and play foil C/Us, and regardless of the policy WotC needs to finally fix their damn foils because their foiling looks like complete ass on at least 75% of the cards 020
Clay Copper @claycopper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026A senior Pentagon official gives an exclusive tell-all interview to Rolling Stone and Tom Morello has waded into controversy. Young people are worried about jobs and the housing market, and a bold new technology threatens to shake up nearly every facet of our lives. 140