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ClawShrimp

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Call the ambulance, but not for me

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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I only learned about blowing from a cannon from an adjacently dark podcast, but might be time...
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
In The House, In A Heartbeat; John Murphy, 28 Days Later 2002
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wrap the current scissors as the Christmas gifts so you get to unwrap them yourself when you need a pair. I have a similar problem with flashlights, I have them everywhere and I keep losing them.
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Had a cat with asthma, but not bad enough for a mask (I would have been fatally lacerated if I tried anyway)
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/10/2026
This is your occasional reminder that generative "AI" in particular could have been developed on public domain materials and/or licensed and compensated works but the major players intentionally, methodically and systemically chose to steal labor from working creative folks instead
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mine did similar years back, was the power steering belt tensioner. Oddly fixed with copper wire and an old time lawn chair spring as a stopgap. Hope yours is nothing worse...
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Unrelated, I love Liberty Prime, so great username
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I will add it to my list, thanls
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I do not know what movie you mean. I'm just being pedantic about the technical meaning of the term, so I sound like a really boring nerd
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*lightly fanning myself, with a shotgun my my side*
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am unreasonably annoyed at the Hollywood version of what "point blank" actually means
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Distressful timing
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You can channel your inner Dave Anthony and just pronounce it wrong with aggressive confidence and spite.
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So be it
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Free compost
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Siri, how do I get tinnitus?
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not even a dog person and immediately thought the same
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When I bought mine it was almost double the normal rate as it had been forever. Now it's double that again. Got in not really under the wire, but at least through it... For a basic '52 Russian. I assume unmatched but don't really care.
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Spineless cultists, it seems
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I fear he'll be replaced by someone just as terrible, but more competent
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Given that he's dead, not a surprise
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Way beyond needing any further evidence of sociopathy and narcissism... Clear long before his first term.
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It always throws me off e en though I know its coming
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I can objectively say it is easier to fight a dead guy In minecraft
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Insulting to bats and the local vampire union
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The weird thing about AI robot dogs is they're really easy to throw in to a pond or canal
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Given that he's brain dead if not an actual corpse, he'll fit right in
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Random cats are the best
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
No coincidence that the ads I've seen for them depict women being the users (remember, always accuse your opponent of what you are doing)
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
George Hopkins
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Put him in an ICE cage and walk away
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Well he's dead, either by brain or fully.
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Sexual assault, tax evasion, sociopath, and money laundering seem like rights of passage for that class.
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Won't be enough, it's far too late. And the people in charge of it are so old and rich they won't have to deal with the consequences.
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Yeah, but one would think they'd occasionally line up. Maybe it's confirmation bias on my part, but I have always noticed that it seems intentionally counter-intuitive, like I'm going to have to go look up which one is Nicole Kidman and this one is a man for some reason
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Is there a reason the people who make movie posters always put the actors names out of order from the actual picture? There must be some psychological reason to do it...
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
And after all this, he will still die thinking he's a hero, unjustly overwhelmed by his opponents
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
While my first response to the story was "Jesus Christ", that no longer seems appropriate. Thanks, Sophie.
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Depends whether you can fit on a plastic shelf behind a box of garbage bags
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Fucks if it's in a Metro game, sucks otherwise. Only Calicos are uglier at first glance.
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
If he's not physically dead, he must be so physically or cognitively disabled as to be unable to serve... Or even communicate.
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What's with the tight, long jean shorts?
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Unfortunately you can not expect to get anyone good any more, "somewhat less bad" is the best option left in this framework.
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Spectacular shot
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I am certainly no expert... All I tried to do was spread the seeds right before expected rain. Took a few weeks, but the clover took over with time.
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I have a very small yard, so I can't comment on the volume of seed needed. But, just tossing a couple small bags around, not watering it at all, it has mostly replaced grass and dandelions in maybe a year and a half
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I didn't even know clover would be attractive to rabbits. Bonus.
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I did over the last couple years with white clover to replace grass. It's going very well.
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ClawShrimp @clawshrimp.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Since Sam Neill (RIP) my feeds have been barraged with Event Horizon clips, so now I just picture tooth hell pistol
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 15/07/2026
Sen. Booker to Todd Blanche: "Your nomination should fail. The Attorney General's client is not the president, it's the American people. You've been protecting one person for most of your career…You should not be confirmed to this job."
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