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Claudia Montague Wheatley

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"If you need special training to be told not to [name atrocity here], maybe you're too fucked up to be on the police force in the first place." —George Carlin DEMOCRATS: You can't train psychopathic violence out of violent psychopaths. ABOLISH ICE NOW.

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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 9h
"and he shall be LEEvon and he shall be a Family Man ... "
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 10h
What IS it all about, Alfie?
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 10h
This pleases us.
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Maleficent's Sinister Smile
ALT: Maleficent's Sinister Smile
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 11h
This x100000
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 14h
“Whaddya mean, ‘We only sell NA beer here?’ You’re a BODEGA, not a Christian Scientist reading room!”
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 15h
All I ask is that Russia not be able to reboot its right-wing bot farms before the midterms.
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 15h
Fuck Columbus.
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 16h
AND visitors can return to cool, comfortable cars! Win-win-win!
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 16h
What the Mike Rogers ad about drinking Labatt's Blue while cheering the Red Wings ("Nothing more Michigan than that!") automatically reminds us of: youtu.be/qclO9PuNNXQ?...
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Bear Whiz Beer
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 19h
I’m expressing an opinion that people are free to ignore.
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 19h
IDK about bone density but you shouldn’t use your legs to clutch onto a horse— you’ll impede its shoulders or accidentally ask it to go faster. You use balance and synchronize your motion with the horse to stay on. So don’t trot until you’re balanced at the walk and don’t gallop until you can trot.
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 21h
Talking about the push to livestream an execution, a guy on MSNOW said: "This is not who we are." But this is *exactly* who we are right now. If you don't want to be this, vote against all Republicans and ask your family and friends to do the same.
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 19h
More Monday Midterms Mood: Sisters are doing it for all of us!
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 19h
Monday Midterms Mood:
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 19h
VOTE-SAFE-DOT-ORG IS NOT SAFE. It’s Elon Musk! Don’t go there!
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Rep. Maxwell Alejandro Frost @frost.house.gov · 19h
This Indigenous Peoples’ Day, let’s recognize and celebrate the many cultures, histories, and contributions of Indigenous peoples. Their history is an essential part of our nation’s story. Let’s honor their resilience and the many ways Indigenous communities continue to shape our country and future.
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 19h
We will have a HUGE assortment of Democrats to choose from in 2028. Let’s do the weeding out of the ones who are on the billionaires’ side now.
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 21h
Hey, look who just disqualified himself from the 2028 Democratic presidential primary! AND the 2032 contest ... ... AND in 2036, 2040, etc.
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 21h
"Trump and Rubio ... would likely decide on what action to take this week after Monday’s Columbus Day holiday." Wait: The president of the United States and the Secretary of State are taking today off? WTF?
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 21h
ATTENTION TARGET SHOPPERS: I haven't shopped Target since they threw the Black and LGBTQ communities under the bus. I quit Amazon when Bezos bent over for 47. Home Depot's on my Do Not Shop list since 45. It turns out you can live quite comfortably without them. You might even *gasp* SAVE MONEY!
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 21h
FWIW, I haven't shopped Target since they threw the Black and LGBTQ communities under the bus. I haven't shopped Amazon since Bezos bent over for Trump. Home Depot's been on my Do Not Shop list since 45. It turns out you can live quite comfortably without them. You might even *gasp* SAVE MONEY!
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 21h
Taking out the data centers tho ... *chef's kiss*
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 21h
Think Donald is starting to feel the chill wind of abandonment at his back? Well done, Syracuse—you make Upstate proud!
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 21h
I love Stella Parton. She says all the things you kinda suspect Dolly wanted to say. Go get 'er, Sis!
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 21h
I know it looks silly NOW. But in the 1980s, it ... ... ... also looked kinda silly. 😳
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 21h
Go have a burger, Davy. And a nice top-shelf scotch. Hell—make it a double! Then post a bitch about the economy on X.
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 21h
May you always pass over life's speed bumps without losing your balance.
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 22h
The Spirit of '26!
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 22h
Thank you, President Z! We'll return the favor the minute we have a Democratic majority.
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 22h
Love the way the fox immediately drops the mouse and inspects it, like, Why didn't the cat want this, what's wrong with it?
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 22h
VOTE EARLY.
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Reminds me of hearing a podcast in which Bill Kristol said, in his smarmy, smirky way, "Conservatism is true" and almost driving off the road. To paraphrase Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA): Do you believe in the Tooth Fairy, Bill? Do you believe in the Easter Bunny? How about the unitary executive?
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Get real, fellow white people. You KNOW what's going on.
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
In Missoula, Jon Krakauer describes a young rapist who thought his victim enjoyed his assault because she kept moaning. In the porns he'd seen, women moaned all the time. It never occurred to him that he was hurting her. There's no pain in porn! PARENTS: TALK TO YOUR SONS ABOUT REAL-LIFE SEX.
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"STARTING to look?"
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Well look what you did: Now I have to watch Alysa Liu again. Never thought I could tolerate MacArthur Park—no, not even the Donna Summer version—but she made me a fan. youtu.be/CVmCfiFjoVE?...
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Alysa Liu wins the Olympic gold medal for the United States
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You know what would be real hell on Earth for Megyn? If everyone ignored her. We know she says vile things for attention. Why give it to her? Worse yet, why are we SPREADING the vile things? This particular lie is one of the oldest in the Woman Haters' Playbook. Why give it more air?
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Attention
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We're all feeling the tension, folks. www.instagram.com/reel/DeNeiON...
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
... and what will Congress do when Trump ignores this and buys Russian oil anyway?
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
9.75/10 One note: I'd've made it more clear at the beginning that you're talking about people having to work longer hours—even take additional jobs—just to pay for necessities. No time for fishing weekends when you're scheduled to work Saturdays and Sundays at Job #2.
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Florida Man: Meet Florida Hawk!
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Florida Man Waving American Flag in Storm
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Thank you!
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
No. As it turns out, my lifelong opposition to capital punishment has one exception: TREASON. Not in public. But with an audience of trustworthy observers to verify it was done. I'd volunteer to be an observer. Destroy my country? DIE, motherfucker.
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
*heavy sigh* I was born in Buffalo. Spent the first decade of my life there. I always regarded Canada as a friendly next-door neighbor I could visit any time. Just another reason to hate the Trump administration—and VOTE DEMOCRATIC to remove all Republicans, who could've stopped this but didn't.
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Pepper has seen this movie before.
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh damn, I should've taken a screen shot without identifying the OP. I am sorry. I was a radio news reporter/newspaper editor for 20+ years; just trying to alert people to common mistakes that undermine important messages. Also, I live <1 hour from SYR and the idea of palm trees there ... lol
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
lol Behold the Jumbotron, set up for the benefit of the MAGA hordes who couldn't get a seat inside. (FYI, there were plenty of open seats inside that night.)
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
FYI: Upstater here. Syracuse, which regularly beats BUFFALO for enduring the most snow, does not have palm trees. Make sure you know where a photo was taken, preferably by whom (and credit them) before posting in public.
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jacksimon.bsky.social @jacksimon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Claudia Montague Wheatley @claudiamw.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If you think being evangelical makes you a Christian, no it doesn't.
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