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Classic Sama

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3d modelling super star the shit Classic Sama says is hilarious - except when it's sad, it's either sad or hillarious

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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 1h
so, i think i've spoken things into realitx again, i'm getting married on an older woman in the forseeable future
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my diet consists of milk, sugar, bread, and occasionally a slice chunk of meat
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a fun fact about my ocs is that the design is not infulenced only, by whichever alcohol i drank while making then, but also by the latest hentai i rad/watched
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i wish a japanes, or chinese or korean neurosurgeon lady would addopt me as her pet, i'd be suth a good pet, i'm cute an i'm well behaved. then again, a happy life, is just not what a super star like me can ever get, all i get is suffering till the end
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
fuck the unpaid internship, i'm not doing that shit, after i get kicked out of the uni, i'll either scramble to get into another one to keep my visa, or i'll cut off my leg or arm (probably an arm since legs are more versatile) to be 'undraftable for the war' or i could play the insanity card idk
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
theechainsmokercatanimeisprettyfunny
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i want to go home
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i just love me some naked concrete, i hate that i have to cover avay from getting drafted and stay in europe when my home country is nothing but buildnigs made out of naked concrete fuck this war and shit, genuinely nobody wins, why do we even go to war, not like it's worth it in the end
i used to live here, so cozzy, so nice, and now i'm in bulgaria varna and it's just, soulless modernism, i hate it ...
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i love how my 11yo phone takes those weird core liminal space type pictgres by default, very cool
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i forgot to mention that i was searching for a combination of alcohol that'd taste exactly like "квас" so far the leading best combo is 1 - MEU (monster energy ultra white) + jameson 2 - MEU + derbend cognac KB 3 - generic energy drink + just a tiny bit of lemon + vermouth
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i don't have a mouse because i work exclusively with a graphics tablet, i can't play postal 2, or any game that needs a mouse to that matter (Т﹏Т)
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
consequences might catch up to me - eventually, but it won't happen today, it won't happen tomorrow either, so i'll live
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the moon is in it's waxing stage, just gotta hold on untill 26th, new moon - new luck cycle, just gotta survive untill then
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i love sleeping, sleeping is about the only time in my life when i sence absolutely no stress whatsoever
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
man... i just want to be a house husband to some rich bulgarian or alaskan woman/man/any other gender... thinking i could never be - really makes me wanna go - get drafted - slack around and get killed so that my mom n dad could get rid of a failure like me - probably get some money out of it too
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i've been looking into Yakutsk reecently, if this whole 3d design superstar thing implodes on me i might just pull a saul goodman on the tax authorities
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the best thing about life, is that eventually it ends
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i kinda wish i had some terminal uncurable desease like cancer or some shit, so i could just stop having to worry about the future and enjoy life as is knowing that there will be no long term consciquences, kinda like havinga bonus month or so,
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the worst thing about doing commissions is the possibility of the client lying that everything looks good, and then after everything's delivered - they're left with an artwork they don't like...
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
fuck, i was supposed to fall asleep 2h ago, i have uni in like 5 hours, fuck my life
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🎵aint nobody gonna fuck up my stride, 🎵aint no fucker shall slow - me - down -, 🎵oh no, 🎵the troubles will never - catch - me -
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i feel like walter white from season 2 episode 1 "i need just 16,000 €" a beat up - but working camper van is around 9K - a solar pannel set up around 2K - some gas and hardware supplies 1K - .5K - starter supplies like canned food the rest for unexpected expences,
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i don't fear the tax man, when i'm here - he isn't, and when he is - i'm no longer here
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i hate having to pay social contribution tax, fuck taxes in general, i don't need to pay to government - it did nothing to deserve my money
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this is my art style, there are many styles that look prettier, but this one is mine, without me - my style is nothing, without my style - i'm nothing!
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
just saw a guy who i did a commission for about a few days ago retweet another commission from another 3d artist, i feel worse than after my ex ghosted me
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i can't anymore, i drank like 5 cups of coffee and my head is still killing me, that second day of sobriety really hits you below the waist...
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
man i gotta play deus ex again
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🎶 ~ Majestic Being ~ 🎶
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i want to make an announcement, this is now my official shit posting outlet, you can refer to my x page for serious stuff
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
the design in question btw ...
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
>be me >hop on to pinterest and get inspired >get lightly drunk, make a character under the influence of alghoul >think "damn, i wish i could put that into my game" >open game >spend 2 days re-doing the animations >repeat in 2 - 6 weeks such is life without a game design doc...
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
game jam experience #1 : and like that the game jam is over, and copious amounts of harmful substances has been consumed, not out of necessity but purely for my enjoyment, RATE MY GAME HERE : itch.io/jam/gmtk-jam-2 026/rate/4806402 pretty please 👉👈 #gamedev #indie
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
nekotine runner day 4 -finale : no futher edits on the game from there on, the submission's due in 1 hour, here's some game play footage, GO TRY IT YOURSELF, NOWWWW!!! classic-sama.itch.io/nekotine-run... #gamedev #indie
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
nekotine runner day 4 :there's now music in the game, thanks to the efforts of @white_n0va on X who composed a banger score TURN YOUR SPEAKERS TO THE MAX 120% VOL #gamedev #indie
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
nekotine runner day 3 : trying to shape up some few more missions and fiddle around with the poles i hope, i'll be able to push the update in the next 17h #gamedev #indie
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
nekotine runner day 2.5? : the first play test version is now live, avalible for linox and michaelsoft bimbows operating symstems i'd be glad if at least somebody plays it classic-sama.itch.io/nekotine-run... #gamedev #indie
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
nekotine runner day 2 : this attempt really did took me like 7 tries to get on camera, "shape up! shape up!" #gamedev #indie
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
nekotine runner day 2 : some basic level block out, hoping i'll have it finished by the morning, should probably also add likea trail lead thing or something #gamedev #indie
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
nekotine runner day 2 : finally finished all the phone models, is one from your country in there ? (engagement bating at its' finest) #gamedev #indie
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
nekotine runner day 2 : added the calls and the mission system, just left to design phones and some levels, (well the count down thing as well since it's the theme of the jam but i got that covered) #gamedev #indie
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
nekotine runner day 1 : super speeds of up to 21.8 U/s, and some wall running, the game's about going FAST (i should either raise the speed cap or make 21U/s seem fast), at this point i haven't slept like 28h? surprisingly just 2 energy drinks so far today #gamedev #indie
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
nekotine runner day 1 : movement is almost ready, madn am i hungy, i drank like 2 cans of monsert and all i had is like 3 carrots to eat and the uma musume ost is UMAZING i've listened to "Umapyoi Legend" for like 5hours on repeat #gamedev #indie
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
nekotine runner day 1 : jiggle jiggle
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
nekotine runner day 1 : made the player character, first 512 tris character ever, funny enough
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
game jam experience #0 : just joined a game jam, 0 smokes smokes, no alcohol, and not a mg of caffeine in the blood stream (just yet), going in completely sober, i wonder how much it'll take to finish a game in 4 days, goodluck to everyone! #gmtkjam2026
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
to all none who will be concerned about this, some schmuck is impersonating me on discord, report that goober into oblivion please, i don't believe @discord.com will care about silly little things like impersonation and identity theft of a small artist like me
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
#28 brutalist megastructure parcel delivery experience : rolling out of cover into the cover is a great way to stay sneaky... probably #gamedev #indie
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
#27 brutalist megastructure parcel delivery experience : i completely forgot to rip-off the wall hugging mechanic from one of my favorite games, that is untill i was reminded about it (ignore the jittery camera, my right stick drifts (╥﹏╥)) #gamedev #indie
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Classic Sama @classicsama.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
#26 brutalist megastructure parcel delivery experience : some jolly pick up animation tomfoolery #gamedev #indie
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