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Clarque Shadows

@clarqueshadows.bsky.social
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A Henderson adjacent #Steelers fan married to a member of #ChiefsKingdom. Prepare for the #FelineUprising #BlueLIESmatter linktr.ee/clarqueallen

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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
CTE is Real
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Context is everything
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A zoo in England is offering a £5 discount to MAGATs.
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Cops often say arresting one of their own was the hardest thing they ever had to do. I always assumed they meant emotionally.
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Can anyone name all three sports in the 𝑮𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒎𝒂 𝑻𝒓𝒊𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒍𝒐𝒏?
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The puck came back to see what all the fuss was about.
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
What a good dad, making sure his kid is protected from the sun.
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
@travis-henderson.bsky.social They finally booted me from X.
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Now that the World Cup nonsense is finally over, maybe now we can start to focus on sports that really matter.
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Don Henley, who once had an underage prostitute overdose in his home, is 79 years old today. Happy Birthday!!!
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Okay, this seals it. I am going to Hell!!!!
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
No! I'm not laughing at this Bison tossing this dude in the air. I was just thinking of something funny that happened earlier.
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
A look back at the life of the late Senator #LindseyGraham.
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Actually, the tip was used start the house fire. fox59.com/indiana-news...
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
David Lloyd Walther was a Texas Pastor David Lloyd Walther was convicted of possessing more than 100K images of child porn. David Lloyd Walther is #NotaDragQueen www.fox7austin.com/news/round-r...
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
John Jessup was an Indiana republican elected official. John Jessup took his daughter to Vegas for her birthday and raped her. John Jessup is #NotaDragQueen www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024...
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
𝑳𝒐𝒐𝒌, 𝑴𝒖𝒎𝒎𝒚 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆'𝒔 𝒂𝒏 𝒂𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒆 𝒖𝒑 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒌𝒚
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Trump really is one of the dumbest people on the planet.
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
You don't get to start shit & then cry when things don't go your way.
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Let's give the movie a happier ending. #FostersSaveLives
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Tilman Fertitta finally breaks on to The Las Vegas Strip.
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
It's my fault, really. I'm the one who dared Steve to pop a wheelie This one's on me
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Due to an anomaly in the Earth's magnetic field, when driving through this neighborhood it's like you're car is always stuck in second gear.
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
And I hear some people claim that millennials don't understand our struggles
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Anyone interested in a tub of 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑡, 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐰, 𝒅𝒆𝒗𝒊𝒍𝒆𝒅 𝒆𝒈𝒈 𝒔𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒅?
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Archer has been watching way too much Monty Python.
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Craig Long is a MAGA Influencer Craig Long was arrested in an underage human trafficking sting. Craig Long is #NotaDragQueen www.silive.com/nation/2026/...
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Daniel Tocci was pardoned by Trump' Daniel Tocci possessed over 100,000 images and videos depicting the sexual abuse of minors. Daniel Tocci is #NotaDragQueen www.justice.gov/usao-ma/pr/a...
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Meet Billie. She's the #FelineUprising's latest recruit. We expect good things from her.
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
To be fair, Trump was told there would be no math during his presidency.
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
That was quite the unfortunate word choice packed into that lede. www.fox13seattle.com/news/ex-alab...
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Did the U.S. military fall for the same scam more than 15 years later? Of course it did. t.co/UqQUe519Js
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Did the cops spend thousands on a device to detect drugs 500ft away from a used car salesman named Wade L. Quattlebaum? Of course they did. inyurl.com/2sfa3jr9
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
It was an absolutely 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒇𝒆𝒄𝒕 weekend for Duke basketball!!!
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I guess that's one way to make sure you finish strong.
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Great!!! Now I will never not think of this as the "𝒄𝒐𝒄𝒌 𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆" of the Mandalay Bay.
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
We finally have an answer to the question. It's..."𝒕𝒐 𝒊𝒎𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒏𝒅 𝒈𝒊𝒓𝒍."
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Not tryna be racist here, but I think we all know who started this.
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
A tale of triumph in just two tweets.
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
A text exchange I just had with my mother.
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
What the kid should have said was, "𝑾𝒆'𝒗𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒕 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒔𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒐𝒏."
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
As a cat dad, you have one job!!!!!!
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
𝑬𝒂𝒕! 𝑷𝒓𝒂𝒚! 𝑳𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝑪𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒅𝒐𝒓 𝑮𝒖𝒏 𝑽𝒂𝒖𝒍𝒕!
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Olympic athletes going full "𝑹𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒚 𝑩𝒐𝒃𝒃𝒚" for the win!!!
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
This big guy has clearly earned a nap!!!!
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Trump sent ICE officers to Minnesota & now the state has the largest known outbreak of 𝒔𝒆𝒙𝒖𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒏𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒎. kstp.com/kstp-news/lo...
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Clarque Shadows @clarqueshadows.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
So, @travis-henderson.bsky.social, I came across this last night.
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