Clarko @clarko.bsky.social · 10/10/2026The little budgie DIED? Bluey why would you do this to me? 000
Clarko @clarko.bsky.social · 09/10/2026That feel when you plug a mini into a 2016 iMac and a 1999 Cinema Display simultaneously 000
Clarko @clarko.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I can't believe nobody told me about Retina Relay for using old iMacs as external displays.retinarelay.comRetinaRelay — A second life for your iMacTurn your older iMac into a wired external display for your Mac. Native 5K at 60 fps, at low latency. 120
Clarko @clarko.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I learned about the Value of a Statistical Life literally yesterday and now seeing it in action 000
Clarko @clarko.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Bob Marley singing *Buffalo Soldier* to the *Kung Fu Fighting* backing track 010
Clarko @clarko.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This is heartbreaking and I'll be needing everyone's recs for Sichuan food in SFsfstandard.com‘All things in the world must end’: The Castro’s only dim sum parlor is closingRising rent puts an end to the dim sum and Sichuan restaurant that has been in the neighborhood for almost 15 years. 000
Clarko @clarko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026In my defense, sometimes the baby hides the hardware remote. 110
Clarko @clarko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"I need one-button access to my TV remote at all times" is such a demented requirement for me 120
Clarko @clarko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you're the flying ointment from Portrait Of A Lady On Fire 020
Clarko @clarko.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Happy spooky szn Agatha All Along is still streaming on D+ 000
Clarko @clarko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026What's wrong with your medical system is it's optimized for profit not care. What's wrong with your education system is it's optimized for profit not learning. These are solvable problems. Public options add new competitive dimensions TO THE MARKET. 020
Clarko @clarko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hey Americans. You know how you get universities that expel rapists? You remove the profit motive. They keep them because they're rich. For-profit education is a cancer. 120
Clarko @clarko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It may help that this song literally played before the end credits of Us (2019) but fuck if I remember that. 000
Clarko @clarko.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Using LLMs as god intended music.apple.com/us/album/les-... 100
Clarko @clarko.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I used to give good/accurate reasons for missing events or meetings or whatever. Parenting got me here: 010
Clarko @clarko.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I'm so glad my baby likes Chvrches and Skrillex we would've had to have a talk if not 001
Clarko @clarko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Just got an email from NOFX bidding me go see their new documentary at Alamo Drafthouse. Hell yeah, count me in. *looks at tickets* 10PM?! Ma'am I have a toddler. I went to an 8PM screening of Spider-Man and damn near fell asleep by the end. 000
Clarko @clarko.bsky.social · 23/09/2026GitHub: sign in with your password! Me: ok GH: now your passkey as a second factor Me: not really how that's supposed to work GH: now your SSO provider Me: what Okta: sign in with your password! 000
Clarko @clarko.bsky.social · 22/09/2026the hell it's gonna be 74° on Wednesday I just got done switching the thermostat to the winter temperatures 000
Clarko @clarko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The things you optimize attract different audiences. Users or buyers. Enthusiasts or laggards. Frugal or spendthrift. Young or old. Real ones or posers. The danger is in optimizing something you like, personally. You overestimate how normal you are. You make things? You're already abnormal. 020
Clarko @clarko.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"My whole operating system is dark but this one app I want searingly white" you sound insane right now 010
Clarko @clarko.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I was today years old when I remembered Punch The Monkey was a banner ad long before it was a tragic zoo animal 000
Clarko @clarko.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I wish Insta had the opposite of Close Friends where I can post shit for everyone who isn't my blood relatives. 170
Clarko @clarko.bsky.social · 04/09/2026It fucking rules having a baby that likes food. We took her to Benihana when she was 5 months old and it stuck. 020
Clarko @clarko.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Sometimes I joke about being multilingual because I'm a fluent speaker of Australian, British, and American English. Like lol dialects aren't languages. But then I see Americans turn on subtitles for any accent that's not theirs. 000
Clarko @clarko.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Whether you're in a high school orchestra or a punk band or a conference speaker lineup or a burlesque act or a wedding party. Backstage is the fucking same. 000
Clarko @clarko.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I am thirty minutes into The Drama (2026) and annoyed the drama isn't more drama. 100
Clarko @clarko.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Cool superpower to manifest during parenthood: I can smell poop a mile away, change the diaper before anyone else notices. Feels great. When it's a false positive, though? Why? 000
Clarko @clarko.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The *relief* when you discover it's the doorbell that died, and there's nothing wrong with the wiring. 020
Clarko @clarko.bsky.social · 20/08/2026It's that time of year when I realize how unusable my email inbox has become and have to unsubscribe from a million things 010
Clarko @clarko.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Google Meet has some cute emoji reactions during a video call, but they're missing the "you're on mute" and "your connection is bad" emoji 020
Clarko @clarko.bsky.social · 13/08/2026my ai assistant said these were "chicken nuggets for rich people" but its just chicken karaage. help. 030
Clarko @clarko.bsky.social · 13/08/2026It's upsetting to live in a time where your most classic shitposts would actually be something an idiot argues about with grok 010
Clarko @clarko.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Drowning is just asphyxiation for people who don't know how to jerk off right 110
Clarko @clarko.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I imagine there's always *something* that feels absolutely vital to track, but maybe different for every baby. For us it was milk intake and naps. 010
Clarko @clarko.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Watching a skating video thinking "damn, steep hill" for a full minute before I see a MUNI and realize it's my own city. 000
Clarko @clarko.bsky.social · 05/08/2026people really just share their opinions when they're sober it's the craziest thing 010
Clarko @clarko.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Crashing out over public grocery stores is so fucking funny to me. It is my fervent wish that these are a net positive for NYC and other cities follow suit. (pssst there's an abandoned Safeway in the Fillmore)usatoday.comMamdani's city-owned grocery stores are a socialist trap | OpinionNo matter how good Zohran Mamdani makes grocery affordability sound, he's selling New Yorkers the same broken promise that has failed everywhere else. 010
Clarko @clarko.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Can't wait to see everyone's attempts at a Wicker costume this halloween 120
Clarko @clarko.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I'm tired of going to a barber and a nail salon and a waxer and a masseuse just put me on a table and give me a pit crew, do it all at once. 120
Clarko @clarko.bsky.social · 01/08/2026You wanna know about me scars? Yeah, nah. Dad was a pisstank and a right cunt, right? And one night he's going off, mad as a cut snake. Mum grabs a knife but he's not having it. So he's carving her up and he's just cacking himself when he turns to me like "what's your bloody problem?" 1112
