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Driving straight into a wall at 400mph and feeling Proust's Madeleine exiting the back of my skull at the same velocity as my inner child claps.

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Clark! @clarklebee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The next 24 hours while waiting to play a podracing game for the first time in 25 years.

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Clark! @clarklebee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’ll be totally honest, I’d be in such a pissy mood if I was attending the screening at the start of Scream 2 - just the worst possible audience to watch a film with. Sit down, you jerks.

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Clark! @clarklebee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

@tomhumberstone.com you’ve made me pivot my October plans to rewatch the Scream films *shakes fist*

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Clark! @clarklebee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It’s the Cask of Amontillado, Gromit 😬

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Clark! @clarklebee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Never ever regret buying model primer paints from their store and signing up to the mailing list during checkout.

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Clark! @clarklebee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Apparently they built a castle on shifting ground which collapsed and then they found a bedrock that’s triangular and just went “let’s do a silly one now”

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Clark! @clarklebee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It’s Caerlaverock Castle near Dumfries - the UK’s only triangular castle! It’s mad.

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Clark! @clarklebee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

100% of respondents said they would recommend to a friend.

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Clark! @clarklebee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Recent views from Scotland.

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Clark! @clarklebee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I will rely solely on Mr Records, going forwards www.youtube.com/watch?v=uatM...

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MR. RECORDS | Meet George Trailer

YouTube video by Wired Productions

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Clark! @clarklebee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Never clean shaven, major dark rings around his eyes, sullen demeanour, he’s me fr fr

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Clark! @clarklebee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Captain Black’s permanent 5 o’clock shadow, once he gets Mysteron’d, is so good.

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Clark! @clarklebee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I think my number one favourite part of any holiday now is extruding the limescale from the rainfall shower nipples, so the thing actually works.

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Clark! @clarklebee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Please do! It will be the Burscough legacy.

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Clark! @clarklebee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My dad would say “beads of puppet sweat” as a family short/longhand for tense moments, and it’s been in my personal lexicon ever since.

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Clark! @clarklebee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The end credit montage where you just see the various awful ways he died off-screen is something that I think about a lot. Especially the one where it’s him trying to prop up a flaming pillar. Amazing vibes.

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Clark! @clarklebee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I think about the “vilabouts of the wherein Kelly” joke from Frisky Dingo on a weekly basis.

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Clark! @clarklebee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up

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Clark! @clarklebee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Bruce Wayne gruffly declining the seventh interview request that week for an appearance on one of Gotham’s three thousand true crime podcasts focused on his parents’ death.

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Clark! @clarklebee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

No links next week, because I’m off to stare off the coast of Scotland for a week and shake my fist at passing longboats.

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Clark! @clarklebee.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

First and by no means most, also.

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Clark! @clarklebee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Got a cat in Mewgenics who was an absolutely ridiculous archer with teleport abilities and double basic attack that then got mutated back to a kitten, so can go out on a second run, and started miaowing along in tune to the alley boss music while singlepawedly taking care of the fight. 10/10 😸

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Clark! @clarklebee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Why I really like NFL refs - they zoom right in on them, play their voice over the PA with massive distortion, and then they make them do the Macarena to explain the infraction on the play.

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Clark! @clarklebee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Out at Electric Ballroom this evening, which now seems eerie and wrong without being surrounded by gnomes.

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Clark! @clarklebee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Aaaargh, my refusal to skip the credits of a final episode and see the little clip at the end paid off 🙏

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Clark! @clarklebee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I love it when video game trailers tell me about how a gauge will be filled.

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Clark! @clarklebee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I hope they show new footage in this afternoon's direct of an even more damp Link and even more NPC speech bubbles.

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Clark! @clarklebee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

"A brilliant surgeon saves a terrible serial killer and then they chase each other and... stuff happens?" "The stories a bunch of kids told each other about the end of the world come true and then they have to identify which of them made this happen... somehow?" "Master Keaton is an absolute lad."

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Clark! @clarklebee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I really do think that Naoki Urasawa absolutely nails the opening hook for basically every series he's done/been involved in, and then I would be hard pressed to actually tell you how any of his series end, but Judas Iscariot showing up as a main player in Billy Bat Volume 2 is legit.

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Clark! @clarklebee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Always admired how wildly Neal Stephenson’s Anathem swung wildly between “okay, here’s a few pages explaining this mathematical proof as an extension of religious philosophy” and “Oh, shit! The kung fu monks have dune buggies now!”

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Clark! @clarklebee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Absolutely Dogshit Takes.

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Clark! @clarklebee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Coming out of a very enjoyable comedy show and dipping right back into the description of third degree burns caused by a nuclear explosion in this, just to show my psyche who’s in charge.

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Clark! @clarklebee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The BBC tv show is similarly excellent.

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