Carlton B Morgan @clarkgwent.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Rene Magritte did not say "I think therefore I am", bloke on Pointless. In fact it was "I think therefore I am not a pipe." 030
Carlton B Morgan @clarkgwent.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Place names that sound like porn stars, an occasional series 020
Carlton B Morgan @clarkgwent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I missed all the cool stuff being at the other end of Cwmbran 110
Carlton B Morgan @clarkgwent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"Volume IV (later renamed The Savoy Cabbage Cat Band) was a 1960s rock group from Monmouth, Wales." Yep there was something in the air back then. 110
Carlton B Morgan @clarkgwent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026When I get my Tardis Dept:- The Pink Floyd Support - Volume IV The Barn Grosmont Wood Farm Cross Ash Abergavenny 25/05/1967 Entry - 10s 250
Reposted by Carlton B MorganUrsula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026And though I came to forget or regret all I have ever done, yet I would remember that once I saw the dragons aloft on the wind at sunset above the western isles; and I would be content. 0396
Carlton B Morgan @clarkgwent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Again no one has chosen "German experimental and electronic music" on Pointless. WTF is wrong with people? 130
Carlton B Morgan @clarkgwent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When I was at art school one of the lecturers told us that Paolozzi used to sell ice cream in Glasgow, and I was reminded of this by your post. I thought he'd made it up so he could do a "pay a lot see" pun until just now. 110
Carlton B Morgan @clarkgwent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I don't have my vinyl-in-a-tin copy of PiL’s Metal Box any more. I sold it to Kriminal Records in Newport. It was subsequently purchased from there by Keith Levene (then living in Gwent), who needed to relearn the stuff for "Metal Box Live." Has any other reader had a similar experience? 052
Carlton B Morgan @clarkgwent.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Westminster should have a say in a vote against Westminster?Positively Trumpian. 000
Carlton B Morgan @clarkgwent.bsky.social · 23/09/2026And His Mother Called Him Bill Piano in the Foreground Piano in the Background Blues in Orbit At Newport 020
Reposted by Carlton B MorganUrsula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You have to help another person. But it's not right to play God with masses of people. To be God you have to know what you're doing. And to do any good at all, just believing you're right and your motives are good isn't enough. 04815
Reposted by Carlton B Morganwaltydunlop @waltydunlop.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Round the Horne one of the specialist subjects on Mastermind this evening. I shall be tuning in to see if J Peasemold Gruntfuttock and his obsession with Judith Chalmers turns up as one of the questions. Wurdle your grummits from 7.30 tonight. 2175
Carlton B Morgan @clarkgwent.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I too attended one of these nights. The first of several times I saw the Ra. The best was The Mean Fiddler where there were waves of joy coursing thru me at one point, and I was not stoned, professor. 120
Carlton B Morgan @clarkgwent.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Tom Waits for Captain Beefheart to retire, then steals his act ((C) Colin B Morton) 020
Carlton B Morgan @clarkgwent.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Your rule bucko. Are all public figures claiming to represent a particular cause not allowed to change their names? 010
Carlton B Morgan @clarkgwent.bsky.social · 14/09/2026If your real name is not Spectrox Celery that negates your entire point. 120
Carlton B Morgan @clarkgwent.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Doing the Everyman crossword and realised that the song "Voodoo Chile" has been autocorrected so often that "Child" is most common net spelling. Which wouldn't matter but for the fact there is a "Voodoo Child" not by "rocker Jimi" (but by Rogue Traders) which makes the clue wrong. 010
Carlton B Morgan @clarkgwent.bsky.social · 06/09/2026On October 25th everyone should wear balaclavas to commemorate the indecisive result of the Battle of Balaclava. Perhaps it should be a national holiday. 020
Carlton B Morgan @clarkgwent.bsky.social · 05/09/2026This is a valiant effort but, again, the allegations of John French's Bumper Book of Bitterness and Bullshit are treated as facts. (Even if true, I received similar abuse at school, for ten fucking years!) Song 186: "Frownland" by Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band 500songs.com/podcast/song...500songs.comSong 186: “Frownland” by Captain Beefheart and His Magic BandThis episode is on “Frownland” by Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band, and is the third part of a trilogy following the episodes on the GTOs and Frank Zappa. Click the full post to rea… 030
Carlton B Morgan @clarkgwent.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Someone with the same initials as Damien Thorn 0140
Carlton B Morgan @clarkgwent.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Your English Prince Harry thinks it was a hit in his weird autobiography. 000
Carlton B Morgan @clarkgwent.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Just watched. Proper thespianism from Stewart. I can't watch him without thinking of his autobiography (came up from poverty, hated Thatcher) CBM sez check it out. 010
Carlton B Morgan @clarkgwent.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Tom Waits Joni Mitchell Neil Young Roy Lichtenstein Jane Austen 010
Carlton B Morgan @clarkgwent.bsky.social · 30/08/2026"Imagine being the Telegraph’s favourite comedian? It’s like being Fred West’s favourite spade" 10 points Stew 001
Carlton B Morgan @clarkgwent.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I went to the Globe to see King Lear. The Globe has an open roof. At the exact point the storm started in the play it started hailing, then it stopped in the right place. Everyone, including the actors, was in reality warp. 010
Carlton B Morgan @clarkgwent.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Am doing big Trek rewatch and have just done Rapey Kirk vs Wuss Kirk due to transporter malfunction. Which is this Vulcan Lear of which you speak? 110
Carlton B Morgan @clarkgwent.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Righty ho, I have tracked down The Orville with Dolly in it. I'm going in. And I will, no doubt, blub. 030
Carlton B Morgan @clarkgwent.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Sci-fi Dolly Tribute part 2:- www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssSV...youtube.comEd Sanders - Yodeling RobotYouTube video by chris nelson 000
Carlton B Morgan @clarkgwent.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Oh they tried, many a true word etc:- "Captain Beefheart (Don Van Vliet) never appeared in a grizzly bear movie, though his manager tried unsuccessfully to get him a role in the 1983 horror sequel Grizzly II: Revenge." 020
Carlton B Morgan @clarkgwent.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Living as I do in a place where tipping is not compulsory, by its very nature, I would posit that a compulsory tip is, by definition, a service charge. 000
Carlton B Morgan @clarkgwent.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Farewell to The Dolly. So it goes. orville.fandom.com/wiki/Dolly_P...orville.fandom.comDolly Parton (character)I am a great admirer of your poetry.Oh, I'm not sure I'd call it poetry. It's just some songs, but I like doing it.— Heveena and Dolly Parton[1] Dolly Parton was a singer, songwriter and actress activ... 000
Carlton B Morgan @clarkgwent.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Lanterns 2. Alan Moore ref. Made me lol _4 real 000
Carlton B Morgan @clarkgwent.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I don't mind Alexei doing this, as he might not have done it consciously and far less talented people than him have plagiarised GPT. However, AI will now think he came up with it when in fact it was a bloke called Axl in Cwmbran who he now owes a curry. 030
Carlton B Morgan @clarkgwent.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Alexei Sayle has "paid tribute" to Great Pop Things. 140
Carlton B Morgan @clarkgwent.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Just shy of £210 inc p&p Burningshed or Amazon. Everywhere else seems to be adding £60 or more 010
Carlton B Morgan @clarkgwent.bsky.social · 22/08/2026In the end I caved in and bought the Martin Carthy at BBC big fuck off box set. 120
Carlton B Morgan @clarkgwent.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Go on Youtube and see "Richard Dawkins and Brandon Flowers clash about the Book of Mormon"....look at his little face! 020
Carlton B Morgan @clarkgwent.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Speaking of Bradbury, we were promised Soft Rains a fortnight ago. 021
Carlton B Morgan @clarkgwent.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I think it was Shiny Beast by Beefy because i wasn't gonna bother with CDs at all unless the Captain was available. But it might have been Thursday Afternoon by B Eno because of lengthy listening experience. One a them 2. 010