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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

America has a high fifth harmonic (creativity and invention) and twelfth harmonic (neglected populations who finally get the healing they need). Who outsmarts whom? 🎙️ WTF USA? pod — listen to the Education episode now! clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/wtfusapodcas

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Your Mercury pairs are why you either read the manual cover to cover or roasted someone before they finished their sentence. Both are valid, neither of you is sorry about it 💀 Comment HARMONIC and let's see which one is running your mouth. tinyurl.com/harmonicastr...

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Colonialism turned treaty-making into an art form of fine print betrayal. Freedom schools and the Panthers proved that classrooms make fantastic hives for massive cultural shifts. 🎙️ WTF USA? pod — listen to the Education episode now! clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/wtfusapodcas

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

The science fair volcano that actually worked, classic Mercury-Mars learning by doing. Comment HARMONIC to find out how your mind likes to learn. tinyurl.com/harmonicastr... #HarmonicAstrology

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Those planetary placements that triggered 1968 revolutions are driving us forward right now. 🎙️ WTF USA? pod — listen to the brand new Education episode, out now! clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/wtfusapodcas

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Your Moon pairs are why you cried at a Kleenex commercial and also needed the door shut for three days straight. No, you're not being dramatic, you're being accurate 😮‍💨 Comment HARMONIC and let's see what your Moon is actually trying to tell you. tinyurl.com/harmonicastr...

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

The demographic shift is already happening. The chart's just naming what's underneath the furore. 🎙️ WTF USA? pod — listen now: clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/wtfusapodcas

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

your chart predicted all of this retrograde chaos btw Comment LINK UP for a reading or meet me here: www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/one-on-one-s...

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Connecting the 1968 Gemini transit and birth control to modern threats against abortion reveals a messy fifty-year arc of sexual evolution colliding with institutional abuse. 🎙️ WTF USA? pod — listen to the Sex and Romance episode now! clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/wtfusapodcas

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Loved home ec more than any other class, that's Venus-Mars needing beauty you can actually touch. Comment HARMONIC to see what your Venus needs to feel it. tinyurl.com/harmonicastr... #HarmonicAstrology

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Saturn–Uranus: when the entire world is panicking… and you’re just standing there like, “I knew this was coming.” 😂 Want to understand this planetary pairing? Comment HARMONIC to learn more about Harmonic Astrology.

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Your Sun pairs are basically your main character energy, whether you asked for it or not. Some of y'all are giving Blockbuster-sized aura, some of y'all are giving hall monitor 👀 Comment HARMONIC and let's see which 90s icon you actually are. tinyurl.com/harmonicastr...

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Queerness is never truly finished because being queer means having the courage to question everything. 🎙️ WTF USA? pod — listen to the LGBTQ+ episode now! clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/wtfusapodcas

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

which ferngully character are you in the base six harmonics? swipe through and find out if you're the chaos, the discipline, the instinct, the community, the danger, or the immovable force. your chart is about to make so much sense. comment HARMONIC or shorturl.at/Ne7CC to learn them all

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It makes zero sense to care about the unborn while stripping away basic resources for actual children. 🎙️ WTF USA? pod — listen to the LGBTQ+ episode now! clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/wtfusapodcas

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Cleaned out your entire allowance at the Scholastic Book Fair, that's Mercury-Venus falling in love with words. Comment HARMONIC to learn what your Mercury is drawn to. tinyurl.com/harmonicastr... #HarmonicAstrology

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Letting a chart dictate who someone is completely misses the point, because people need to self-identify first. 🎙️ WTF USA? pod — NEW TODAY, listen to the LGBTQ+ episode now! clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/wtfusapodcas

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

LIBRA, the creative freakout you've been holding back is about to become your signature move in 2026 🎨✨ get into it on my youtube — bit.ly/3Xg6QE

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Libra, Venus Jupiter Uranus has you BUZZING underneath, ready to release and get your freak on. tldr: routine meets romance, deep healing, transformational connections, vision shift. Help is abundant ✨ The full horoscope is on my YouTube: bit.ly/3Xg6QET

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The unquenchable sweet tooth and you know exactly what I mean, textbook Venus-Pluto. Comment HARMONIC to learn what your Venus can't stop wanting. tinyurl.com/harmonicastr... #HarmonicAstrology

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

What if a matriarchy actually makes everyone’s lives—and sex lives—better? 🎙️ WTF USA? pod — listen to the Sex and Romance episode now! clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/wtfusapodcas

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

What if we stopped waiting for the system to fix itself and started focusing on us instead? Women everywhere are done with the old dynamic. 🎙️ WTF USA? pod — listen to the Sex and Romance episode now! clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/wtfusapodcas

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The full on dramatic sobbing scene in every 90s movie, straight up Moon-Pluto. Comment HARMONIC to learn how your Moon processes and releases. tinyurl.com/harmonicastr... #HarmonicAstrology

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Tracing why the Sibley chart reflects the perspective of the collective colonial agreement we live under and why it represents whoever is in power at any given time. Catch the full discussion on WTF USA?: www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/wtfusapodcas

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Homie, you spent 14 hours perfecting a passion project while your laundry is literally evolving into sentient life. And you know what? That's so YOU. Comment UNSTOPPABLE (or click here: shorturl.at/QlDkL) to get down to business, finally.

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Can't hold this energy down, and it never apologizes for that, Sun-Uranus in a nutshell. Comment HARMONIC to learn what's fueling your need for freedom. tinyurl.com/harmonicastr... #HarmonicAstrology

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This transit is hellbent on upending what came before. Buckle up. 🎙️ WTF USA? — listen now: clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/wtfusapodcas

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

which 90s supermodel are you this libra season? swipe through and find your runway energy. want a more personal libra season breakdown? comment LINK UP (or go here shorturl.at/qSnJ8) to book a 1-on-1 sesh with me.

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

What if the money stopped going to war and started going to us? The chart says that's coming. 🎙️ WTF USA? — listen now: clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/wtfusapodcas

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The mood ring and it never lied to you, that's Moon-Neptune reading the room before anyone says a word. Comment HARMONIC to see what your Moon is picking up on. tinyurl.com/harmonicastr... #HarmonicAstrology

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Brown v. Board of Education didn't happen in a vacuum. Neither does what's unwinding now. 🎙️ WTF USA? — listen now: clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/wtfusapodcas

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

HERE WE GO: the WTF USA? The Astrology Behind the Madness podcast LAUNCHES! Three episodes drop at 9am Pacific today on all streaming platforms and the videos will be up on YouTube. Prepare to BINGE. Visit links in bio or clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/ for the goods. Hope you dig it! ~C x

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Spent eclipse season in my feelings and Virgo season in my BUSINESS, and honestly, I'm too tired to care if I'm doing it right anymore. Lmaooo, Libra season, I'm trusting you...come thru!!

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

2 days. 53 people have already hit play on the trailer and it hasn't even launched yet. WTF USA? The Astrology Behind the Madness drops Tuesday: there are 12 episodes with 19 brilliant astrologers on one very chaotic country. Trailer's up now — link in bio. 👀

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

The kid with the chemistry set who actually read the manual, that's Mercury-Saturn through and through. Comment HARMONIC to learn how your mind investigates. tinyurl.com/harmonicastr... #HarmonicAstrology

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Your '90s/Y2K sneaker match is already written in the stars. 👟 Swipe through to find out which iconic grail matches your sign’s vibe. Let's be real tho..which pair of kicks were you rocking in the '90s and early aughts? We need some fashion inspo!

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Needed the stadium loud to actually feel good, textbook Moon-Mars. Comment HARMONIC to learn what fuels your emotional drive. tinyurl.com/harmonicastr... #HarmonicAstrology

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The one who kept a locked diary and actually wrote in it every night, classic Moon-Mercury. Comment HARMONIC to find out what your Moon is trying to process. tinyurl.com/harmonicastr... #HarmonicAstrology

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Eclipses don't clear the room to leave you empty...they clear it so you can finally step into your full power! Screenshot the 90s Pokémon Eclipse Portal Oracle to see what message your soul already knows. Comment UNSTOPPABLE below & I’ll DM you the key to unlock the deeper magic of the Nodes.

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Never wore makeup and still looked like she stepped out of an L.L. Bean catalog, that's Venus-Saturn. Comment HARMONIC to find out why your style leans natural over glam. tinyurl.com/harmonicastr... #HarmonicAstrology

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

VIRGO, in 2026, your skills + your initiative = something nobody's ever seen before (and that's the point) 🔥 the full breakdown's on my youtube — bit.ly/3Xg6QET

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Virgo, I'm excited for your DEEP werk year... tldr: depth probing, relationship healing, innovation szn, then serious life purpose work. It's disruptive but divinely guided ✨ The full download's on my YouTube: bit.ly/3Xg6QET

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

virgo season chaos collage: what's in your sign's bag 👛 every zodiac's got their own stocked vintage fendi baguette for this sun season! Comment LINK UP to decode your full virgo season strategy or meet me here: www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/one-on-one-s...

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Total obsession, total intensity, impossible to ignore, textbook Sun-Pluto. Comment HARMONIC to find out where your power combo lives in your chart. tinyurl.com/harmonicastr... #HarmonicAstrology

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Respect walks in before you even say a word, classic Sun-Saturn. Comment HARMONIC to find out why people take you seriously on sight. tinyurl.com/harmonicastr... #HarmonicAstrology

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Some people just walk in and the room notices, that's Sun-Venus. Comment HARMONIC to find out what makes your presence magnetic. tinyurl.com/harmonicastr... #HarmonicAstrology

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEO! in 2026 main character energy isn't just back, it's been reborn and she's not playing small 👑 catch the full story on my channel — clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/check-the-hy...

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Jupiter in Leo said everybody gets a DJ name. 🎧🦁 swipe to find yours. sun + moon + rising. share yours in the comments!👇

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Clarissa Dolphin @clarissadolphin.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Leo season assigned everybody a director, and everyone is the main character 😭 Swipe to find yours, best movies, and the soundtrack drop for your sign. www.clarissadolphinexplainsitall.com/one-on-one-s...

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