Clara La Flore @claralaflore.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Manages to go even lower than this one I came across some weeks back. 1133 0
Clara La Flore @claralaflore.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Only valid reasons to build them is sexbots. 240 0
Clara La Flore @claralaflore.bsky.social · 19/06/2026They also had their fucking nauseating diversity score shit for character design where being blind scores lower than being a woman. 0310 0
Clara La Flore @claralaflore.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I think they'll be full panic mode when they hit the Ubisoft LGBT reveal button. 1621 0
Clara La Flore @claralaflore.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I think it's the Hyrule Warriors version of the N64 one, she's a "weapon" for Link where she keeps Link in a jar and does most of the combat herself, occasionally letting him out for a brief moment. 1131 0
Clara La Flore @claralaflore.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Only way she'd have got done dirtier would be if she got the Barry treatment where the only game he really gets is shared with Leon and next to nobody even remembers it. 100 0
Clara La Flore @claralaflore.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Specturm loading screens were amazing, they were either stuff like that or just some ninja dude who has lost the will to live. 020 0
Clara La Flore @claralaflore.bsky.social · 13/06/202690s arcade bimboification is one of the rarest types. 130 0
Clara La Flore @claralaflore.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I got into Doom mods so that zombies could have silly names. 010 0
Clara La Flore @claralaflore.bsky.social · 11/06/2026This is when I find out that you too were haunted by that eggy bastard. 110 0
Clara La Flore @claralaflore.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Remember to pair it with the right crystals to keep viruses at bay. 010 0
Clara La Flore @claralaflore.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I'm glad as fuck that I've always been able to just say no to developers/publishers that are just being shady or shitty, even if it meant not playing a game. If nothing else can always mod Doom into whatever experiences with big tiddy ladies I feel like and never run out of stuff to play. 000 0
Clara La Flore @claralaflore.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Looks less like Doomguy to me and more like this dude on massive steroids, maybe some women somewhere are down for that as a thing, I'm not. 010 0
Clara La Flore @claralaflore.bsky.social · 07/06/2026He's all yours bro, he ain't doing it for me. Imma have myself Crash instead. 120 0
Clara La Flore @claralaflore.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I guess it's called God Bless The Ring for that reason. 131 0
Clara La Flore @claralaflore.bsky.social · 03/06/2026It had potential to help in design prototyping once but that was before it all became hard plagiarism machine 5000 for companies replacing people. Like with this old image, it's utterly failed but in that failure there's the seeds of design elements that could be cool if a human being drew them. 020 0
Clara La Flore @claralaflore.bsky.social · 02/06/2026John Romero didn't make me his bitch but whoever the fuck this little guy is, he sure tried. 050 0
Clara La Flore @claralaflore.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Your average gamer has little to no impulse control, which isn't the best since they'll still throw money at companies doing dickish things and then be upset at them for doing dickish things. 120 0
Clara La Flore @claralaflore.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Dick is a pretty great word, you even get all kinds of dicks from big lady ones that take a while to get ready, to much smaller goblin dicks. 010 0
Clara La Flore @claralaflore.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I'll leave the logo for Hype Pizza right here, apparently it was some failed pizza-themed cocktail bar or something. I guess putting "hype" in the name is a big desperation move for something destined to fail. 000 0
Clara La Flore @claralaflore.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Games are sorely lacking in armored codpiece degradation. 010 0
Clara La Flore @claralaflore.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I'm a big fan of big exploding balls being the fantasy explosive barrels. 130 0
Clara La Flore @claralaflore.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Needs to be applied to anybody who does this kind of shit. 030 0
Clara La Flore @claralaflore.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Not like it was even that unusual for the time. 020 0
Clara La Flore @claralaflore.bsky.social · 22/05/2026By overriding your browser's user agent on Google and setting it back to something like an old version of Windows Chrome, you can kind of go back in time to a simpler era of Google before all of this bullshit, at least for now anyway. 020 0
