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Clan Nosferatu @clannosferatu.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Had to go "on assignment" to a creepy little town in the Midwest cause my coterie fucked up and we needed to earn back some goodwill. Zero out of 10 I do NOT recommend. Just the shit we encountered in the fog on the trip alone was enough to make me never want to leave the sewers again

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Clan Nosferatu @clannosferatu.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

Listen, it's called "aura farming" thank you very much

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Clan Nosferatu @clannosferatu.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

I remember when you could "hack" payphones with a Cap'n Crunch Whistle. Hacking was so much more whimsical in the 70s.

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Clan Nosferatu @clannosferatu.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Looks like old Bob "Murder" McDougall is making us all look bad again.

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Clan Nosferatu @clannosferatu.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

I met I could order a crappy set of night vision goggles off Temu or something for like 20 bucks.

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Clan Nosferatu @clannosferatu.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Ah yes, Auspex, least useful of the gifts of Cain. (If you believe in that old fairy tale.) Sure I'll trade, but ya gotta drink twice! Just to make sure that it takes mind you. 😇

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Clan Nosferatu @clannosferatu.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Trying to come up with New Year's resolutions but idk. I run the server room, occasionally go on an assignment topside and drink blood. That's about it. Mabey I should shake things up this year? I could start a weird blood cult?

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Clan Nosferatu @clannosferatu.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Damn I was hoping it would act like a force field to keep y'all out of my haven. Anyway, there's a certain wooden paneling selling Malkavian I need to have serious words with now

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Clan Nosferatu @clannosferatu.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Nice try. I'd never reveal I know that boon-breaking tool is hiding out in the abandoned Ovaltine factory

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Clan Nosferatu @clannosferatu.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

You mean the tacky wooden 70s paneling ain't good enough to stop ya?

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Clan Nosferatu @clannosferatu.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

You better watch out Cause you're gunna die An ancient blood feud is the reason why Nictuku are coming to town

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Clan Nosferatu @clannosferatu.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

I know SOMEONE who is getting dead rats in their stockings. And by that I mean yer dress socks. And by that I mean that I'm going to break into your haven, invade your sock drawer and stuff dead rats in your socks.

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Clan Nosferatu @clannosferatu.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

What? You mean you don't hide YOUR xmas presents under a pile of dead rats? Where's your flipping xmas spirit?

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Clan Nosferatu @clannosferatu.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Holidays can be rough for me and my cousins. We've got a tradition where some of my contacts from the other warrens get together on Xmas eve and play ttrpgs all night and exchange gifts. I'm looking forward to seeing my old friends, Mandibles, Rat Face and Stinky Jim.

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Clan Nosferatu @clannosferatu.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

On the second night of Christmas My Nosie gave to meeee Two bags of blood With a side of Elder Diablerie

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Clan Nosferatu @clannosferatu.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Oh yeah suuuure that's the future I wanna see. Tamagotchi pocket grannies. "Oh my grandma's dead but you still gotta feed her and change her virtual diaper it's like she never left" /teardrop

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Clan Nosferatu @clannosferatu.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

Yeah so you know how they reclaim water from sewage, heavily treat it, purify it and reuse it as tap water? That's the stuff I take my biannual bath in. Just thought you'd like to know

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Clan Nosferatu @clannosferatu.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Lucky for you I'm cool with being all hideous and stuff it comes with the package. So what shall I send you for the holidays? Asphalt repair caulk?

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Clan Nosferatu @clannosferatu.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

You're getting a pound of rat turds in your stocking for that one

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Clan Nosferatu @clannosferatu.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

I'm been roped into doing an "Opps All Nosferatu" holiday gift exchange in my warren and I need to think of some clever gift ideas

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Clan Nosferatu @clannosferatu.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

Well it pays to be naturally sneaky that's for sure.

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Clan Nosferatu @clannosferatu.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

When I know that a Venture representative is coming to the Warren on business I like to put on old Dracula movies in the background, and then my broodmates and I try to get each other to crack up while they're talking to my Sire about Important Business

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Clan Nosferatu @clannosferatu.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

I don't know if that's better or worse than the Kindred eating alien yellow fungus in the New York sewer system. I guess time will tell!

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Clan Nosferatu @clannosferatu.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

The Nos in my city have NOT run hundreds of miles of cable underground from warren to warren to make an intranet to speed along the dissemination of information in defiance of the Camarilla's no tech rule because that would be naughty

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Clan Nosferatu @clannosferatu.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Yeah I mean if all the rumors are true about their origins, the Tremere aren't technically a real clan. That being said, I wouldn't say that in polite company or anything. You ever see a Tremere enforcer? Me either and that's why I'm still around in my little cozy sewer to shit post on the internet

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Clan Nosferatu @clannosferatu.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

Hay, they gotta drink blood to survive we all got that in common. Besides, they have their uses

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Clan Nosferatu @clannosferatu.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

Yeah it's all fun and games until the Flesh Cathedral turns on you

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Clan Nosferatu @clannosferatu.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

Rats. Ratssssss! Thousands, MILLIONS of them! And they all like to chew on the server wireing. How they expected me to keep this shit working deep in the heart of a sewer is beyond me, it's like they set me up to fail or something. Ratssssss

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Clan Nosferatu @clannosferatu.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Must be nice to live in LA and if yer obfuscate ever fails you can be all like "We're just filming a movie lol special effects makeup," and the kine will buy it. Not to give away my location, but where I'm at let's just say that shit wouldn't fly at all.

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Clan Nosferatu @clannosferatu.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Now my field kid! Hacking into drones could be fun however

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Clan Nosferatu @clannosferatu.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

And it's like hell, I just can't catch a break ya know? It's never, "hay can you upgrade the memory on my PC?" No it's team up with three other weirdos and break into this supposedly abandoned Giovanni crypt, what could go wrong?

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Clan Nosferatu @clannosferatu.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Every time I'm feeling grateful that I don't have to participate in mortal politics The Seneschal will summon me with like three other random kindred with severe emotional issues and it's like, "The Prince's Herald is missing go find them", and it always ends up being a conspiracy of some sort.

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Clan Nosferatu @clannosferatu.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

That's not how you wipe a hard drive! 😭

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Clan Nosferatu @clannosferatu.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Ya know what's kinda weird? Poop. Every now and then I see a turd float by in the sewer I live in and I'm like, "I used to make those?" Gross.

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Clan Nosferatu @clannosferatu.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Hardee-har-har. Speaking of flowers, I thought it might be nice of me to send you a bouquet with an aroma that matches your charming disposition, but apparently corpse flowers are really rare

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Clan Nosferatu @clannosferatu.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

Yeah a "good song" like some old timey waltz played on a harpsichord while you all sit in the parlor and sniff flowers or whatever it is that you do

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Clan Nosferatu @clannosferatu.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Ohhh sorry that's a no-go on the use of technology for her she's quite paranoid about that sort of thing. However, I know a Nos that knows a Nos who would be willing to translate for you! For a modest fee of course

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Clan Nosferatu @clannosferatu.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

Noooormal things at the bottom of the river how fascinating! I know a Nos that knows a Nos named Mandibles who can help for a fair trade of information. Because her mouth is like, all mandibles and shit she can only speak in clicks so you'll need a translator.

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Clan Nosferatu @clannosferatu.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Oh, dance with me in the sewers beneath Pax Unplugged We'll listen in on all the convos cause I got the place bugged Just save the last dance for me cause you know that you ought to Since yer already bald you'd make a great nosferatu

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Clan Nosferatu @clannosferatu.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

Sorry for the slow response, there was an electrical problem and you wouldn't believe how difficult it is is drag a electrician through 5 miles of old abandoned tunnels and sewers. Anyway yes, Banksy is of course a Nosferatu! That why he chooses to remain anonymous and why he's also insufferable

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Clan Nosferatu @clannosferatu.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

I understand why so many Kindred keep ghouls around. With a mug like mine sometimes you need somebody with a normal looking face to do business for you. But henchman? Never saw the appeal. Imo the best henchman is the sort of person who doesn't actually know that they're a henchman

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