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josh,“lobstereo”, walking about well-wadded with stupidity

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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
indian bowlers screaming in the dressing room
hope again
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
smol bean £475bn in market cap tech company
tom watson in the guardian on palantir
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i will not be bowed into changing my opinions on thom yorke’s genius as a songwriter just because he’s embarrassing…..but i am being continually tested
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
scene where hannah fry was trying to explain her statistical analysis spreadsheet to joe lycett felt very
Dougal in father ted
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
me if the pitch curators for the south africa vs australia test series can’t manage to produce proper five day surfaces
guy crying at haruki murakami not getting the Nobel prize for literature
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
potato enjoying pup cup
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
chillier temperature but clear skies? well that’s a trade off i’m very willing to make - guy who has absolutely no say in this either way
the shore in leith today
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My9 qing dynasty emperors, they are all the Qianlong emperor
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a second warhammer gabriel has just hit the TL
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
biden in dc but for people posting every racist argument on the everything app here
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
when I'm in a self-mythologising
competition and my opponent is amol rajan
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
super Hans “almost did mate”
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
fuck off!!!
three days worth of sunset times
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
loved the curation of the gwen john exhibition currently at the scottish national galleries. so good at outlining her artistic vision and how she sought to achieve that on canvas. smaller works which actually clarify her artistic project instead of filling a room. just really engaged with the work!
Gwen john portrait
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
helps that moving to an australian pensions growth mechanism alongside a national care service funded from general taxation is overall a good deal for pensioners, but success of the framing here makes reeves‘s winter fuel allowance announcement even more baffling. such a strange period of politics.
+ve polling on triple lock for national care
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
in awe of this guy managing to move past years of loudly and persistently insisting that city would never be found guilty into being interviewed on the radio as a relevant expert
Stefan borson head of sport of lawyers
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
when my wife asks me why book shaped parcels have arrived at the flat even though i’m meant to be on a self-imposed ban
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🙌🙌🙌
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
becoming sonny baker-pilled
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
potato on the bus
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
guy from everything everywhere all at once
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
omg babe, you’ve made the sports headlines!!
atkinson drops simple catch
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I mean, you know, people are entitled to their insane lesbian bar story. Let a thousand blossoms bloom, as far as I am concerned….but I ain't spending any time on it because in the meantime the Indian cricket team bullied the umpires into overturning a wide so they didn’t lose a one off T20 to Japan
australian crocodile guy
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
youtube algorithm serving me a video about the worlds best scrabble player, who has an unbelievably powerful look
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
don’t drag gollum into this!!!!
car with lots of insane bumper stickers and a Gollum precious one
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
FR desperate to be free….to talk about learning to make music on his keyboard, the thrill of seeing daizen maeda break into space, the beauties of the kingdom of fife, the genius of the novelist francis spufford
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
tom watson? the gamer mp?
Conan podcast guy i don’t know who he actually is
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
are you still a believer in ed zitron? because at seven it's marginal, right?
trump on phone
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
was trying to find out why michael cox was no longer on the athletic tactics podcast and 🐐
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
it is this one! real “god i wish that were me“ hours when the author describes his research method of walking the city and travelling down its waterways using edo period maps
tokyo a spatial anthropology by jinnai hidenobu
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
politicians pretending to be from other parties always makes me laugh
Ian Murray leaflet in Green
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
missed opportunity but i think he made the right choice with this cover
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
gorman i think, lot of mileage in google search and email based comedy back then
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
[my loved ones when i get this] so the sycamore gap tree is not embarrassing now it’s tackled by andrew hankinson ?
malcolm from the office
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
arteta using all the unspent alvarez/vini jr money to pay hundreds of actors to create a football version of the rehearsal tv show
artera claiming to have deliberately sabotaged his logistics in pre-season to prepare players for later in the season
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
park looking great today as per 👍
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
edinburgh whinging festivals
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
feel like even romesh can’t survive how embarrassing this is
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
looking up her career since and this stunt a real
broad in the 2023 ashes to Carey
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
photos of you crying or gtfo
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
hasn’t even happened yet and you are already ranking it, pathetic
how and when to see uk’s best eclipse in 27 years
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
this but it’s me constantly talking about how the grass in the parks is green and it’s quite pleasant up here to my friends down south
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
500ml of fillipo berio extra virgin olive oil is £11.95 at little sainsbury’s and you’re laughing
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
when i see a car with member parking stickers for national trust scotland, national galleries scotland and historic environment scotland (yes i know their sticker is decorative as they don’t have unified parking policy across locations & am willing to ruin my post to make this clear)…i feel respect
miliband white van man
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
burnham’s britain (complimentary)
chippy promotion
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
turn your cities where people actually live into a shabby pop culture theme park?
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clamplifier @clamplifier.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
perhaps you had to be there
He was extremely amusing, as always. Many of his best stories were about trains: one would be delayed, they'd move you to a second and then a third, which would take you back to where you started. 'This is the British railway system,' hed intone in his deep, mournful voice.
nenn
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