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Calamity Jayhem

@clamityjayhem.bsky.social
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Just a broken headed dumbshit trying to exist without hurting anyone. Never met an animal I didn't love.

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Calamity Jayhem @clamityjayhem.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Feeding the geese at the lake by me grapes, blueberries and bananas has become a fun random hobby of mine. I love how they've just accepted this lil duck into their gaggle
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Calamity Jayhem @clamityjayhem.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
I know it's bad for them to have potato chips, but it was a few crumbs after grapes, strawberries and bananas. They're technically wild geese, but they act like this to anyone. So I figured make sure they get random healthy snacks (plus crumbs of bad treats)
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Calamity Jayhem @clamityjayhem.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Just saw an ad pushing beef tallow as a cheap moisturizer. The same stuff injected in dry, stringy, tough cuts of meat before cooking it to make it more juicy. Like, natural products are environmental and all... But... This feels weird
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Calamity Jayhem @clamityjayhem.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Time to see how anonymous this job survey is. Question was essentially what they can provide to help me perform my job better; my answer, emotional support flamethrower. If I get a call to the office in the next few weeks, I'll assume that anonymity wasn't all that anonymous
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Calamity Jayhem @clamityjayhem.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
youtu.be/QEQOvyGbBtY?... Important PSA unrelated to anything whatsoever
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Whitest Kids U Know: It's illegal to say...
YouTube video by Kamatzu
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Calamity Jayhem @clamityjayhem.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I wonder who was the more frustrating pictionary player to have on your team, Picasso or Dali
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Calamity Jayhem @clamityjayhem.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
My new guilty pleasure is using a free streaming app without signing in. I'm getting commercials anyway, might as well let them go crazy.
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Calamity Jayhem @clamityjayhem.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Story ideas I came up with that I'll probably procrastinate on(so if some creative type sees this and likes the idea enough to actually work on it it's yours) Assassin whose cover story is a being a pro wrestler traveling the indie circuit. I'm pretty sure it's already been done though
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Calamity Jayhem @clamityjayhem.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
@baldursgatememes.bsky.social You think Larian will regret bringing mods to console after I did this? (I used summon rune powder barrel from the entrance of the goblin camp all the way to the camp itself) Does this count as a crime against humanity (goblinity?)
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Calamity Jayhem @clamityjayhem.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Everytime I see this come up on any of my other socials, a part of me empathizes with this person.
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Calamity Jayhem @clamityjayhem.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I was gonna treat myself to a hungryman hero for breakfast, but the Floofman seems to have other plans. Guess I'm "stuck" here until he decides to do something else
A black and white floofy cat cuddles up on his human's blanket making any activity other than cuddles and purrs out of the question for the time being
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Calamity Jayhem @clamityjayhem.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Still getting used to opening a social media app that isn't driven by ragebait and disinformation. So refreshing
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CALL TO ACTIVISM @calltoactivism.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Share this and follow us if you NEVER once voted for Donald Trump!
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Calamity Jayhem @clamityjayhem.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
A nice weather day off, a full cart AND a full grinder, and the option to day drink. It's times like this I realize I haven't matured beyond my early twenties.
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Calamity Jayhem @clamityjayhem.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I'm seeing a lot of introductory cat posts, so here's Eduardo Floofman of the Lower Flooflands in the Upper Floof Peninsula #catsofbluesky
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Calamity Jayhem @clamityjayhem.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Howdy bluesky people. Decided to hop over here to see how it goes. Maybe I'll actually be more active on this app
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