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Clairvoire

@clairvoire.bsky.social
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Sprite animator | C++ programmer | they/them bird | Other Things maybe! clairvoire@gmail.com linktr.ee/clairvoire

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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's okay, the z-axis going up is a mistake and you were just mistakenly being correct. The scariest blender dev said "a box is 1 unit tall on the z, and -1 units deep on the y" and do you really want to fight someone like that?
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sorry for not posting in so long. The Big Natty-Stokes thing kinda sent me into a dark place. I don't even do Math, it's just hard to feel normal as the playgrounds we have get paved over one-by-one, y'know.
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You can't code cause your robot is offline? I pull the ethernet cord out when I'm working on code. Sometimes I turn the whole computer off. I'll walk into the woods naked if I really gotta knuckle down. Lay down and let the bugs bud from my flesh into the worst C++ ever
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"Get it twisted... but get it" -your uncle's uncle
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
enraged that tanukis are real but jackalopes are not real. jackalopes are a waaay easier guy to be real.
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
gets really close and talks into his nose, despite the danger
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Discord pulling you aside: we're gonna need to carbon date that placenta chief
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I'm usin' flstudio, though there's a lot of other options, I'm not sure which ones are good tbh...
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
"What level are you currently at" Did you know you can (and even should) hit several keys at the same time. This is called a "chord" and it's why every pianist has fingers shaped like that.
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I like how DAWs will have instruments like "Baby's First Cough" and "Clap 07" and they are the same sound
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
learning how to make music... very quietly... in the background. It might take me a while, I'm so tone-deaf and. I feel like the first song I post has to be inexplicably good, but what I'm making is very explicably Bad lmao
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Just saw the end of TADC... it was really really good. No notes. It put me in a kind of depression, as most good stories do. Takes a beautiful post-story walk and barfs occasionally
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
You're totally smurfing (positive)
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
runs in and takes the biggset gulp of coffee you ever did see and dies instaantanciously
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I keep seeing this comparison, but guys... I promise that you pirating a song is not the same as ai companies siphoning the blood and bone of every musician on earth to build a machine that can kill hatsune miku.
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
feelin' it... we need to get back on the horse. eat that horse. anything besides draw a horse
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 09/06/2026
Sorry to keep you waiting! DELTARUNE Chapter 5 will be released on June 24th at 11:00AM EDT. Here's the trailer if you missed it! www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5y2...
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DELTARUNE – Nintendo Direct 6.9.2026
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
my Zelda Opinion is that it should start you with like 20 hearts and every time you do a Thing you lose one until you only have 3 left. y'know like real life.
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The PS1's processor was too weak to render Cid cussing, so I'm very excited to see hear and perhaps feel them in HD
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Matt Mercer lives in the same area of my brain as Todd Howard, and this has caused like 30 critical misunderstandings in my life.
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I love battle barks. The Devil will be like "Burn this into your very soul" and they're fighting like a chicken.
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Ingrid is the best Streets Fighter because she is the only one who does not smell like Gym. Even Tifa smells a little like gym, you understand completely thank you
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
No one told me video games was today. did we win?
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
"How much money for you to throw away your principles" When I was young, I spent 2 years doing tech support for an ISP. Then one day, my supervisor sat on a call, and made me upsell McAfee AV to a sweet grandma.. I quit my job the next day. Iunno man I'd rather die than feel like that again lmao
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Wolfenstein set in Silicon Valley would be juuust about as morally uncomplicated to me at this point
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I could prolly do that for ya if you're still lookin' for someone~
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
oh right they made a movie about this.
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Cop Meowth: the wounds on the victim are consistent with a STAB Rock Smash, and guess what HM we found in your trainer's apartment... give him up pal
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
"I lied... it's actually chunky" o-oh, of course it is, I like chunky! I like how it has chunks! "It's actually smooth" *drops the uncrustable*
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I am well!! walked 5 miles home after some good old uninsured general anesthetic. *a bald eagle screams in the background*
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I love you, I love my friends, my ghost will haunt you forever *makes a nice post, for the 0% chance the dentist slimes me*
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I saw a 5 second clip of this online! It made me mad but the 8000 lit candles was really good, I almost stopped scrolling
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
lmao, yeah
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I found out my mom has more followers than me. Congrats to her!! *has a sephiroth-like breakdown in the nibelheim manor basement*
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The dad from Calvin & Hobbes would be immediately cool with Calvin and Hobbesmon going to the digital world. This is the metric I have chosen to rate all Dads against.
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Fox McCloud fighting the Train Guy for the 5th iteration, feeling in his heart that he's been here before. No, that can't possibly be. But how did I know where each switch would be? My feet feel weird.
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
finally reached the OpenGL level of "could've been done in a game engine from 10 years ago" (this is extremely cute and hot of me, apparently, I read somewhere)
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Thanks! They're just uv sphere meshes for testing the shadows
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
posts online at a frequency no one else can hear...
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
My OpenGL renderer is really rendering the orbs now! *walks off stage and has 15 mental breakdowns in a row*
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
my parents' advice continues to be appreciated but unpractical.
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
oopsie, I dropped my resume~ *bends over perfectly* "I'm sorry this position requires someone who can hold things, guards kill them"
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Should've hired me to delete your website accidentally, instead of claude. You could be strangling an actual person right now. My neck is so wringable, you could kill me easily and know my soul would burn forever. You cannot automate this.
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
(nerd nonsense) wrote a tool yesterday to build hitboxes from a pixel sketch. Has stuff to snap to nice slopes and figure out chorded circles and stuff-f-f-f
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Thank you for sharing your work, I love what you're about and it's a really good day when I get to looksee!
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
one tooth in the back: I hurt... her fellow sister teeth: *we* hurt
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
the two kinds of Dad are Mother 2 and (when times are rough) Mother 3
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
yes
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Clairvoire @clairvoire.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
game: cute kid! me: cute kid! game: and you are her over-protective father me: *recoiling backwards so hard I skid across a lake*
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