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Claire S.

@clairebrarian.bsky.social
1.5K followers 1.9K following 3.8K posts

Librarian, writer, author of goldengirlsfashion.com More of my writing is linked at claire-sewell.carrd.co

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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wow I thought Jim Bakker was already dead. Coulda fooled me!
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just watched this old episode of Forensic Files where they tracked down the bodies based on a rare pollen type found in the soil on the vehicle’s tires and then linked it back to the killer. No DNA needed!
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And just like that, a new and perhaps better opportunity for my research project has opened up!
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I promise you Ken Paxton isn’t doing a goddamn thing to bring down the price of groceries, but go off!
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Do I need a new pair of gold Birks to go with my Snow White costume?
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There was a research fellowship I was going to apply for, but they changed the guidelines this year to focus on four specific artists so now I don’t fit. Bummer.
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Headed to the post office to hopefully pick up the exhibition catalog I ordered from Singapore some months ago because apparently I need to sign for it but missed the delivery yesterday.
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good old Pat Smear. Lighting one up on stage.🤣
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Grapes of Wrather
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pop music today is so weird. On one end of the spectrum we’ve got where is my husband and on the other there’s I found mine (that’s right).
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Goddamn this day has been stressful for a Sunday
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The new dessert before dinner
Photo of a bananas and cream protein shake
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Finally found another of my holy grail curling irons on Vinted which Hot Tools for some reason stopped making. And now my curls have actually stayed for multiple days like they never do with others!
Photo of a Hot Tools EZ Curl
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
KATSEYE just straight not singing for the whole chorus on SNL ok…
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Boy, Tom Cruise is really angling for an Oscar with this Digger movie. He still won’t get it, though.
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My new prized possession! $15 at an estate sale!
Photo of a 1970s ceramic mushroom canister
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Almost saw a fight between two grown men at Costco over who was in line first!
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Actually I think I did once bring an iced coffee to a celebration of life.
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thought Target was selling cloth pads for a sec. Turns out it’s burp cloths.
Photo of burp cloths
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you want to both restore your faith in humanity and witness something that AI will never be able to do just go in person to a performance of Beethoven’s 9th Symphony.
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Someone left a rambutan of dubious origin on a table in the staff lounge…
Photo of a rambutan on a white table with a post it note reading free to eat
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wordle 1,917 3/6 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 When I tell you I thought I was FINALLY going to guess the word on the first try… 🤣
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Come for the memes, stay for the e-book pricing analysis! substack.com/home/post/p-...
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Your first David Lynch film is your sun sign, and the second is your moon sign.
Blue VelvetDune
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have now become one of the olds at work who knows where all the piles of stuff came from and why they’re there and I’m not sure how I feel about it.
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Cool so this should work about as well as when Judy Dench played Old Deuteronomy in the CATS movie.
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Damn it. I still don’t think I’m going to finish this ebook essay today.
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Heard a guy on NPR say what excites him about AI is developments in medicine and potentially discovering new drugs and treatments. You know what else does that? Funding researchers!!
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Edie: (singing) Somebody once told me the world was macaroni… Mommy do you know that song? Me: Uh, yeah, I know the original song. Edie: Sing it! Me: (sings the whole first of All Star by Smash Mouth from memory) Edie: Stooooop!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Matthew Rhys is such a gem.
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Coleman Domingo helping Sally Field up to the Emmys stage! Such a gent.
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I just want to go on record at this point with my longstanding dislike of Ed Sheeran.
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Of course Noah Wyle was going to win the Emmy (and deservedly so), but it’s always nice to see my relative Rufus Sewell get some attention!
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thank god!
Screenshot with headline Supreme Court rejects Trump’s restrictions on mail voting
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Man, I really don’t want to write about this AAP ebooks study crap, but there’s so much that’s not being said about it that I think it’s very important so here we are.
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Three top AI leaders walk into a room and are forced to read novels by Philip K. Dick
Screenshot with headline reading top AI leaders unite to warn the technology is advancing too fast
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Let’s see… do I want to watch Backrooms or Mother Mary first on this flight? They also have Stop That Train!
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I love a quick trip to NYC! We’re seeing BIG BANG and Harry Styles (finally!) and also going to the Morgan Library and the Whitney. So excited!!
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Wait did I miss the Emmys??
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Ah, yes. The elusive index with no page numbers!
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This lady’s mom on House Hunters: “I think you just need to look at a different house.”🤣
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I just asked myself, “I wonder who’s on SNL tonight,” turned on the TV, and then realized it’s Sunday.🤪
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A vintage exhibition catalog that I ordered months ago from Singapore is finally set to arrive according to the tracking…tomorrow. Which means I’ll have to wait at least another day on account of the holiday.
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Oh, I see we’re still trying gentle parenting at the Costco.🙄
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Why am I always so tired on Saturdays??
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
That gum you like is going to come back in style
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If the baby wants to fly on his luxury jet I say let him!
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
OMG I’ve just discovered that Agosto Machado’s work in the Whitney Biennial will still be on display when we’re there next week!! I’m so thrilled I’ll be able to see it!!!
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We are like the dreamer who dreams And then lives inside the dream But who is the dreamer?
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Claire S. @clairebrarian.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Here’s another Dolly Parton newspaper recipe, this time for coleslaw!
Photo of a newspaper clipping of the recipe for Dolly Parton’s coleslaw
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