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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 1h
Trivia: I once 3d printed a cherry pitter to pit a gazillion cherries to make clafoutis (definitely not reusable, cherry juice got way down between the plastic layers).
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 1h
Paxton saw what happened to Mike Collins and figures he'll wind up with more votes if he avoids the same fate.
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 1h
If you cross him, he'll cover you with slime!
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 1h
Now MAGA will spend the next 3 weeks desperately trying to prove he has too been to Ohio!
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 2h
Correctly tweeting back in 2016 that Trump would destroy the GOP, then becoming yet another Trump toadie.
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 2h
When will Trump send troops to Ukraine to fight for Russia? Would that finally get the GOP's attention?
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 6h
Or he'll order the army to shell it.
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 6h
The only thing I ever asked copilot was how to eradicate copilot.
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 7h
Now MAGA will sue Linder for the HIPPA violation of disclosing they have no record of James Talarico. 🤦
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 7h
Hopefully they won't suddenly discover some horrible side effect. I remember having a bad back right as the new COX-2 inhibitor drugs came out and they were magical until they decided they triggered heart disease and took them off the market.
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 9h
That should probably be "another new car" since most megachurch pastors seem to have entire fleets.
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 9h
Terry Pratchett explained this in one of the Discworld books: dark matter is the paperwork keeping track of everything else. 😛
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 9h
I'd love a political party which requires legislation to self-repeal if it doesn't meet the goals touted as the reason to pass it. tomhorsley.com/politics/not...
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 9h
My fingers often type totally different words than what I thought I asked them to type. It is like they know how to spell and have their own agenda.
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 9h
The fact that she smiles lets this whole thing down. He never smiles.
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 11h
I always thought Mythbusters missed an opportunity to discover a brand new law of physics by not investigating the force that prevents things from going into holes. Golf balls, paper wads thrown at trash cans, etc.
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 11h
Amazing that I haven't noticed her wearing a cross yet. Perhaps I just haven't seen enough.
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 11h
Trump promised the worst of the worst, right?
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 11h
I keep thinking someone should make a Godzilla vs. Jimothy movie. Godzilla rises from the sea and attacks Seattle, at which point Jimothy reveals his secret power as protector of Seattle and grows hundreds of times larger to vanquish Godzilla. 🤪
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 11h
The drug companies refuse to sell the same drugs used to put a pet down for use in human executions.
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 11h
There is a Bloom County strip from several years ago where he invents "up yours" economics. I wish I could find it again, but I lost track of the link I had.
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 16h
Do deformed rabbit, that's my favorite.
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 17h
I doubt he quit as an adult.
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 17h
We don't "look" weak, we *are* weak. We'll be even weaker after another two years of Hegseth and Trump destroying the military and depleting all the ammo. At which point all our enemies will realize it is time to ramp up their activities while we are as weak as we'll ever get.
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 17h
A chili day in South Florida
Pot of just made chili ready to be ladled into Souper Cubes for freezing.
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 22h
I keep wondering if anyone sells practice food to learn how to flip so you don't waste real food developing the skill 🤪
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 22h
There was also video of a steady stream of people leaving in the middle.
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 22h
Makes perfect sense, why waste time learning them yourself just to teach your dog. Skip the middle man!
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 22h
Look up the short story "They're made of meat". 😛
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 23h
No guarantee a kid will love it. I considered it incredibly annoying to be dragged away from what I was doing to sit in a car for hours to get home again.
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 23h
At this point he is unquestionably a traitor, not merely corrupt.
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 23h
There is always a good chance Trump will stiff Russia. Does he love Putin enough to pay him, or will his instinct to never pay a bill be stronger?
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 23h
I, for one, will be interested to see how raising the minimum wage will effect education. I suspect a less stressful home life for minimum wage parents will have a positive effect.
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 23h
Or perhaps cats just use the force?
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Not to mention treason.
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This pretty much sums up most people's impression of the DNC.
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It needs to destroy the republican party so that it no longer exists anywhere other than history books.
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I suspect it will be worse than that. As soon as Trump is gone, our enemies will know that the military is as weak as it will ever get. The perfect time for all sorts of skullduggery we'll be utterly unable to respond to (bye bye Taiwan for starters). The Republicans will then blame the Democrats.
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I have a very small ratchet driver that fits in tight places and avoids the need to reposition it.
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That should be a random person picked off the street, not someone who has been reading instructions for years and just knows what they really meant.
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Then there are the bolt hole that won't line up so you can't put the bolt all the way through. I have a table I assembled not too long ago and there was one bolt which was impossible to put in. Fortunately it seems pretty stable minus that bolt.
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Not sure why anyone cares about this. Well before AI customer "service" was virtually always useless. I only ever called customer service as a desperate last resort. Someone on an online forum is always likely to have already figured out the same issue.
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
He misspoke, he meant to say he'd hire the worst of the worst.
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I wish the firing squad would pull a Mockingjay versus Coin and turn their rifles on Hegseth when he says "Fire!"
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You should see the 100 page fine print manual that came with a mattress I bought. Filled with warning after warning of thing you couldn't imagine doing with a mattress. Do not make a cooking fire on mattress. Do not use mattress in foundation of building. ...
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Not latino, but my mail ballot has just shown up as "counted" in Palm Beach County. Hopefully that means it is now beyond the reach of any republican fuckery. (100% votes for Democrats in case you wonder).
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Another handy thing I did was use autohotkeys to turn the copilot key on my laptop into a left mouse click. Very useful since tapping the touchpad is hit or miss.
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Simple to understand once you figure out who the Trump regime calls "victims".
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My main computer has been Linux for decades, and the greatest pleasure is installing the fvwm window manager on each new release along with my custom config files and winding up with the exact same user interface I used all these decades. No need to spend two weeks to learn what moved.
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claghorn.bsky.social @claghorn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I wonder if Putin will be pissed when Trump doesn't pay for the fuel?
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