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Kevin

@ckstoopkid.bsky.social
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Camp Kesem alum. Recreational spreadsheeter for Sickos Committee. Do good recklessly.

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 5h
Only an hour and a half left. VOTE! You're a poll member! Yes, you! Right there! Not next to you, you! So go vote!
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 16h
It's your final day to vote! If you're in line, stay in line! (But why are you in a line? It's an online poll)
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I won't post my whole ballot until after the poll closes but I will say I voted for SMU on the basis of winning with 5 turnovers. Then 4th & 51 happened and in hindsight I should've had them higher
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Speaking of, Original Recipe is out in Arizona tonight and already down 7
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
West Coast Satterfield
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
USC Fraud Watch: *Deep breath* FRAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUDDSSSSSSS Needed a ref bailout to survive a depressingly mid Washington team. Enjoy your free win in Happy Valley next week
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
USC has had this drive extended by two horrendous missed calls and yes I'm going to die mad about it
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is one of the worst football games I've ever watched. I'm completely entranced
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Another interception in Tech-Colorado. Does anyone want to win this game?
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One of those teams is starting 0-3 in conference play! It doesn't matter which one!
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Real "do we really need to declare a winner" hours
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All 85 people in the Coliseum have started a Fire Lincoln chant loud enough to be heard on the broadcast. I am just luxuriating in the haterdom tonight.
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Left side of my quadbox is TTU, Colorado, USC, and Washington having a shooting themselves in the dick-off
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Giant MISCUES graphic in USC colors, give me more of that
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Texas Tech - Colorado is some truly dreadful football. I can't look away.
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Inauspicious start for the Hawkeyes
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Following Alex Orji to the Dan Mullen School for Michigan Quarterbacks that Can't Read a Defense
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
howling bsky.app/profile/ckst...
Jacob Shaffelburg looking confused as hell Daniel Jebbison looking confused and stunned
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Between that and not scoring on 1st and goal from inside the 5, this game was nowhere near as close as the score
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He came out of halftime wearing one. No clue where it went
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The faces on the players 😭
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Welcome to Heartburn Week. If you feel good about your team, no you don't. (Except Wake, y'all are fine)
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Drake Lindsey x Bobby Hill
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Let's be real, a Pitt title game would justify a committee meetup, so we'd be able to supervise for you
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm imagining the conversation where you tell Jordan he's not allowed to watch the title game
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fourth and ᴴᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬᴬʸʸʸᴸᴸᴾ
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Blood is the wrong humor for this, so I'm calling it the Blue Bile Bowl
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We love to see it
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can't be losing to socks like that, Tommies
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They help, but it comes in through your bones
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Georgia's ability to turn dudes that look like this into productive football players is the most infuriating part of their recent run
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bill Belichick remains the worst interview in sports
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🎶 Cause he's a GREAT. HOUSE. He's mighty mighty 🎶
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Building the entire plane out of Jordan Faison
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Ian rudderbutt @reasonablemustelid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rico Charges @NoChorus

Once at my granny's house my uncle excitedly said a James Bond film was on the tv. My Da said "sure they're all the same, a load of lads shooting at one lad then a mountain blows up." My uncle got really mad at how reductive that was then became furious when the mountain blew up.


Rico Charges @NoChorus • Sep 29, 2021

My Da, of course, knew it was the one where the mountain blows up at the end. This was a foundational lesson which illustrated to me that walking the path of the hater means knowing more about something that people
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 03/10/2026
When we install the field goal theremin above the goalposts we will solve this problem
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Somehow still less orange than he was looking under the lights tonight
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Duzz out here body slamming his assistants. Rank Pitt.
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This game has one more turnover in it
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Careful. This is how you get FSU head coach Narduzzi
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
POV: you're a Penn State linebacker tonight
A very large steamroller with Chip Kelly in his safety vest in the cab
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Important update: Tech has found a way to score without the ball
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Does anyone WANT the ball in Blacksburg tonight?
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Even more concerning, they're doing this without the usual pre-charge of stupid losses
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
- Fernando Mendoza's keynote speech about how his time at ACC powerhouse Cal prepared him to play for the Raiders
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How many subs for the tour of Jordan's Minecraft city?
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If Sullivan was a little more selfish, he'd never have gotten it
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Chris fucking Richards
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That's the version of the story written by a Texas grad about an A&M family
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Kevin @ckstoopkid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You really want that last word to end with -sic, not -nitions
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