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@cjwl.bsky.social
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FAANG Software Developer. Bought K&R first edition new. Created Cocotron. Travel, bicycling and public transportation enthusiast. 🇺🇸🇬🇧 coarse location: Amherst, MA , blog: objc.net YouTube: @objc

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cjwl @cjwl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Local man pleads guilty to importing plutonium from Russia and selling it through … the mail. www.justice.gov/usao-ma/pr/m...
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cjwl @cjwl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fun example of galvanic corrosion, copper pipe against galvanized steel duct, in our ceiling 🫠
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cjwl @cjwl.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Attended today’s Head of the Riverfront regatta in Hartford, CT. Youngest son rowed boys high school varsity and youngest daughter rowed her first college division 1 race
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Nicolas Seriot @nst021.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
New article! ncurses terminfo can simulate a two-counter Minsky machine, making repeated parameter expansion computationally universal seriot.ch/computation/... demo: a parasitic Fibonacci computation inside /usr/bin/top
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cjwl @cjwl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bezos’ new startup focused on reproducing how the brain works flourishlabs.ai
flourishlabs.ai
Flourish
Flourish is an AI company building human-level intelligence with human-level efficiency. Based in New York.
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Nicolas Seriot @nst021.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
☠️ support.apple.com/en-us/149226
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cjwl @cjwl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The single worst thing about companies putting all their product information on public websites is going to their retail store and having to sit through an employee navigating the exact same site you have access to, but 100x slower.
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cjwl @cjwl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I can probably safely get rid of these
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cjwl @cjwl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Siiiigh, someone at anthropic read ‘the minority report’
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cjwl @cjwl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The foldable iPhone is definitely ‘think different’, errrrr . The good news about Apple is that they have enough cash to make dumb products until science can resurrect Steve.
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cjwl @cjwl.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Quite the photo here, crashed prime air in front of cybercabs, 5 people died on the ground :( www.reuters.com/business/aer...
reuters.com
At least five killed in Amazon Prime Air cargo plane crash in Miami
At least five people died when ‌an Amazon Prime Air cargo flight overran a runway and crashed while landing at Miami International Airport on Sunday, local officials said.
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cjwl @cjwl.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The county fair demolition derby did not disappoint
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cjwl @cjwl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The Massachusetts tobacco industry is ~$3m, with ~30 farms, making this drying crop about $100k worth of tobacco
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cjwl @cjwl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
TFW you sell something on eBay, ship it out quick, and then the buyer asks a question about it that make no sense.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/09/2026
Google Maps Introduces Crawling Directions For Cyclists Hit By Truck theonion.com/google-maps-introduces…
Google Maps Introduces Crawling Directions For Cyclists Hit By Truck
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 02/09/2026
just absolute fucking cowards everywhere you look in U.S. tech leadership
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Sung Kim @sungkim.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
SPARC is dead. There is this unique edge case - www.gaisler.com/products/gr740, but it is dead.
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Dan O'Dowd @realdanodowd.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Watch Tesla self-driving v14.3.7 head straight for a wire fence while exiting a parking garage, forcing the driver to disengage to avoid a six-story drop! This is Tesla’s self-driving that Elon Musk calls “a solved problem.” Do you believe him?
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cjwl @cjwl.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
There is a single Polish restaurant in the Michelin guide for the US, it’s in Brooklyn: www.pierozekbrooklyn.com
pierozekbrooklyn.com
Pierozek Brooklyn | Discover Authentic Flavors
Explore handmade Polish pierogi and more at Pierozek Brooklyn. Experience authentic culinary delights in Greenpoint, where tradition meets modern taste.
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cjwl @cjwl.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
“Should we go to NYC for a couple hours?”
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cjwl @cjwl.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Decent pic of Lake Tahoe
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cjwl @cjwl.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Surprisingly “Objective-C” made the cut for this building where rooms are named after languages, but I spent all day in “Java” discussing C++
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 30/07/2026
it's still just software thankfully our pasty technofascists did not create a malevolent god
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AI Doomsday Bullshit Is Getting Tired
The "rogue AI" narrative continues to help obscure very ugly and avoidable human failures.
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Katie Drummond @katie-drummond.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Taylor Farms, the lettuce supplier at the center of our explosive diarrhea outbreak, has spent millions to oppose food regulation and elect Donald Trump and other MAGA Republicans:
wired.com
Taylor Farms Spent Big on MAGA and Anti-Regulatory Lobbying Before Diarrhea Outbreak
The company donated more than $3.6 million to conservative groups between 2020 and 2025, including $1 million to the MAGA Inc. super PAC.
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cjwl @cjwl.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
If the cutesy Claude “working” verbs drive you insane there is a setting for this
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cjwl @cjwl.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Thanks for the smoke Canada
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cjwl @cjwl.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
TFW you’re carrying a new large window down some stairs and the bottom of the packaging breaks and the window starts sliding out.
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cjwl @cjwl.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
When I dropped my car at the dealer there were two other people with e-bikes to escape dealer. First timer I’ve seen anyone else doing that.
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cjwl @cjwl.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Talked to someone who has been using Claude+MCP server for industrial design modeling and they were blown away by how well it works, tonnns of manual work saved.
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cjwl @cjwl.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
automated speed signs on a rail trail. Ridiculously poor prioritization of funds.
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cjwl @cjwl.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Me: locked in eyes straight ahead walking straight to Genius Bar. Apple Store Employees: can I help you!? Yes Genius Bar is down there.
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cjwl @cjwl.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Tired: dashcam footage of meteor Wired: dashcam footage of driving badly
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cjwl @cjwl.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
If you use a mid-drive ebike with a chain, get it serviced regularly, the chains stretch more with the motor and this will eat your gears more quickly. Chain replacement cheaper that gears.
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cjwl @cjwl.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Isn’t this the storyline behind Robocop.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 26/06/2026
ok this one got me
reflecting pool full of green slime and barrels and you're carrying a crowbar in the style of Half Life
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cjwl @cjwl.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
If Google wants to use AI they should have it adjust maps satellite imagery to match the season. Driving in the middle of summer with snow on the map doesn’t work for me.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 24/06/2026
I've made the mistake of listening to a lot of Peter Thiel interviews recently to try to understand his worldview. The guy is an absolute third-rate thinker who contradicts himself every 30 seconds and nobody pushes him on it.
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cjwl @cjwl.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
One of my kids is in France for the heatwave and I didn’t know the French have a cultural bias against AC for supposedly health reasons. It’s not perfect (possible mold, no fresh air, etc) but dying or damage from the heat seems a problem too.
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cjwl @cjwl.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Possibly the strangest failure of CS and a prerequisite for better AI coding tools is uniform parse tree modeling of all languages, the text search/replace is totally bananas when computer languages are fundamentally machine readable.
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cjwl @cjwl.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I really wish the coding AI would stop gaslighting me that I’m not building the changes made
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cjwl @cjwl.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Someone isn’t doing their job
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cjwl @cjwl.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Day trip to K-Town NYC
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cjwl @cjwl.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
You can not resell cars in any US state without a dealer license. If I see a car for $1k, buy it, and turn around and sell it for $2k I need a physical office location approved as a car dealership by the town/city and meet other regulations. You can’t do this from your house even one car at a time.
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cjwl @cjwl.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The military has a name for these - birth control.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
“.. Claims about Hormuz reopening are exactly why we built this: If ships start moving through the Strait with AIS transponders on, you’ll see it in the index — updated every 30 minutes ..” @bloomberg.com
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cjwl @cjwl.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I’m kind of fascinated by Robinhood’s popularity because the app is such a total mess of a confusing UI.
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cjwl @cjwl.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I seriously can’t believe Apple did not create an MCP server system for iOS apps which Siri ties into. Put the usual review mechanism on the APIs . Leaning into their old broken crap feels indicative they’ve lost some of their bigger thinkers.
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cjwl @cjwl.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Beyond funny lolol
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cjwl @cjwl.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
This is trump’s power, blackmail, been saying this forever.
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cjwl @cjwl.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
faux pas of the day: walking into a culinary conference display, starting to load up my plate then realizing they’re still plating and photographing
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