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Catherine Robertson

@cjrauthor.bsky.social
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Author of Gabriel's Bay trilogy, and Flora Valley, Miss Lovelock and Imperfect Lives romcoms (catherinejrobertson.com) she/her, trans rights, vote Green, cats are nice

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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Spaghetti
Literally don’t know how to describe my cat in this pose - legs, tail, all in a tangle. He is cooked spaghetti that’s clagged together
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Excellent misspelling of a muffin label at a hotel - Banana, Walnut and Poopy Seed, bit don’t worry, it’s vegetarian and gluten free
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Over 14,000 Dumpster Fire votes
Stuff leadership poll that rates Christopher Luxon's performance as 23/100 aka Inept.
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Poetry-lovers in Hawke's Bay - last year we had over 90 people come along, so get in quick for the 2026 Party of Poets. There's a bar! And tickets are only $5!
Poster for Party of Poets 2026, Tuesday 18 August, at the Cabana Napier, doors open at 6pm for a 6.30pm start, tickets only $5!
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
… and thought it must be the radio. Pulls up at my place after at least an hour of driving around, I have to prise Reg the cat out from under the driver’s seat. He is undaunted and this morning is desperate to go out again. He is a moron and a danger to himself and others
Reg the red Burmese in a typical resting position, on his back with legs splayed up out thus making him look like a spatchcocked chicken
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Bernie. Pensive.
Burmese cat, cream coloured, sits and look pensively upwards like she has seen her fate writ in the stars
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
My cat is weird
Red Burmese cat in a tangle on a couch
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Perfect summation
Post from Shaneel Lal that perfect sums up the fuckery this government is pushing
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Renaissance loaf cat
Cream Burmese seated side-in in loaf fashion on the arm of a sofa
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Me and 90+ other authors are going to be very tired at the end of tomorrow’s massive Ages of Pages book fair. Hamilton. Claudelands event centre. Sat 2 May, 9.30am-4pm. FREE ENTRY! Bring a big bag of cash and swap it for excellent reads
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Sometimes the algorithm speaks to me
Tshirt design with an alarmed cartoon black cat and the caption Much panic, very little disco
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
My son just sent me a sketch he did of his dog in Bluey style
Bluey style dog cartoon based on my son’s anxious elderly Staffy cross
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Critters
A red Burmese cat, a chocolate Burmese cat and a blue Staffordshire terrier curled up together on  a sofa
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Love this poll - 'Someone else' means 'Please god anyone but the above' #nzpol
Stuff poll that asks who you'd vote for as new National Party leader. Nicola Willis on a crushing 13%, Chris Bishop on 29%, Erica Sanford on 21% and 'Someone Else' well in the lead at 37%
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
My (adult) son Callum in Wellington is kicking off his project to help people of all ages un-rot their brains. He's running a free workshop, so if you're interested in learning more, come along! Thurs 16 April at 6pm at 115 Taranaki Street
Handwritten ad for my son's first workshop for his Brainrot Rehab programme, it's free!
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Cats know how to ride out a storm
Heads of three Burmese cat plus a fourth cat's butt all squished up together next to me on the bed because the weather outside is shite
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
This is on me as I watch TV
Cream Burmese cat sitting on my lap
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Olive the beauteous British bulldog and Pablo the permanently anxious Staffordshire terrier
Squishy British bulldog face Suspicious Staffordshire terrier- probably seen a spoon (he hates them)
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Best bumper stickers, dirtiest car
Two bumper stickers on an incredibly muddy car, one says Peepee Poopoo and the has the meme with the screwed up face cat and the words Traffic Lights, Am I right? Bumper stickers on incredibly muddy car, top one data Thicc Dads who vape for Christ and the bottom one says please be patient, I am 9 years old
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Hawke's Bay and surrounding areas! Sat 11 Apr, come and have a fun night with our new NZ Poet Laureate, Robert Sullivan, and his guests Amber Esau, Ariana Tikao, Kiri Piahana-Wong and Anna Jackson! Best poetry, live on stage, tickets only $10, link in comments
Poster with a photo of new NZ Poet Laureate Robert Sullivan holding his latest collection of poems Hopurangi: Songcatcher, and the headline A Big Night In With The NZ Poet Laureate Robert Sullivan with logos of the co-organisers, Hawke's Bay Readers & Writers and National Library
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Just waiting for someone to amend the caption, like in that photo of the penguin and the bagpiper
Headline says: "Watch: Melania Trump arrives at White House, with a robot" and the caption for the photo that shows two humanoid creatures in all white should read, 'Robot is on the left' (it is, I think)
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
We're doomed, aren't we?
Absolute WTF image of a tree trunk with a stuck-on face that looks like both female and male genitalia - trust me, you don't want more details. Next to it is what looked like a tiny corkscrew being held over a big toenail - your guess is as good as mine
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
When you've already quit so it's not your problem
Photo of Judith Collins looking smug
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Considering the Stuff readership is totes conservative, this is pretty damning for Nats
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed
A cream Burmese cat with eyes closed in an apparent state of bliss
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Only Isle of Cat
Isle of Man symbol with three legs
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Here's the fourth - sleeping on her own
Cream Burmese cat curled up on a chair with a blue/black/yellow cushion behind her (honestly, it's a nice pattern)
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
My three cat pile
Three Burmese cats on a bed in kind of a trefoil pattern - two are chocolate, one red
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
He's basically saying, "Don't worry, they'll be dead soon", right?
Headline from Stuff, quoting Auckland Mayor, Wayne Brown, saying housing change has done its job if it "calms down worried elderly residents".
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
This is a CAT checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your mobile device
Very stary Burmese cat
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I am twelve
Question from the Stuff daily quiz that says: The term "snatch" is typically used in which sport?"
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
What is te reo for 'Where do you usually go?'
Photo of Winston Peters at Waitangi, with the headline: I didn't come here to be insulted
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Everyone should see this photo of my cat
A cream Burmese cat lifting its head so you can only see its chin and neck which looks weird because my cat is a weirdo
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally!
Exceptionally irate looking fancy chicken
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Have managed to grow sweetcorn and zucchini. Have managed to pick two zucchini that are zucchini sized but no one knows you’re a marrow when you’re grated.
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
In the event of the apocalypse, come to my place, I have corn
A succulent corn cob grown in my very own garden
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Tiny POS Gregory Bovino surrounded by ICE agents with caption, I'm a little despot, short and stout
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
On the sofa
Three Burmese cats squished together on a sofa with the middle cats paws on the butt of a British bulldog
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Post a car photo you took
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Ice globe #ginoclock
An ice cube except that it’s round, perfect for gin and tonic
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I said stop it!!!
Indoor temperature gauge that now says 34 degrees Celsius!
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Stop it. #noaircon #windhotalso
An indoor temperature gauge showing 31 degrees Celsius - too fucking hot
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Sky going off this evening in Hawke’s Bay
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Got free tickets to Shapeshifter last night, they were brilliant, such a mixed age group, we were engulfed in clouds of dope and candy floss vape
Photo of outdoor concert dome at Black Barn with orange sunset in sky and Shapeshifter on stage lit up blue and red
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Knitted Powelliphanta - what everyone should get for Christmas esp as proceeds go to snail conservation #snailfulandtriumphanta
A knitted Powelliphanta or giant New Zealand snail - my Christmas present!
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Olive gets her nails done
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Sing along with me: “What was the bear doing in his dressing gown?” #groucho
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Looks like a rejected illustration for a Philip Pullman book #nuttermail
Mad pamphlet apparently about the end of the world but light on coherent detail. The front illustration includes a golden headed statue with strappy gold sandals, a bunch of soldiers from random points in history, a winged lion, a bear with tusks, a four-headed leopard with wings, a dragon or dinosaur that’s also possibly a mutant centipede, a buffalo running on the American flag, and in the top right corner, a host of tiny angels and Jesus keeping a safe distance. Oh, and lightning and a big stormy sea in the background. The oxymoronic title is ‘Our future today…’ with ‘The Great Controversy. HOW WILL IT END?’ It is sitting on the lid of my wheelie bin into which I placed it two seconds later
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Aperol does what?
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Catherine Robertson @cjrauthor.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Whakairo by Kereama Taepa at the newly opened Tauranga Art Gallery - as viewed through the app on my phone
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