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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 17h
Disconcerting silence from Polanski. Too distracted by his by-election? He's been a good leader when leading was easier. Now is the true test - I feel like this week is make or break for him.
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A fine addition to my collection #shatterpoint #starwars #starwarsshatterpoint #minipainting
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wonder how much of her view is a pathetic attempt to not be subject to the racism endemic in her party. Of course, for the most part it's just stupidity.
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And of course one can be racist against themselves. Another stupid point. Placing yourself in the othered group does not mean you are immune from the othering. Moron.
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is a perfect example of why racism is stupid, and therefore racists are stupid. It is a stupid position, derived from a stupid viewpoint, based on a stupid person's understanding of the world.
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's not like we have any extremely recent examples of politicians going off half-cocked and making very specific assumptions about an event before all the facts are known then looking like absolute berks.
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This party's over #shatterpoint #starwars #starwarsshatterpoint #miniaturepaintimg
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can't say we didn't try it. We did. It was seven shades of shit. The rejoin tipping point is tipped.
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I didn't know his real name was Elizabeth Cook.
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Al Pacino as Michael Corleone: That's a True Story
ALT: Al Pacino as Michael Corleone: That's a True Story
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Alan Partridge Shrugs in Restaurant
ALT: Alan Partridge Shrugs in Restaurant
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shocking if true.
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nothing. Don't try to make sense of what falls out of this clot's mouth between the bile and bits of undigested Big Mac.
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can we talk about the elephant in the room?
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He can't even spell AI.
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Yeah, we all know that famous saying "no one remembers where they were on 9/11".
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That's all very well until you need to pee in your wetsuit.
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You sound like a knob, Crag.
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Why are they sitting like they badly need to piss?
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This is why we have commas, folks.
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Nurse! He's got out again!
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
He's like a loser in a strip club insisting that the dancer really does fancy him.
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I guess it's an upstart organization if you ignore the Brexit Party. And UKIP.
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Always the way with Farage, he's a liar, but thankfully he's a shit liar.
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Got to be some real business geniuses to completely fuck up a company with 16 million customers who have no other option than to give you money.
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It must be such a miserable life to be constantly annoyed or angry about newer things that are different to older things you are used to. If you find yourself shouting at a toilet, you need to take a good long look at yourself.
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Impressive. Most impressive.
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If they want to contribute they should go on the programme. But the reality is Reform, and Farage in particular, are scared of being questioned and a lot of journalists treat politics in the same way teenagers treat schoolyard gossip.
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Sure, the French constantly track Philp's whereabouts and activities and sent their Navy to make some bang bang noises as part of the big cover up, and which would in no way attract massive attention to an otherwise irrelevant little twerp.
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Holy underpants, Batman
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This is not appropriate behaviour in the delivery room.
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Did they look a bit foreign? Or like they'd read a book?
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
We shouldn't have joke candidates. For that reason, I will support Binface.
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I reckon Farage is a prosecutor's dream. His arrogance allows him to think he's cunning, but he's too thick to realise he's a shit liar.
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Its why we have to have Big Ben - no one has a watch on.
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I wore a watch in London and I barely escaped with my life.
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
A pity party AND and ego trip all in one. Aren't we lucky?
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
But what about all the incidents no one's ever heard of? 🙄
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Funny Meme: Men with Purses
ALT: Funny Meme: Men with Purses
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Grotbags cries 'witch-hunt'.
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Man Disappointed, Hands On Hips
ALT: Man Disappointed, Hands On Hips
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
88 is surely not a coincidentally used number.
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Norovirus on a cruise ship is not unusual and crews have routine procedures for dealing with it. The main issue is usually passengers who don't sanitise their hands at the copious amount of sanitation stations, especially in food areas.
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Restrained pegging is a sign of love.
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
What's up, Doc?
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
He is fundamentally lazy. He never does the work. Never has, never will. See the last round of media interviews - he clearly hadn't prepped a coherent response to the inevitable questions on his £5 million gift. Lazy, and not bright enough for the top job.
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I suppose this highlights that if Farage becomes PM at least it will be funny how shit he would be at PMQs. Though, I expect he would cancel them or send a minion.
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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When Ur Short Friend Calls You Out
ALT: When Ur Short Friend Calls You Out
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Chris Hook @cjhook.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Don't say that, I thought it was a decent enough show today.
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