Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 6hCoworking spaces are just adult daycares for people who can’t admit they’re lonely 130
Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 22hFound this old tweet by Holmes. Turns out she was using my Failwell app long before I actually built it. The internet is a strange place. 000
Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 23h“just a minor CSS proposal” - famous last words before accidentally redesigning the platform 020
Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 23hIf your expertise can be generated in one prompt, maybe don’t call it expertise 🤔 010
Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 23hThey work so well everyone starts sounding like the same guy with different pfp 110
Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 23hCSS-in-JS is what's happening when you simply don’t want to learn the platform. Cool. Let’s make the user pay for that then 😅 000
Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 23hThe funniest thing about all this is how quickly “I dislike this tradeoff” becomes “this violates nature” 210
Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026the new senior skill is knowing when to actually touch the keyboard 120
Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026At some point CSS stopped styling documents and started applying for a computer science degree 010
Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026be grateful and ambitious at the same time cause humans are annoyingly capable of running two processes lol 110
Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Moms are basically operating a family startup with no exit and extremely demanding investors 010
Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Yeah, make the agent adorable enough that nobody asks what it can access 😈 000
Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Oh yeah, the stuff that moves you forward rarely feels important in the moment. That’s why it’s so easy to skip 🤷♀️ 000
Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Yep, even with Claude, some dev work still feels like you both have no clue what's going on 100
Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026$29 from a stranger beats 29,000 impressions from people who will never buy shit 000
Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Founders don’t fear AI winter. We fear explaining to mom why we’re back in her basement 120
Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 04/10/2026All these Awwwards-style websites I’ve been researching lately make me crave one ugly personal homepage made by some drunk guy in the ’90s. 130
Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The moment you hit Inbox Zero, some long-forgotten SaaS sends: “just checking in…” 010
Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Today’s SaaSiatry achievement: • the app no longer exposes raw API errors like a man yelling gibberish in public • also deleted shit • renamed shit • fixed meta shit • made AI responses less shit The app now fails with dignity 020
Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 03/10/2026AI images used to give themselves away with six fingers. Now it’s more about wondering why this sandwich has Oscar-worthy lighting. 000
Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Today I removed some boolean spaghetti and replaced it with a proper funeral state machine. Burial flow is now: • click Bury • burial animation • blackout • aftermath card I gave the funeral app better lifecycle management than some startups had while alive. 000
Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Can totally relate. Turns out most of my anxiety had favicons lol 000
Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The final stage of maturity is wearing the wrong socks with complete fucking peace lol 010
Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026There's also a special place in hell for people who treat email syntax like a username field with an @ glued into it 000
Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You can’t spreadsheet your way to that kind of dumb-name excellence 010
Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Browser tab. The most temporary permanent storage system ever invented 000
Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026nothing says “productivity” like spending half the review figuring out where the fuck the interface moved you. 010
Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Nothing sells an accessibility testing tool like failing your own fucking accessibility test lol 000
Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Nothing says “polished UI” like adding an invisible hitbox nobody will ever know exists. CSS is amazing 010
Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026lol, the radical strategy of paying them on time surprisingly often leads to getting better vendors. 010
Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The fear of looking cringe has probably killed more interesting ideas than bad execution ever did 011
Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I hope there’s a place for my spaghetti code in this bright future lol 000
Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Haha, my sites are like instant noodles under the hood and Michelin star bullshit above the fold :) 010
Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Every new productivity tool gives me exactly one productive hour - the hour I spend setting it up 210
Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026GPT would start psychologically dismantling your startup and then run out of tokens halfway through, leaving founders only partially roasted. Absolutely unacceptable. Raised max_tokens because 1024 weren’t enough to fully explain what’s fucking wrong with your business. 110
Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ask for feedback and get: ‘Love it!’ from people who never logged in, and a 3-page essay on font kerning from the one guy who actually uses it 000
Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I started with memorial websites for people and pets. Now I’m building tombstones for dead SaaS products. I’m basically a React mortician working in DeathTech. 020
Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I love unwritten goals they are great because nobody can hold you accountable 000
Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Tonight’s dinner is sponsored by: mom should’ve left instructions 000