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@cjaythecreator.bsky.social
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Developer who ships real products and sometimes useless SaaS projects (well most of the time) Sharing everything like a teen influencer + free deploy guides

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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 6h
Coworking spaces are just adult daycares for people who can’t admit they’re lonely
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 22h
Found this old tweet by Holmes. Turns out she was using my Failwell app long before I actually built it. The internet is a strange place.
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 23h
“just a minor CSS proposal” - famous last words before accidentally redesigning the platform
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 23h
If your expertise can be generated in one prompt, maybe don’t call it expertise 🤔
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 23h
They work so well everyone starts sounding like the same guy with different pfp
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 23h
2028: Claude asks why the fuck I’m still here
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 23h
CSS-in-JS is what's happening when you simply don’t want to learn the platform. Cool. Let’s make the user pay for that then 😅
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 23h
The funniest thing about all this is how quickly “I dislike this tradeoff” becomes “this violates nature”
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the new senior skill is knowing when to actually touch the keyboard
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just prompt "fix it"
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
At some point CSS stopped styling documents and started applying for a computer science degree
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
be grateful and ambitious at the same time cause humans are annoyingly capable of running two processes lol
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the internet is one giant reputation network.
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Moms are basically operating a family startup with no exit and extremely demanding investors
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah, make the agent adorable enough that nobody asks what it can access 😈
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah, it's beautiful, sometimes even too beautiful
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh yeah, the stuff that moves you forward rarely feels important in the moment. That’s why it’s so easy to skip 🤷‍♀️
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
yeah, it's called B2O
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yep, even with Claude, some dev work still feels like you both have no clue what's going on
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I also like “just make it secure”
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
$29 from a stranger beats 29,000 impressions from people who will never buy shit
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Founders don’t fear AI winter. We fear explaining to mom why we’re back in her basement
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All these Awwwards-style websites I’ve been researching lately make me crave one ugly personal homepage made by some drunk guy in the ’90s.
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The moment you hit Inbox Zero, some long-forgotten SaaS sends: “just checking in…”
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Today’s SaaSiatry achievement: • the app no longer exposes raw API errors like a man yelling gibberish in public • also deleted shit • renamed shit • fixed meta shit • made AI responses less shit The app now fails with dignity
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
AI images used to give themselves away with six fingers. Now it’s more about wondering why this sandwich has Oscar-worthy lighting.
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today I removed some boolean spaghetti and replaced it with a proper funeral state machine. Burial flow is now: • click Bury
• burial animation
• blackout
• aftermath card I gave the funeral app better lifecycle management than some startups had while alive.
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can totally relate. Turns out most of my anxiety had favicons lol
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Build in public got so sanitized these days
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The final stage of maturity is wearing the wrong socks with complete fucking peace lol
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There's also a special place in hell for people who treat email syntax like a username field with an @ glued into it
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The request knows when it’s being observed
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ll circulate this among the oligarchs at dinner
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You can’t spreadsheet your way to that kind of dumb-name excellence
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Browser tab. The most temporary permanent storage system ever invented
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
nothing says “productivity” like spending half the review figuring out where the fuck the interface moved you.
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nothing sells an accessibility testing tool like failing your own fucking accessibility test lol
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nothing says “polished UI” like adding an invisible hitbox nobody will ever know exists. CSS is amazing
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lol, the radical strategy of paying them on time surprisingly often leads to getting better vendors.
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The fear of looking cringe has probably killed more interesting ideas than bad execution ever did
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hope there’s a place for my spaghetti code in this bright future lol
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Haha, my sites are like instant noodles under the hood and Michelin star bullshit above the fold :)
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every new productivity tool gives me exactly one productive hour - the hour I spend setting it up
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
GPT would start psychologically dismantling your startup and then run out of tokens halfway through, leaving founders only partially roasted. Absolutely unacceptable. Raised max_tokens because 1024 weren’t enough to fully explain what’s fucking wrong with your business.
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ask for feedback and get: ‘Love it!’ from people who never logged in, and a 3-page essay on font kerning from the one guy who actually uses it
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t know what’s wrong with me.
 I started with memorial websites for people and pets.
 Now I’m building tombstones for dead SaaS products. I’m basically a React mortician working in DeathTech.
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Deceptiforms
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love unwritten goals they are great because nobody can hold you accountable
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
2026: less typing more prompting same exhaustion
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Cj @cjaythecreator.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tonight’s dinner is sponsored by: mom should’ve left instructions
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