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elvis, culture advisor @civ2elvis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

right about now, the pink peeps bunny check it out now, the pink peeps bunny right about now, the

elvis, culture advisor @civ2elvis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

in bushido blade 2's story mode, the generic ninjas you fight between bossfights will pull out a gun/blowgun and shoot you if you just run around too much instead of fighting

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elvis, culture advisor @civ2elvis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

oh, this is why the kindle's manga reader has that horrid hold-to-rapid-flip mechanic

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elvis, culture advisor @civ2elvis.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

"the creator, if he exists, has an inordinate fondness for beetles"

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elvis, culture advisor @civ2elvis.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

the first art dealer to roll up with a cart and haul 'em off

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elvis, culture advisor @civ2elvis.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

tiny kong in donkey kong 64 wears a blue outfit, can shrink to go through small doors, and gets a camera -- ebisumaru in mystical ninja starring goemon wears a blue outfit, can shrink to go through small doors, and gets a camera

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Jake Clover @jakeclover.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

fishing guy bad ending

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elvis, culture advisor @civ2elvis.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

100 duck-sized horse lamps and 1 horse-sized duck lamp

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elvis, culture advisor @civ2elvis.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

accidentally percieved an ad, and (equally accidentally) misheard a lyric as "i wanna play a shmup" -- while i do NOT currently want to play a shmup (as that would be letting the ad win) i do think there should be more shmup-themed songs

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elvis, culture advisor @civ2elvis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

klax wave, klaxical sound shower, klaxing breeze

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elvis, culture advisor @civ2elvis.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

im still mad bethesda hardcode-patched out the fallout 3 bug where you could vats-target grenades in flight

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elvis, culture advisor @civ2elvis.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

ive always thought it looks like a fish with legs -- maybe a betta or arowana

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elvis, culture advisor @civ2elvis.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

just be sure to remove the clock capacitor before it destroys the motherboard (this is mostly a reminder to myself as i haven't gotten around to doing it yet)

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elvis, culture advisor @civ2elvis.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

this is why they call him the blue blur

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elvis, culture advisor @civ2elvis.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

every day i pray that fromsoft will invent the bonfire mimic

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elvis, culture advisor @civ2elvis.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

idle thoughts while changing an xacto knife blade: the term "sharps" in "sharps container" is exactly the same construction as in the "please, my wets" meme

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elvis, culture advisor @civ2elvis.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

that tooth was his power limiter and now he's unstoppable

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elvis, culture advisor @civ2elvis.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

unfortunately the title is close enough to "baby bottle pop" to trigger absolutely the worst 90s commercial earworm. help

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elvis, culture advisor @civ2elvis.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

pair of mississippi kites sharing a cicada

low angle shot of a pair of mississippi kites perching on a lichen-covered dead tree limb. the kite on the left is eating a cicada while the one on the right looks on -- it was shot at dusk and if you look too closely (please don't) you will see dust on my sensor

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elvis, culture advisor @civ2elvis.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

google keep trying you can do better than this

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elvis, culture advisor @civ2elvis.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

man of steel is a better dragonball z amv than it is a superman movie (just has the wrong soundtrack and runs about 2 hours too long)

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elvis, culture advisor @civ2elvis.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

this chart also implies that "red violet" and "blue violet" are either your alternate dimension evil twins, or your heretofore unrevealed henshin modes

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elvis, culture advisor @civ2elvis.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

you only need to replace the bishops with palace ministers (nearly all of them among the thirty cousins) and charlemagne with emperor wu of han and this becomes the tale of the heike

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elvis, culture advisor @civ2elvis.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

this was the vision that taira no kiyomori had at fukuhara

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elvis, culture advisor @civ2elvis.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

ice ghost -- she has immunity to normal weapons, so keep something silver on you at all times

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elvis, culture advisor @civ2elvis.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

yeah, a couple years ago sega retitled all the pre-shogun-2 total war games to be "total war: subject" to lump them in with the later ones and the unneccesary launcher

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elvis, culture advisor @civ2elvis.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

they have cocktail cabs in the confessionals!

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elvis, culture advisor @civ2elvis.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

kool-aid is the matcha equivalent of a tisane

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elvis, culture advisor @civ2elvis.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

neotokyo shoulda been THE counterstrike-killer imo

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elvis, culture advisor @civ2elvis.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using with no explanation.

an image of macross's lynn minmay (stolen from wikipedia) crudely collaged into a parody of silent hill 3's "minmo" poster -- background wall is taken from half-life 2 and the rest was kinda poorly drawn in an unholy combination of paint3d and paint shop pro 2019 -- text reads "Growing Strong and Healthy ....MINMAY! -- idol foods -- MINMAY"

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elvis, culture advisor @civ2elvis.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

doonesbury's mr butts's confederate veteran grandfather

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elvis, culture advisor @civ2elvis.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

arrested the racquet and pressured the ball's employer to fire it

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elvis, culture advisor @civ2elvis.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

been a long time since i last saw it and also my dvd is the tai seng transfer where you can't actually see shit in like 60% of the runtime, but i remember a touch of zen being everything but bottom left

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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

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The Emperor's New Groove
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elvis, culture advisor @civ2elvis.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

sekiro is definitely an onimushalike, due to having a literal gauntlet (well, prosthetic) and manual soul-vacuuming -- and the automatic soul-vacuuming and lack of gauntlet-connected-to-soul-vac makes souls games and elden ring onimushalites

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elvis, culture advisor @civ2elvis.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

once had dental surgery in an office with cigar-era michelin posters -- strong bender-from-futurama-if-he-was-also-an-anti-dreyfusard vibes

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elvis, culture advisor @civ2elvis.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

somnambulant silverwhip, assonant silverspear, transient silverknife, repellant silveratlatl, bioluminescent silverbow, ebullient silvertruncheon, component silversanjiegun, avoidant silversai, equivalent silverbola, ointment silveraxe, pliant silverpolearm

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