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City of Vancouver @cityofvancover.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

BREAKING: DNA testing of the mysteriously large volumes of blood found in the Capilano water reservoir has determined it is extraterrestrial in origin.

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City of Vancouver @cityofvancover.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

BREAKING: Vancouver Mayor Ken Sim has announced he would never have sex with a goodra

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City of Vancouver @cityofvancover.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Anyone see all those fursuits in Richmond this weekend what the heck was that all about am I right? How do I get one

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City of Vancouver @cityofvancover.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Head's up to all Expo Line passengers: next week the Edmonds Station Anti-Cell Signal Zone will be expanding

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City of Vancouver @cityofvancover.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

We are still investigating the origin of the holographic Christine Sinclair that has been haunting all SkyTrain lines. She's not supposed to be there, we don't know where she came from, and frankly we're a little bit scared.

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City of Vancouver @cityofvancover.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Freshslice Pizza is under investigation following constant rumours of genetic experiments being used to create their pepperoni. We will report back with any updates.

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City of Vancouver @cityofvancover.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Hi, it's Christine Sinclair, the world's top international goal scorer. The city is currently being overrun with giant rat-fungus mutants

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City of Vancouver @cityofvancover.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

We're excited to announce that as of this morning, Mayor Ken Sim has had his lungs surgically replaced with #FIFA soccer balls! We highly recommend all Metro Vancouver residents book their own operation as soon as possible.

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City of Vancouver @cityofvancover.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

UPDATE: Rat Brawl Rumble tomorrow night is CANCELLED. Unfortunately the selenemycosis fungus liquefied half the remaining rats in the league. We will update you when you'll be able to watch rats fighting again

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City of Vancouver @cityofvancover.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Readers rejoice! Quiznos pledges to donate $5000 to the Vancouver Public Library to help replace the 800,000 books that were lost last year when thousands of rat-sized silverfish descended upon the downtown area.

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City of Vancouver @cityofvancover.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Call the nearest Decontamination Centre at your earliest convenience.

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City of Vancouver @cityofvancover.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Happy #PrideMonth, Vancouver! This year's Pride Parade is being pushed back until September to allow room for the Freshslice Pizza Cheesy Garlic Death Arena's grand opening! #LoveWins🏳️‍🌈

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City of Vancouver @cityofvancover.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Summer's just around the corner, Vancouver! As the days get warmer, don't forget to remain 10 meters or more away from any strand entities you may see. Prolonged proximity to strand entities has been known to result in migraines, abdominal discomfort, and liver dysfunction.

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City of Vancouver @cityofvancover.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

⚠️ TRAFFIC ALERT: Several strand creatures have emerged along West Broadway. Full road closure on West Broadway from Larch St to Burrard St until decontamination crews relocate the creatures to the Stanley Park Containment Grid. Thank you for your patience. #VanTraffic

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