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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴

@citynightcap.bsky.social
5.2K followers 7.1K following 4.7K posts

Dead fake 17th C famous dramatist that you never hearda. The real me reads. No TV. No Uber. I delete. I make you think-you wont like it. Had 24000 followers on the bird site. Now Im here. I VOTE D Dead and buried in Deptford, or I was. Nobody knows.

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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 4h
Any guesses as to which one of these names doesn’t belong with the others? Harvard Yale Stanford Brown U of Pittsburgh UC Davis Cal Tech Arizona State MIT
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 4h
Do any of these neutral words describe the Ambassador to Greece? Brazen Wanton Depraved Corrupt Criminal Irredeemable Skank Slut Ho Hussy Trollop Floozy Slag Slattern Tart Bimbo Slime Sleaze Scum Degenerate Fraud Harlot Strumpet Ugly Promiscuous Hooker Chippy Bawd
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 5h
Your sitting Vice President just defined socialism as wanting to replace American workers with foreign workers, and wanting boys to play in girls' sports and nobody rushed the stage.
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 6h
Michael Dell’s wife gave up a promising acting career to be a mom, a triathlete and a philanthropist.
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 10h
Allayall done already forgot all about that terrible thing you were SO MAD about the other day just like your bosses all want.
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 10h
Well his last name is Schmidt so why wouldn’t he celebrate Hitler.
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 10h
The people you adore who decide your health policy write personal checks to physicians who refuse to accept insurance or Medicare. You’re all far too stupid to understand what this means. You deserve all of the many bad things that have already hit you as well as the new bad ones headed your way.
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 10h
Jared Polis made one mistake. He trusted Norm Brownstein. And now Jared’s political career is finished.
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 11h
Even if I wasnt locked down forever not goin nowhere on account of continuing epidemic theys still exactly zero chance I would ever patronize Buc-ees or Waffle House or In N Out-and for the same reasons I would always avoid a professional sporting event, a greyhound terminal or a methadone clinic.
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 13h
So if Eric Deters didn’t cough up where did she get the 100 grand to pay Amex.
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Debating whether pics of Christmas ornaments would be good click bait.
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Running into a lot and I mean a lot of people saying Lake America, Gulf of America and Department of War.
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Delicious lunch today. All from scratch, and including a few items from our garden. Cold noodles with sesame paste-Shorty Tangs Recipe. Vegetable pot stickers. Socca with scallions and sesame. Pickled daikon, pickled carrots and fresh cucumber.
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I knew Hastert for years when I was in DC and just would like to say that his proclivities were absolutely well known when he was serving as Speaker.
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They think you’re stupid just like GOP thinks you’re stupid and they’re both right.
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You are compelled to blame the Iran thing on the orange guy because you don’t dare blame it on the Jews.
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Putting up all the Christmas stuff this morning including 2 of our trees from Balsam Hill.
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jesus died for somebody’s sins but not mine m.youtube.com/watch?v=bPO0...
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Patti Smith - Gloria (Official Audio)
YouTube video by pattismithVEVO
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah that Duke Lacrosse thing was SUPER BAD! End the patriarchy! Believe! #metoo
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Allayall fokes reveling in gender neutral public restrooms as inclusive are beyond stupid. It’s a real estate thing. Not a pride flag thing.
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pretty easy to say stuff like dont drink dont undress dont snort ketamine study. But because you are all SO MAD at your neighbors all the time ya cant. Allayall deserve ever single bad thing whats happened and whats happenin and moreover ya deserve ever single worse thing whats comin for ya.
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
George Gillett Knew him for decades. Became a much better guy after he went broke. RIP age 87.
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Considering buying a Twombly linocut. On the plus side it’s atypical. On the minus side yeah it’s atypical and I’m just fillin the dollar bin for the kids.
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Read a terrible novel, nothin new but this one was written by an ex CIA Jew female who spent a few miserable weeks in the GCC. Major plot point is opposition to incumbent GCC regimes is run by untrustworthy bloodthirsty nihilist Iran backed w*gs. And acourse she got a movie deal. I just cant even.
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This whole airplane plunge story is a giant lie spin by the Jews as casus belli for us to invade Iran with ground troops but saying that is antisemitism. You stupid stupid people deserve what’s here and what’s comin.
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Before you start high fiving and war whooping over the big GOP Senate PAC “abandoning” NC. The NC US House delegation will be 11 GOP 3 D. Up from 10 GOP 4 D.
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Kennedy Center is selling pianos. “Lewis Piano Movers” has transported 23 Steinway pianos to Steinway Piano Gallery 11611 Old Georgetown Rd, North Bethesda (301) 770-3377 No reason for you to be left out of the asset stripping and looting! Call now for low low pricing!
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If we just immediately shut down the Department of Defense, the Department of Homeland Security, the FBI and the CIA, sent everyone home, demolished the buildings and sunk all the equipment in the ocean, youd be much safer. But youre far too skeert to let that happen you stupid stupid people.
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In The Before Time when nunnya dun hearda Iran epidemic or Gaza and the other place was Twitter I had 24000 followers and 1000s of engagements on controversial slash kooky tweets over there. Then allayall done caught the cognitive dissonance and true believers started unfollowin. So here we are.
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This whole thing, it ain’t their fault. It’s allayalls fault.
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Foregoing a salary is a clever idea of how to avoid a civil claim under the “honest services” doctrine.
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why do all you GEDs insist on Novavax.
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The dirty bronze stanchions and red ropes are super classy.
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m all for eliminating useless costly federal departments. Delighted to close the DHS, send all the people home and then sell off all the real estate and equipment over 3 weeks.
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There’s no such thing as anti semitism.
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oughta be disqualifyin. Ain’t gonna be. She wins in a walk because shes runnin in a state fulla greedy hateful ignorant white bigoted in-breds. “the answer is simple: bring back the electric chair and deliver justice for these victims swiftly. As your governor, I will do just that."
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Of course none of the super intelligent tech billionaires noticed this since as they all admit they’re all high micro dosing ketamine so they can develop technology and fly to Mars. And didja get a look at some of those signatures? A shrink would have a field day!
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
From about the early 1960s til 2009 I gave the D party and D candidates enough money to buy a dozen very nice houses. Not deductible. I don’t do that any more.
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Daily reminder. The only countries strong enough to save you from GOP Israel and billionaires are Rusha China and Iran and guess who you bin brainwashed to hate. You deserve what’s happening to you.
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nobody’s yet mentioned that Grassleys staff got those text messages illegally.
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Immigrants ain’t yore enemy. Rushins ain’t yore enemy. Chinese ain’t yore enemy. Iranians ain’t yore enemy. Yore only enemies are GOP, Israel and billionaires. You deserve what’s comin for ya.
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Aint never had no alcohol manufactured in Canada. Not one drop.
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He thinks he’s George C Scott
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I believe in the Tooth Fairy and the Easter Bunny. It’s no more unreasonable than believing in trickledown.
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jack Smith should sue Schmitt over this actionable quote uttered in the street: “He had already lied twice. He lied about not seeing the contents, and he lied about, um, you know, not filing, not getting advice not to file the superseding indictment within 60 days of the election” He wont.
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They they they said it would be easy just a couple years wearin stupid hairdo and this cross then it Governor Britt Vice President Britt gosh they even said President Britt after this I won’t be able to win president of the HOA.
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Supporting Israel is in America's interest, it's in Alabama's interest, and as a Christian conservative, I believe God commands us to support Israel."
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Robert Davenport 🍉Tanky (1590-1655) 🏴 @citynightcap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today marks the first time in history that a sitting US senator called a witness a dirtbag in an open senate session on the record Ever.
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