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Citro, also a dork 🇵🇹 :heart_bi: @citro.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026

If I had a nickel for every piece of french niche nerd software I’ve been happily using I’d have two nickels (Amsel Suite for TTRPG campaign organization and Mythic Tools for an all-in-one MTG app and card scanner) which isn’t a lot but it does make me glad to see french devs making cool things.

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Citro, also a dork 🇵🇹 :heart_bi: @citro.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026

On today's episode of "I'm sharing portuguese songs no matter how little portuguese you know: youtu.be/SANalH7VZnQ "I don't understand english / for me it's all <alright> / three Ws and .pt / and I enter every site" "Oh Lisette, put the diskette / I'm only well / in the internet" (The […]

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Citro, also a dork 🇵🇹 :heart_bi: @citro.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026

I'm so glad Quim Barreiros seems to have a long lived family, this man is a giant with a mastery of songwriting and if there's no national mourning period when he leaves us I'll genuinely riot.

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Citro, also a dork 🇵🇹 :heart_bi: @citro.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026

Tbqh props to them for being like “yeah if you’ve been here for 10 years (and live in an EU country) we don’t need to slorp up your ID to know you’re an adult”

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Citro, also a dork 🇵🇹 :heart_bi: @citro.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/09/2026

Me: Huh I’m not getting any of the discord shenanigans, I guess my account was auto tagged as adult? The discord account info page: So your account was created at the tail end of the Obama presidency‪…‬

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Citro, also a dork 🇵🇹 :heart_bi: @citro.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026

I couldn’t get a screenshot because I was using a controller and pissing myself laughing too much but I was playing Panam’s intro mission in Cyberpunk and when we get to the car she just rams right on my little Makigai Mai Mai like it ain’t even there. Nomads don’t even think that’s a real car lmao

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🍫 chog @holyfuror.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026

canon vicky jumpscare #oc

aegislash form viktor hugging karin, who is sleeping in his arms

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Citro, also a dork 🇵🇹 :heart_bi: @citro.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026

Happy “Daft Punk had a terrible accident at the studio and got turned into robots” day!

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Citro, also a dork 🇵🇹 :heart_bi: @citro.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026

@clevercrumbi.sh In a way, most of the time you’re buying a problem. (For your party)

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Citro, also a dork 🇵🇹 :heart_bi: @citro.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026

I’ve only ever won with the deck with the Triskadekaphile win con but people keep saying the bunny is scary so I’m making her scarier damn it

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Citro, also a dork 🇵🇹 :heart_bi: @citro.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026

This is Ms Bumbleflower herself, another one of her girlfriends (that was already part of the deck) and some more cute cards I put into it myself.

Ms Bumbleflower, a 4 mana 1/5 Rabbit Citizen. She has Vigilance
Whenever you cast a spell, target opponent draws a card. Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains flying until end of turn. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, you draw two cards.

Jolrael, Mwonvuli Recluse - a 2 mana 1/2 that complements Ms Bumbleflower through “Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create a 2/2 green Cat creature token.
4 + 2 Green: Until end of turn, creatures you control have base power and toughness X/X, where X is the number of cards in your hand.”

Nasty Little Rabbit - a cute one green mana critter from the Hobbit set with Ferocious — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control a creature with power 4 or greater, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Behemoth Sledge! A three mana equipment that allows me to give Ms. Bumbleflower a +2/+2, lifelink and trample. For when you’ve had enough group hugging.

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Citro, also a dork 🇵🇹 :heart_bi: @citro.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026

The idea is to a) Make her powerful as fuck, b) Lean into Mr. Foxglove and give her 50 billion boyfriends (and girlfriends)

Wolfir Silverheart, a 5 mana Wolf Warrior 4/4 which becomes an 8/8 due to Soulbond - You may pair this creature with another unpaired creature when either enters the battlefield. They remain paired for as long as you control both of them.)
As long as Wolfir Silverheart is paired with another creature, each of those creatures gets +4/+4.

Mr Foxglove, a very dashing 5 mana Fox Rogue 3/5 with Lifelink
Whenever Mr. Foxglove attacks, draw cards equal to the number of cards in defending player's hand minus the number of cards in your hand. If you didn't draw cards this way, you may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Teferi, Time Raveler, a very handsome 3 mana planeswalker that has a +1 that reads “Until your next turn, you may cast sorcery spells as though they had flash.”

Tamiyo, Field Researcher - Also a bunny when in Bloomburrow - she’s a 4 mana planeswalker and on a +1 she gives “Choose up to two target creatures. Until your : next turn, whenever either of those creatures deals combat damage, you draw a card.”

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Citro, also a dork 🇵🇹 :heart_bi: @citro.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/09/2026

Magic is fun because you can get a ready made deck and then be like “I’m upgrading my Ms. Bumbleflower deck and this is the design philosophy behind it:” www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v…

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Citro, also a dork 🇵🇹 :heart_bi: @citro.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026

Moral of the story is that becoming a regular at an LGS is good for the soul but also oh god they’re also gonna stock the Cyberpunk TCG, lord help my wallet

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Citro, also a dork 🇵🇹 :heart_bi: @citro.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/09/2026

I don’t believe I’ve mentioned it as much as 40K but I’ve also gotten into paper MTG this year (after a few years of hiatus from Arena) and now that it’s starting to come out I really should start reading the Reality Fracture lore that’s coming out

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Citro, also a dork 🇵🇹 :heart_bi: @citro.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026

Their resemblance is even funnier because so much description space gets used on how handsome Horus is/was, and tbh given that I did inherit my parents' good looks, I do agree.

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Citro, also a dork 🇵🇹 :heart_bi: @citro.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026

I may have done this post before but I really wanna kick my dad's ass for dying before I got into Warhammer because as much as this compromises my plans to revel in 40k yaoi, Horus looks so much like my dad that I think he'd have gotten a real kick out of it. Sometimes I'm reading descriptions […]

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Stefano on littleFedi @stefano.rpi0w.stefanomarinelli.it.ap.brid.gy · 27/08/2026

This post received _a lot_ of comments and reactions, which is great! It also proved that my little Raspberry Pi Zero W, powered by NetBSD, could handle the load. Now - to help me test how much load it can tolerate - **please boost and react to this post!** 🚀 #FediTest #littleFedi #OwnYourData […]

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Citro, also a dork 🇵🇹 :heart_bi: @citro.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/08/2026

Till Death We Do Art was my introduction to him and it’s honestly such a delight. There’s a lot of cool stuff he’s made and YOU 🫵 deserve to treat your ears to his music. youtube.com/watch?v=Dk3pumxZtVU

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Citro, also a dork 🇵🇹 :heart_bi: @citro.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/08/2026

If Venjent isn’t on your playlist he really should be. (Also you can get his entire discography on Bandcamp for 0.25£) youtu.be/GejdMIM2Tjk

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Citro, also a dork 🇵🇹 :heart_bi: @citro.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/08/2026

I'm catching up with SebastiAn after realizing that I've completely missed that he released a second album back in 2019, and it makes me so sad to see there's been trouble in paradise.

The cover to SebastiAn's sophmore album Thirst, which depicts him straddling himself to pin himself down before punching himself, all thanks to the magic of photo manipulation.

The cover to SebastiAn's debut album Total, which in contrast depicts SebastiAn kissing himself thanks to the magic of photo manipulation. Unless he can just do that.

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dono cho @dono-cho.misskey.io.ap.brid.gy · 31/07/2026

:blobcatpensive:

Pasqal Haneumann from warhammer 40k Rogue Trader

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Citro, also a dork 🇵🇹 :heart_bi: @citro.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/07/2026

Absolutely fascinated by my apparent ability to shove the entirety of one of these up my ass without even realizing it because as far as I know I haven't even taken it away from my desk but I just don't know where the fuck my mouse went.

A picture of the Logitech Ergo M575, a very large ergonomic trackball mouse. It would be very difficult for anyone to anally insert even before we approach how it completely lacks anything that would pass for a flared base. To be entirely clear I am very much making a joke and I did not put this piece of hardware anywhere near my rectum. God knows where the hell it is in my house at this point tho.

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Citro, also a dork 🇵🇹 :heart_bi: @citro.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/07/2026

(I guess the guy was kinda chewed up and spit out by the fame machine a bit like Taika Waititi but again I do not wish to be told why that was, my celebrity gossip tolerance is exceedingly low.)

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Citro, also a dork 🇵🇹 :heart_bi: @citro.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/07/2026

Given the way Lin Manuel Miranda is kinda seen as a bit cringe these days despite his massive successes (I don’t need to be told the probable reasons for that, this is just a set up for a punny joke) is it accurate to say he had no control on who lived who died who told his story?

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Citro, also a dork 🇵🇹 :heart_bi: @citro.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/07/2026

If he needs my body by all fuckin means go ahead 👀

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Citro, also a dork 🇵🇹 :heart_bi: @citro.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/07/2026

Finished Act 1 of Cyberpunk 2077 and ooooo boy I am going to be normal about having Keanu Reeves in my head

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Citro, also a dork 🇵🇹 :heart_bi: @citro.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/07/2026

[World Cup] Tbh there's still the Euro in two years and perhaps we'll see what they do but eh, if he played at 41 he'll play at 45.

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Citro, also a dork 🇵🇹 :heart_bi: @citro.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/07/2026

[World Cup] I'm going to spend the next 4 years preparing for the insane levels of seething and malding that are gonna happen if Cristiano still plays in 2030, perhaps with his own son. And frankly I think it quite likely. Cristiano is simply too big as a brand for the guy to ever retire and […]

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Citro, also a dork 🇵🇹 :heart_bi: @citro.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/07/2026

My world cup cope is that since no one managed to keep custody of Miku for longer than a single game SHE IS BECOMING SPANISH OLÉ

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Citro, also a dork 🇵🇹 :heart_bi: @citro.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/07/2026

Oh this is such a relief to learn. (asdjsk I'd actually never noticed it before lmao)

The videoclip's end card, which reads NO ROBBIES WERE HARMED DURING THE MAKING OF THIS VIDEO - if you happen to have skipped the video to Rock DJ, during the course of the videoclip Robbie Williams had reached the conclusion that the only way he was going to get the girls attention at the roller skate party was by stripping down to his skeleton. Which he very much did to their major delight.

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Citro, also a dork 🇵🇹 :heart_bi: @citro.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/07/2026

Eroguro girlies (gender neural) I need to know how formative this was to you back in the day. Personally I still flinch watching it but I feel it was formative. www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnO3nijfYmU

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Citro, also a dork 🇵🇹 :heart_bi: @citro.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/07/2026

God imagine if Tarot decks had 67 cards instead of 78, we'd be fucked.

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Citro, also a dork 🇵🇹 :heart_bi: @citro.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/07/2026

Genuinely sad about Portugal not continuing onwards in the World Cup but they were indeed committing to not scoring until the very last minute‪…‬ At a spanish coach’s orientation 🤔 (Jk it’s ok Martinez you’re still a cool dude)

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Citro, also a dork 🇵🇹 :heart_bi: @citro.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/07/2026

THE FUCK WAS THIS!!! THE FUCK WAS THIS!!! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS!!!!!!!!! THE OFFSIDE WAS AT MINUTE 12 ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS FOR REAL FUCKING HELL GOD DAMN ITTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!

A photo of my TV showing that the game was at 18 minutes and 50 seconds of a 10 minute compensation time.

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Citro, also a dork 🇵🇹 :heart_bi: @citro.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/07/2026

IT’S 2 AM IN PORTUGAL AND 3 AM IN CROATIA LET US FUCKING SLEEP

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Citro, also a dork 🇵🇹 :heart_bi: @citro.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/07/2026

Motherfucking hell this Portugal x Croatia game wanted to kill me WHY IS THE FUCKING GAME NOT OVER YET

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Laurent 🫠 @on-code.mastodon.gamedev.place.ap.brid.gy · 29/06/2026

"You already have all the solutions. You just refuse to implement them." by Dimitra Rizou linktr.ee/ahoy_universe

Comic by Dimitra Rizou: a guy is presenting his "genius machine that will find solutions to all the world's problems" to hear the machine replying: "You already have all the solutions. You just refuse to implement them IT JUST NEEDS
to protect the financial interests of the wealthiest 0.001%."

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Citro, also a dork 🇵🇹 :heart_bi: @citro.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/06/2026

Bbno$ is a hell of a show live and if you in any way shape or form enjoy his work and/or were exceedingly online in anime/nerd circles growing up I think you should go see him if he comes near you.

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Citro, also a dork 🇵🇹 :heart_bi: @citro.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/06/2026

I’m making my way through my Cowboy Bebop rewatch and Toys in the Attic made me so hype for my Space Dandy rewatch that’ll come right after this. I’ll also have to put Interstella 5555 and more Ghost in the Shell SAC (plus the 2026 anime) on the docket.

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MAJESTEA 👑🍵 @majestea.pmd.social · 20/06/2026

isnt she wuuuubvvvwwbby // #art #tadc #tadcspoilers #transfemjax

a drawing of jax as a fat little bunny loaf with a bow on her head

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Citro, also a dork 🇵🇹 :heart_bi: @citro.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/06/2026

@lookitmychicken Yes! :D I’m really happy I could help! Warudo itself is also really powerful with what it can do in regards to visual effects and streaming integrations and frankly I’ve barely begun to scratch the surface with it ^^

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Citro, also a dork 🇵🇹 :heart_bi: @citro.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/06/2026

@lookitmychicken Getting it to track was tricky mostly because I’m on Linux so I needed a separate app to send my body tracking data or else I’d be able to just get everything going from Warudo directly I’m pretty sure

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Citro, also a dork 🇵🇹 :heart_bi: @citro.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/06/2026

@lookitmychicken Vroid studio is available on steam but also on a bunch of mobile platforms which makes it easier to change textures directly from a tablet if one wants to ^^ vroid.com/en/studio

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Citro, also a dork 🇵🇹 :heart_bi: @citro.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/06/2026

@lookitmychicken Thank you! It’s a Vroid VRM model so the process to make it was essentially playing around with a turbo charged doll maker (I think I exaggerated the parameters of the border lines of the model and perhaps the ear length but the outfit and hair you see is straight up just an […]

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Citro, also a dork 🇵🇹 :heart_bi: @citro.blorbo.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/06/2026

Tbh it doesn’t feel as responsive to my body’s movements as I’d like specially since the goal is mostly to record the little wiggles I do while vibing to my tunes as I work, but it’s definitely workable. Bonus face tracking only test from before I’d gotten body to work

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