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CitoyenDuMonde

@citoyendumonde.bsky.social
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Key opinion leader and sophisticate. Humbled to have been asked to provide wry, trenchant insights across multiple areas of expertise including politics, popular culture, science and the arts. #humor #satire #politicalsatire

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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
#donroedoctrine #politics #satire #trump Swapping out the dumbass Donroe Doctrine for the Don Ho Doctrine, spreading the aloha spirit across the western hemisphere.
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
#catholicchurchabuse #catholic #atheism It never ends. It's pedophilia all the way down. The Catholic Church is rotten to the core. Time to close up shop. Sell the massive real estate holdings to compensate the victims, house the homeless, and feed the hungry. www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
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Seton Hall abuse investigation stalls after ex-president’s aborted interview
An attorney for former president Joseph Nyre said the New Jersey school is trying to “silence the truth.”
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
#politics #trump #satire #coenbrothers Trump's "permanently pause" is a koan, meant for us to meditate upon to achieve enlightenment. Reminds me of this scene from Raising Arizona. "Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground.": www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF9O...
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Raising Arizona (1987) - Freeze or Get Down
YouTube video by Andy Friedhof
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Dittie @dittie.sheshed.rocks · 17/11/2025
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
#trump #TrumpBoys Bunch of slack-jawed, mouth-breathing dullards. Who would buy crypto from these pinheads? www.forbes.com/sites/zachev...
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
#bees Yellow jacket creeping on honey bee hive and getting repeatedly repelled.
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
#epsteinfiles #trumpisintheepsteinfiles #releasetheepsteinfiles Fantastic, GIGANTIC projection of Trump and Epstein BFF photo on Windsor Castle www.axios.com/2025/09/17/t...
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Photos: Activists beam Trump, Epstein images onto U.K. castle during president's visit
Four people were arrested "on suspicion of malicious communication," British police said.
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
#epstein #releasetheepsteinfiles #trumpisintheepsteinfiles Gift link to a killer WSJ analysis of handwriting, shitty drawing style, vocabulary usage. This Epstein birthday book note was definitely produced by the Donald. www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...
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Exclusive | A Visual Breakdown of the Trump Birthday Letter to Epstein
We analyze the text and drawing long hidden in the birthday book.
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
#releasetheepsteinfiles #epstein I'm not a handwriting expert...fuck that, you don't need to be a handwriting expert. This is clearly his big dumbass signature on the photo (provided by the Epstein estate) that Democrats on the oversight committee just posted to social media.
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
#releasetheepsteinfiles Fantastic summary of the massive, multi-week smokescreen to avoid accountability and protect the president from the Epstein scandal. Also nice, quick silencing of Nigel Farage.
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Mike Greicius @mikegreicius.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
🧪 A clear, thorough debunking of the pseudo-science behind the vaccines-cause-autism movement. The discredited father/son team and their « home laboratory » are a driving force behind RFK JR’s assault on vaccines. The son is now a senior data analyst at HHS. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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Opinion | The Playbook Used to ‘Prove’ Vaccines Cause Autism (Gift Article)
Data can easily be manipulated to show causation that doesn’t exist.
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
#politicalsatire #politics I trust the FBI will also be rounding up the GOP Representatives that fled the Capitol to avoid voting on releasing the Epstein files. I hear Rep. Johnson is in Israel, so he might need to be extradited. www.dallasnews.com/news/politic...
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FBI responds to request for help in finding Texas House Democrats, Sen. John Cornyn says
U.S. Sen. John Cornyn said FBI Director Kash Patel responded to the senator’s Tuesday letter asking the agency to help search for Texas House Democrats.
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
#trump #politics #fpos_potus He has rendered the term "presidential fitness" an oxymoron on multiple levels (physical, cognitive, and moral). www.nytimes.com/2025/07/31/w...
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Trump Is Bringing Back the Presidential Fitness Test
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
#trump #politics #satire I'm reasonably certain this idea was pulled straight from the Idiocracy screenplay. www.cnn.com/2025/07/03/p...
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Trump says he plans to host UFC fight at the White House | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump on Thursday said he plans to host a UFC fight on White House grounds as he kicked off a series of events meant to mark America’s 250th anniversary next year.
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
#satire #politics #hegseth #ice If you doubt Sec Def Hegseth's commitment to lethality and warrior culture than you haven't seen this video where, as a half-in-the-bag Fox and Friends host, he tried to execute a marching band drummer. With an ax. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMrV...
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Fox News host throws ax, hits drummer
YouTube video by CNN
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
#satire #politics Real display of educational excellence at yesterday's Dept. of Education budget hearing as the honorable Senator from Oklahoma, Markwayne Mullin, asks the former WWE CEO and current Education Secretary: “What was we ranked nationally in math and reading in 1979?”
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
#ukraine #politics Nice to see Ukraine kicking some Russki ass. Amazing operation. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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Ukraine Hid Attack Drones in Russia. These Videos Show What Happened Next.
Videos and satellite imagery show how the attack unfolded and its aftermath.
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
#politics #policestate This seems somewhat troubling. Hard to imagine a more dystopia-driving company than Palantir and so not sure I'd like them aggregating all that is known about me and packaging it all up for Dear Leader to peruse. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/t...
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Trump Taps Palantir to Compile Data on Americans
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
#satire #politics Lincoln is the Great Emancipator. Roosevelt helped liberate Europe from the Nazis. But those efforts pale when weighed against Trump's achievement: "We've liberated our troops from divisive and demeaning political trainings," Trump told the 1,002 cadets graduating from West Point.
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
#satire #politics A young crypto prince marches brazenly past the hoi polloi, dreaming of the day (coming soon!) when protests are declared illegal and the poor can be beaten back with one's silver-tipped cane. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/22/u...
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Hundreds Join Trump at ‘Exclusive’ Dinner, With Dreams of Crypto Fortunes in Mind
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
#satire #politics Performative pseudo-piety (hard p on pseudo here for optimal alliteration). www.nytimes.com/2025/05/21/u...
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Pete Hegseth Leads Christian Prayer Service in the Pentagon
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
#satire "RFK Jr. meets with health tech startups, most backed by Andreessen Horowitz" Relieved to see that gazillionaire technodystopian Marc Andreessen's cone-headed, sorry, bone-headed "health tech" investments are getting a fair hearing from JFK Jr's HHS. www.statnews.com/2025/05/20/k...
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
#satire Great beach read: "White Genocide in South Africa" by Elon Musk. This harrowing historical account explores the plight of Afrikaners narrowly escaping white genocide. The author follows these brave refugees as they make a new racist home in America. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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Chicago Sun-Times accused of using AI to create reading list of books that don’t exist
An allegedly ChatGPT-generated article lists fake books by real authors, but outlet says newsroom wasn’t the culprit
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Excited to have a health influencer who quit her Ear, Nose and Throat residency as the new (Not Quite a) Surgeon General! www.mediaite.com/trump/trumps...
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Trump’s New Pick for Surgeon General Dropped Out of Medical Residency and Has an Inactive Medical License
Casey Means, President Trump's nominee for Surgeon General, did not complete her residency and her medical license is currently inactive.
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Anyone who tries to bash the tariffs needs to convince me that Trump's posterboard presentation (with multiple colors for different columns!) wasn't a flawless synthesis of decades of macroeconomic theory. #tariffs #politics #satire
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Probably just a hop, skip, and a jump from displaying mug shots of immigrants on the White House lawn to a return to public executions a la Handmaid's Tale
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Restoring a culture of lethality AND contouring to America's warriors. www.cbsnews.com/news/hegseth... #satire
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Hegseth orders makeup studio installed at Pentagon
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has not given any press briefings in the briefing room but has used the room as a backdrop for TV hits with Fox News.
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Do not let this man near anything fragile. He will destroy it.
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Have you said thank you once? During this entire meeting?
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
You know the measles epidemic is bad when Fox is reporting on it, quoting a CDC scientist and pointing out that massive Doge cuts to CDC have not hindered the federal response. www.foxnews.com/politics/tex...
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Texas measles cases are underreported, response hurt by funding cuts, CDC scientist says
A CDC senior scientist provided an update on the measles outbreak on Tuesday, while taking reporter questions about the agency's response.
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I'd rate the chances that Trump family members made some bank on this sudden surge in the Dow as excellent. If only any watchdogs were left to investigate... #politics #satire
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I am decidedly "tired of winning" at this point. #tariffs #satire
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
This bullshit would not even have earned him a gentleman's C in Macro during his nepo baby days at Wharton. Start figuring out what goods or skills you can trade as we move towards a barter economy.
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Powerful, exhaustive but still concise, summary of the Trump administration's hypocrisy on freedom of speech.
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
As Secretary of Defense, Hegseth has promised to return a culture of "lethality" to the armed forces. Here he demonstrates his qualifications, bringing a culture of lethality to Fox and Friends. #funny #satire youtu.be/pMrVdFnjEjs
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Fox News host throws ax, hits drummer
YouTube video by CNN
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Ossoff summing it up perfectly here.
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
BREAKING NEWS from NYTIMES (he looks so wistful, contemplating what might have been). #funny #satire
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
While I am strongly opposed to "health water entrepreneurs", I don't think they should be disappeared in Salvadorian prisons. I think Trump might be planning to reintroduce Trump Ice and wants to destroy the competition. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a... #politicalsatire #satire
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Canadian entrepreneur detained by ICE sent to Arizona facility in chains, family says
Businesswoman held in ‘inhumane’ conditions over incomplete work visa as family pleads for her release
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Trump is now the Associate Vice Dean of Admissions at Columbia University. Finally, a chance for white people to enjoy the benefits of a private university education! apnews.com/article/colu... #satire #funny
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Trump demands admissions overhaul and influence over academics at Columbia University
The Trump administration has delivered an extraordinary ultimatum to Columbia University, threatening to permanently end federal funding to the school unless it cedes control of an international studi...
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
🧪Would it be worth telling this dingbat that lie detector tests are totally unreliable except on TV shows? Just kidding. Of course it wouldn't. psycnet.apa.org/record/2018-... www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025... #politics
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Kristi Noem names new Ice leadership and vows to punish media ‘leakers’
Homeland security secretary pledges lie detector tests for employees she suspects are passing information to press
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Going out on a limb here, but as a certifiable life coach I am concerned that Elon Musk is overcommitted. Would recommend increased attention to self-care and learning to say "no" more often. #politicalsatire #satire #funny
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
This chuckleheaded, bowl-cut, hay seed of a Congressman looks like a fish gasping its last breath as Mayor Wu eviscerates him. #politicalsatire #funny #satire
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
What would happen if millions of Americans came up 500 bucks short on their taxes this year? Audit risk seems pretty low with 1000s of job cuts at the IRS.
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
It's ok everyone, local mom Kaleigh's decision not to vaccinate her kids was based on "years of her own research". Not sure if she ended up publishing this work or if there's a preprint posted somewhere. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/... #politicalsatire #funny
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Amid West Texas measles outbreak, vaccine resistance hardens
A child has died in an outbreak that has grown to 146 cases.
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Proof for JFK JR's theory that your kid won't get autism if you avoid getting them vaccinated. www.usatoday.com/story/life/h...
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A child has died in the Texas measles outbreak – the first US measles death since 2015
The death, confirmed as a school-age child, is the first measles death in the U.S. since 2015.
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Musk provided his own example for federal workers required to summarize what they did at work last week: -Boatloads of ketamine -Juvenile, tone-deaf appearance with chainsaw -Brain-washed 32 yo employee who believes in transhumanism #politicalsatire #satire
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Who wore it best?
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
And here I'd been thinking all along that Russia started the war! It is time for all red-blooded Americans to support President Putin and his freedom-loving North Korean zombie/Russian prisoner army!
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Trump names new Artistic Advisor to the Kennedy Center's National Symphony Orchestra
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CitoyenDuMonde @citoyendumonde.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Not easy for a president to wrangle two toddlers while simultaneously justifying the dismissal of tens of thousands of federal employees, but Musk managed to do it.
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