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@citizentone.bsky.social
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Vinyl wanker, video game wanker, craft beer wanker, film wanker, gig wanker.

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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is The Witcher 3 Remastered supposed to be free if you own the original game? It’s showing as £17.49 for me..?
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I haven’t seen anyone on my friends list playing the new Wolverine game. Is it really that bad?
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I had no idea. He’s actual Heartman in real life.
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Watched Project Hail Mary. It’s incredibly likeable, but that final half hour makes Return of the King’s 37 endings look elegant.
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Since getting home, all I can think about is how brilliant everything is in Japan and how shit it is here (I had to wait two hours for my suitcase at Heathrow). Anyway, I am going back next year*. (*to Japan, not fucking Heathrow -although I suppose I would have to fly from there, ugh)
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Cheers, Super Mario Brothers. And Princess Daisy/Peach.
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
What’s the worst that can happen?
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Seoul good, man.
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Going on a thirteen-hour flight to China on Friday night. That’s eight or nine hours longer than any flight I’ve ever been on. Does anyone have any top tips for such a journey? My Kindle is loaded with books and my phone is prepped with a bunch of films.
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Preferred it as a one-and-done anyway. It works best because it isn’t a big part of Marvel’s endless fruit salad.
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
So, this week, I watched the new He-Man and have been playing the new(ish) RoboCop game. Huge 1987 energy.
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Not very rousing, but a practical trailer. It’s been so fucking long since the last one, people might’ve forgotten what R-Batz looks like.
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This is such shitty news to start the week. We all love Jurassic Park, but he was peerless at playing absolute bastards and nutcases. Especially surprising, as he just seemed to be the loveliest man in the universe.
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I’m going to Japan next month, so it only felt right to dive back into Assassins Creed Shadows this weekend.
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Assassin's Creed Shadows: Naoe & Yasuke
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I haven’t watched a film in six weeks. Probably the longest period ever for me. Wasn’t deliberate either, just happened.
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I stopped pre-ordering AAA games a while back, and all this GTA VI nonsense reminds me why. Wishlist them and wait until they’re on sale. Of course, that means I haven’t played anything new this year, and there’s still a lot of stuff from 2025 I haven’t played yet. But, you know what? I don’t care.
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Breaking News: Game comes with game included. Definitely a 2026 headline.
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I know I’m years behind everyone else, but just how fucking good is Barry?
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Noho Hank & Bill Hader: It's About To Go Off
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
“Fellas, is it gay to play a video game where you are a womans?”
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Been watching a television programme called Succession, and it’s quite good. Got the kid from Home Alone (no, not that one) and Hannibal Lecter (no, not that one, and not that one either) in it.
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
All those years of me being a stubbornarse not getting Sky have finally paid off because, holy Jesus of fuck, HBO Max is an embarrassment of riches. I don’t think I’ll ever run out of shit to watch on it.
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Was gutted to wake up to this news. Had a brief (and funny/weird) encounter with him at a comic con once. Seemed like a really sweet, gentle and good-humoured guy, so nothing like the brilliantly abrasive characters he is celebrated for. He was just terrific.
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Finished re-playing the main story on Assassin’s Creed Unity over the weekend. It’s a great game and a hugely under-appreciated entry in the series. 18th century Paris still looks and feels stunning, and it’s even more impressive with the recent update.
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I bought GTA V on PS5, only to find out that it doesn’t include the actual game. It’s just the shitty online thing and you have to pay an extra tenner to upgrade. What the actual fuck?
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Currently only £3.74 on PlayStation. I am tempted, as would like to play this again.
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Been to Italy many times, but I’ve never been this time of year, so I’m surprised to learn that February doesn’t exist here. It’s basically late Spring instead.
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Must’ve been Isle of Dogs. Left ten minutes into the film because numerous people brought their screaming newborn babies into it. Years later, I am still baffled by that.
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
These happen to be on sale on PS5 right now (a fiver), so I grabbed them while I could. If only to just replay the old Mega Drive game.
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Thought I was thoroughly jaded with Marvel, and then Wonder Man comes along and it’s damned enjoyable it is.
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I feel like you’d get a lot less out of Fallout season two if you haven’t played New Vegas. Everything is spread quite a bit thinner, there’s a hell of a lot of factions, and enough moving parts to make your head spin.
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
The Catherine O’Hara news prompted me to re-watch the Golden Globes episode of The Studio. Probably the funniest bit of TV in recent memory. Just relentless cringe.
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
What a ridiculous vehicle. If I saw anyone driving that around, I’d automatically assume the driver had a tiny mushroom cock.
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Ooh. I really like this. Classic proper Lara, and not the recent (and much more generic) look for the character.
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Playing Oblivion Remastered. Sean Bean and his horse got stuck to a tree.
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
MERRY KOJIMAS.
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
My top 4 games of 2025: 1) THE ALTERS (PS5) 2) HADES 2 (PC) 3) DEATH STRANDING 2 (PS5) 4) TWO POINT MUSEUM (PC)
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Just misread the sub-title of the new Avatar film as “Fish & Arse”. Avatar: Fish & Arse. I’d probably actually watch that in the cinema.
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Finished The Alters earlier. Or rather: I finished a playthrough of it (it’s the kind of thing that warrants playing several times through sheer experimentation). Honestly, it’s such a brilliant game that achieves the rare feat of doing everything right.
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Loving Terminator 2D, but it’s fucking HARD. Proper old school too, so you get “terminated” and that’s it. Back to the beginning you go.
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Been playing The Alters since the weekend, and am obsessed. Brilliant survival/friendship simulator thing with a mind-blowing sci-fi concept and terrific writing. Probably my game of 2025.
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I haven’t been to the cinema once this year. Generation TikTok and their inability to shut the fuck up for more than 10 seconds has ruined it. But, you know, it’s probably the instant gratification of streaming services that have re-wired their brains to normalise such behaviour.
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I’m not entirely sure what “Call the Midwife” is, but it doesn’t sound very Christmassy.
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Pretending I have a Steam Machine by connecting my PC to the telly and playing Hades 2 as the gods intended.
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
It’s JAWS’ 50th anniversary, and I haven’t watched JAWS this year. So, I am watching JAWS.
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Pluribus: Fucking hell, it’s genius. As soon as you’re engaged with the concept, your imagination works overtime and it’ll reward you for it. Brilliant original sci-fi. And I’m annoyed that I have to wait until Friday for the next episode.
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I thought the whole point of Disney buying out the Fox/Marvel stuff was that they could integrate it all into the MCU. But then they make a Fantastic Four movie set in an entirely separate continuity. Utterly psychopathic stuff.
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Picked up Amnesia: The Bunker for pennies. That creaky engine is really showing its age but, goddamn, it’s effectively scary and unbearably tense. It takes me right back to when I first played the original game years ago.
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Genuinely think all this “Spooktober” bollocks is a load of, well, bollocks. Watch horror films whenever you damn feel like it. Don’t let some arbitrary calendar nonsense dictate otherwise. But.. I watched Dog Soldiers tonight for the first time in 20+ years. And I had a proper blast with it.
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Honestly, the modern popularity of Halo perplexes me a bit. The original was a game-changer in bringing shooters to controllers, which had been unplayable shit until that point, but that’s it. Although we are indebted to its technical influence, it’s a dull, mediocre shooter with rubbish sci-fi.
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Tone @citizentone.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Binge-ing Mr. Scorsese, and it’s magnificent so far. A lot of the stuff I’d read about over the years, but it’s really something to see actual footage and hear people talk about it first hand.
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