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Citizen K | Long Live The King 👑 @citizenkryptik.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

This reply seems especially ironic here considering how often Dems are scorned for not doing things that are precisely performative and yet treated like the definition of substance.

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Citizen K | Long Live The King 👑 @citizenkryptik.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Note to self: never choose Oscar Isaacs. The game will meme you even if it doesn't seem to punish you for it.

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Citizen K | Long Live The King 👑 @citizenkryptik.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The end of the intro to You Can't Do That On Television. Yes, I grew up weaned on Nickelodeon.

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Citizen K | Long Live The King 👑 @citizenkryptik.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Unfortunately, as we've already seen, folks keep expecting Dems to already be doing magic in the minority, and that Dems might not be able to overturn a Veto is already being used as reason to scorn Dems, not focus blame on obstructionist GOPers. Case in point:

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Citizen K | Long Live The King 👑 @citizenkryptik.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Don't you love self-demonstrating replies sometimes?

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Citizen K | Long Live The King 👑 @citizenkryptik.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Think I have the blockbuster formula down pat in this, but still trying to get a real critical darling.

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Citizen K | Long Live The King 👑 @citizenkryptik.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My followup wasn't as good, but I think I know how to make money.

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Citizen K | Long Live The King 👑 @citizenkryptik.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Linked mine in the Op already, but I think my first run did alright

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Citizen K | Long Live The King 👑 @citizenkryptik.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The ability to mangle and misinterpret a single ubiquitous phrase like 'pound for pound' in order to defend what Piker says here and insist on the "America is the most unforgivable evil" is...almost remarkably impressive.

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Citizen K | Long Live The King 👑 @citizenkryptik.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Seems like the right kind of neighborhood to me.

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Citizen K | Long Live The King 👑 @citizenkryptik.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The sheer callousness in his post right after that is already something, but his quote replies later to Dana Houle are just...wow. I really don't know what it is about the Bidens in particular that seem to enrage him, especially considering the GOPers who have the same sins but magnitudes worse.

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Citizen K | Long Live The King 👑 @citizenkryptik.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Man, you know what's kinda hilarious? That Weigel thinks this response acquits him somehow, instead of damns his and the industry's entire worldview. "We wouldn't care about Hunter if it didn't give us a chance to put knives to Joe, because we hates him precious."

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Citizen K | Long Live The King 👑 @citizenkryptik.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Weigel has an axe grind here, clearly. The thing is Hunter Biden has owned up to his problems significantly more than certain other failsons have, and his failings have had far less far reaching national consequences. And even then, Weigel's post is just fucking ghoulish in general.

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Citizen K | Long Live The King 👑 @citizenkryptik.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

And meanwhile, folks are finding ways that they can make it, ultimately, the fault of 'the libs' and 'economic anxiety'.

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Citizen K | Long Live The King 👑 @citizenkryptik.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Ah, but you see, Mike, what they say is always infinitely more important than what they did, and what folks THINK they said is infinitely more important than what they ACTUALLY said!

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Citizen K | Long Live The King 👑 @citizenkryptik.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

One of the amazing things is when folks simply remove themselves from Dems' 'messaging problems', because they want to hack at the Dems whose 'vibes are off' instead of spreading the word they want to hear, and then blame the Dems for somehow failing to get the message across.

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Citizen K | Long Live The King 👑 @citizenkryptik.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Unfortunately, way too many folks instead demand purity punching their way to victory based off completely invented realities, on the belief that sheer conviction and will necessarily trumps numbers and votes, and that Dems are forever the real enemy on that measure.

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Citizen K | Long Live The King 👑 @citizenkryptik.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Unfortunately, no one wants to hear that no matter how true it is, they'll always find some bar that Dems have failed to meet that proves have done "nothing at all".

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Citizen K | Long Live The King 👑 @citizenkryptik.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

That this is a legit reply chain on there just depresses the hell out of me.

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Citizen K | Long Live The King 👑 @citizenkryptik.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

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Citizen K | Long Live The King 👑 @citizenkryptik.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

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Citizen K | Long Live The King 👑 @citizenkryptik.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam or Alice In Chains.

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Citizen K | Long Live The King 👑 @citizenkryptik.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

You know, I figure I might try this, even if I doubt I'll get many bites.

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Citizen K | Long Live The King 👑 @citizenkryptik.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Found it! Credit to Twistwood, who created it off this prompt:

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Citizen K | Long Live The King 👑 @citizenkryptik.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Gotta love how folks, when presented examples of media being uniquely hostile and mendacious toward Dems, will insist, "If Dems just brute forced the media then the media would of course be just as beholden to them as they are to Repubs!" And like...what world has that ever been true?

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Citizen K | Long Live The King 👑 @citizenkryptik.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

It's really impressive when self-demonstrative replies just offer themselves up like this...

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Citizen K | Long Live The King 👑 @citizenkryptik.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Man, what is that line again? "When you're used to privilege, equality feels like oppression"? Seems relevant here...

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Citizen K | Long Live The King 👑 @citizenkryptik.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Welp, it happened, someone came out and said outright that politics really DOES happen at the speed of posting. (I want to give grace for the possibility of sarcasm, but the post construction and timeline don't suggest so...)

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Citizen K | Long Live The King 👑 @citizenkryptik.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Unfortunately, I'm not so sure it was sarcastic, or at least in the way that gives Dems any grace.

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Citizen K | Long Live The King 👑 @citizenkryptik.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Unfortunately, his reply here seems to suggest he was sincere in laying at Dems' feet, even after being reminded that Dems have *tried* and keep getting negative political dividends for their efforts.

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Citizen K | Long Live The King 👑 @citizenkryptik.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

I'm not gonna lie...this particular "Shot / Chaser" example is something that makes my eye twitch.

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Citizen K | Long Live The King 👑 @citizenkryptik.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Feel like I need to repost this in light of some posts popping up, like this one. Apparently, actually passing and renewing a law isn't "codifying"

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Citizen K | Long Live The King 👑 @citizenkryptik.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Don't you love it when people live down to your expectations?

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Citizen K | Long Live The King 👑 @citizenkryptik.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Remember this scene in Guardians of then Galaxy? This is my attitude toward the USA. Yes, it has far too much red in its ledger. But that's reason to want it to be better. Not to claim that it was always bad and thus deserves to burn nor to erase the good, idealistic parts of its foundations

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Citizen K | Long Live The King 👑 @citizenkryptik.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

The movie was crap, but the soundtrack was top shelf. I waffle between this and Mortal Kombat as the top Soundtrack of the 90s

Cover of the "Godzilla:The Album" soundtrack

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Citizen K | Long Live The King 👑 @citizenkryptik.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Gotta love folks with a sober conception of how the government works, and the absolute insistence that one wrong plus one one completely unrelated wrong necessarily makes a right.

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Citizen K | Long Live The King 👑 @citizenkryptik.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Because Murc's Law is god. And being a sketchy dude with zero credentials and a tattoo he claimed no knowledge about for nearly two decades is less of a sin than being old and 'establishment liberal'. And of course 'libs should know better so of course it's their fault'.

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Citizen K | Long Live The King 👑 @citizenkryptik.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Meanwhile, folks are still out hear taking Axios reports on what Dems say or do at face value, as a means to damn Dems...

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Citizen K | Long Live The King 👑 @citizenkryptik.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

What we have here are two sides of why Trump gets away with what he does: 1) treating his corruption as 'secret genius' as if he wasn't explicitly normalized by enablers, and 2) folks acting like he's really a paper tiger that Dems refuse to fight, therefore making THEM the real monsters responsible

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Citizen K | Long Live The King 👑 @citizenkryptik.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

It's amazing that this is the kind of reply something this blase gets. Defeatism and doom cosplaying as revolutionary righteousness and radical action

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Citizen K | Long Live The King 👑 @citizenkryptik.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Someone in the replies LITERALLY claiming Hillary did universal healthcare wrong on purpose back in the 90s to derail it because liberals hate the people and all things good. At some point the hatred of liberals is axiomatic and backfills any explanation for the world they have.

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Citizen K | Long Live The King 👑 @citizenkryptik.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Doesn't matter because Schumer has already been designated as a betrayer. So either he walks back, or if he actually follows through, it's onlly because he was scared by the power of REAL heroes rather than because he actually meant to. Dem'd if you do, Dem'd if you don't. You lose either way

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Citizen K | Long Live The King 👑 @citizenkryptik.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

This? This shit is what I meant by "believing in the better angels of the GOP" The GOP is the architect of this shit, and yet somehow the Dems are being held more accountable for not being perfect party line vote? For not finding mythic defectors from the GOP that were surely there if Dems "tried"?

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Citizen K | Long Live The King 👑 @citizenkryptik.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Everything must necessarily be the Dems' fault in the end, Example #500383333

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