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CitizenJer @citizenjer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Blair Witch Project at Camera One in San Jose. People were freaking the f out and no one really knew what was going on. I don’t really love that movie but I’m protective of it because of that theater experience.

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CitizenJer @citizenjer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It’s Roll the Bones for me, but I’ve also spent the entirety of my Rush fandom pretending Caress of Steel doesn’t exist so I feel you.

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CitizenJer @citizenjer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I think Metallica’s first 4 albums (arguably Black album as well) make them top tier. That said, I haven’t listened to Kill Em All in decades and really don’t miss it.

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CitizenJer @citizenjer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I randomly thought of that movie last week. First time in 35 years! Reminds me that I’ve never tried to make a sambuca milkshake

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CitizenJer @citizenjer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I actually think it’s working quite well

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CitizenJer @citizenjer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

While Jack Black is perfect right out of the gate and manages to achieve an even higher level by the end, the movie should have ended with Rob spending the next 5 years getting his shit together and then becoming worthy of Laura. Feel like Gross Pointe Blank nailed the redemption arc better.

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CitizenJer @citizenjer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Finally got around to Barbarian last night, so I understand this reference.

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CitizenJer @citizenjer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

My nana gave me a bond when I was in the 5th grade. Do I need to be worried?

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CitizenJer @citizenjer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Let me be clear. This department will not rest until we find the missing fourth Citizen Cider.

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CitizenJer @citizenjer.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Dearest Martha - It has now been 6 weeks since the head of Procter & Gamble said something vaguely laudatory about the book by Ibram X Kendi. Our provisions as well as our morale are at an all time low. Though our children refuse to acknowledge me, please tell them that I fight this fight for them.

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CitizenJer @citizenjer.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Eady can’t really make her degree in graphic design pay off, so she’s forced to take a job in a bookstore in Pre-Heat.

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CitizenJer @citizenjer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Early Red Hot Chili Peppers song: Zeeba greeba zippadee zam Late Red Hot Chili Peppers song: Flip flop flippity hibbidy zam When you’re in California

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CitizenJer @citizenjer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Where will they strike next? Kingman? Barstow? San Bernardino?

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CitizenJer @citizenjer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Also, Scorpions: Lovedrive, Animal Magnetism, Blackout

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CitizenJer @citizenjer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I’d tack on Black Celebration and Music for the Masses as well

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CitizenJer @citizenjer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

BM&tW: Catch a Fire, Burnin’, Natty Dread

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CitizenJer @citizenjer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

As a white kid who grew up in the burbs on the west coast, I am extremely unqualified to write about this album, and yet I would spend every hour of that month trying to do it justice.

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CitizenJer @citizenjer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

The ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-baby in Peace Dog alone is better than she sell sanctuary

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CitizenJer @citizenjer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

My sense is that appreciation for the Beastie Boys is fairly universal and I would still say that they are criminally underrated.

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CitizenJer @citizenjer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I mean, you had to before they put them back in ‘the vault’

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CitizenJer @citizenjer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I got California (where I’ve lived my entire life) and George Soros, who the Right thinks is my hero anyway…

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CitizenJer @citizenjer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Every single person in the Freedom 90 video

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CitizenJer @citizenjer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I feel like if my folks had been paying attention in the first place, they would have been concerned about The G(h)et(t)o Boys’ ‘Making Trouble’

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CitizenJer @citizenjer.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

One day you’ll walk right out of this life And then you’ll wonder why you didn’t try

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CitizenJer @citizenjer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Debut is perfect. Fair Warning is 10/10 for different reasons.

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CitizenJer @citizenjer.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Green ring pops so he can do a little sleight of hand with Green Lantern’s power ring. Then they both laugh. And kiss.

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CitizenJer @citizenjer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I’ve only seen the first three and Bottle Rocket is far and away my favorite.

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Evan Urquhart @evanurquhart.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

It's not appropriate for cis people to say that trans people are too alarmed, or that certain trans writers are irresponsibly causing trans people to think the sky is falling. I want to take some time in this 🧵 to write personally about how my skies have fallen.

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CitizenJer @citizenjer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Gregg Araki’s Wallace and Gromit

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CitizenJer @citizenjer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Vince Neil after a round of GLP-1

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CitizenJer @citizenjer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

When’s he gonna do something about the Prussians is what I wanna know

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CitizenJer @citizenjer.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Mac AND cheese? Must be nice!

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CitizenJer @citizenjer.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

You’ve surfed your last butthole

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CitizenJer @citizenjer.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

You’ve threatened your last minor

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CitizenJer @citizenjer.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Why vote for someone willing to fight to restore Roe when you can vote for someone willing to fundraise off of vague promises to restore Roe?

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CitizenJer @citizenjer.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

I mean, they’re simultaneously running this article so we still don’t gotta hand it to them… www.nytimes.com/2026/06/17/o...

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Opinion | We Liked Remote Work. Then We Looked at the Data.

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CitizenJer @citizenjer.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Going to see Rush was my most dad-coded thing this month, although my kids weren’t (and would never in a million years be) there with me

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CitizenJer @citizenjer.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I just celebrated the reduction of our car insurance bill. It had been higher for a few years after I sheared the drivers side mirror off the rental car leaving the resort parking garage to take my daughters to a ‘cheap crap’ store so they could buy souvenirs in Hawaii.

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CitizenJer @citizenjer.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

I especially like the ones whose assholishness is inversely proportional to their talent or value as a star. Like Van Morrison is a dick, but he gets to be a dick. If you’re most known for a 3-episode character arc on Step By Step, be nice to EVERYONE.

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CitizenJer @citizenjer.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Happiness is a warm gun: a Bulletproof (I wish I was) Mystery

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