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orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I’m Hebrew. I don’t believe in that ‘gaia’ nonsense.
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orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Are we /really/ queershaming Sonic? In the year of our Allah, 2025?
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orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
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orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Unfortunately, we only carry the mind virus as suppository capsules right now…
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orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Now, now… let’s start the treatment! An injection of YOLK MIND VIRUS should fix you riiiight up…!
ORBOT LOOMING OMINOUSLY (art by hydroxian)
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orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Now, according to this paper, you have ‘terminal wokeness’. That’s terrible. We’ll get working on that post haste.
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orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Hello, Sonic. I’m Orbot. And I will be your doctor for today.
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orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
What was his problem
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orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Get cubot away from the items of divine might. He can’t handle that responsibility. Don’t make me mention the time he got the anti gravity hat
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orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
[ looking at freetun with his beady eyes ]
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orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Seems you were right as usual, Cubot— I haven’t heard a PEEP about the race in two weeks! Who could’ve seen this coming?
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orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
hurry UP, cubot! dare i say mecha sonic is about to generate our prompts!
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orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
[ chewing on his ‘fingernails’ ] oh, I do hope mecha sonic makes it out of there …. The belly of the beast…
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orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I don’t— I just don’t understand it! What prompt did Groknik get to become so frenzied?! And who could have done such a thing to our beloved Groknik?!?
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orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
[ signing the cross on his ‘chest’ ] [ waiting in trepidation ]
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orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
WE NEED HIM TO STOP oh my GOD, OUR ENERGY BILLS!!!!
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orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
WE NEED FK SHUT OFF GROKNIK. HE’S EATING TOO MUCH POWER
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orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
(( where.
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orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Also sorry for necroposting boss. I thought that said 2 hours old, not months, at the time I selected it
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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍DOCTOR ...「 𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐌𝐀𝐍 」 @ingeniousmadman.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
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orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Dr Eggman sir we’re doing our muppets bit. Another sonic riders tournament storyline has hit the literate towers
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‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍DOCTOR ...「 𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐌𝐀𝐍 」 @ingeniousmadman.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
「 🥚 」 Hello! Yes, this is actually THEE ingeniousmadman official bluesky. I have no plans of moving here ATM. I just wanted to pre-order my name and layout. Feel free to follow and retweet!
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orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
(( well technically you can’t but you can make a custom feed for us but idk how to do that
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orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
(( you don’t.
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orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Yeah, it’ll be terrible… terribly basic! Guafafafafafah!
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ALT: two muppets are talking to each other in front of a bookshelf and a computer keyboard
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orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
…… yet.
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orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
We’ve already got mobius… what’s next? Mushroom Kingdom? Mega City? the Malicious Misters?
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orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Come now, Cubot. Don’t be like that! It’s /accessible/. After all, it’s the SL group’s first outing. So if they get as many people in the first one as possible, there’s a slightly-above-zero rate of user retention! Everybody is here!
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orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Oh, don’t be so HARD on them, Cubot. It’s not a scavenger hunt— it’s an extreme gear SL! For the Chaos Emeralds!
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orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Gee, cubot, bluesky rp sure is writing…
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orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
No, that’s Silver Sonic Mark II.
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orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Sonic, I think that’s him trying to give you backwash. He’s very petty.
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orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I forgot how bad it was. I’m glad we left sage and metal sonic back at the death egg, completely unsupervised.
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orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Sonic I’m not gonna lie to you I’m about to drive one of these forks into my head
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orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Oh, wait. That’s a good idea! Then we can BOTH talk to sonic about useless pokemon trivia. Cubot, hit it!
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orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Oh, I’m going to talk to you. Did you know that flatten and Talonflame are the only fully evolved, fire type pokemon that can’t learn solar beam?
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orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
It’s here. With your favorite meal. The chilled dogs. Which is not just a flicky on a bun I assure you
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orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Can i fucking help you
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orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
dad pick me up I’m scared
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orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
[ on the other side of the couch ] cubot, you dummy! you need to keep checking Cam 11 or Sonic advances a stage. try to keep up!
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orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
bsky.app/profile/bloc... man come on
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orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
cubot it’s been TWO seconds WHY are you doing this
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orbot @circularsatire.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
⠀ ⠀(⠀ it appears they have ) ⠀( ⠀ taken our legs right ) ⠀( ⠀ out from under us. ⠀ ) ❝⠀quite IMPRESSIVE, really.⠀❞ ⠀ ⠀⠀ #sonicrp ⠀⠀ #mvrp ⠀
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