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ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social @ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social · 21h

I thought tolerating them this entire time proved the lengths patriots for free expression could maintain composure, yet somehow survive to fight another day. Election day just might ring the starting bell of Round 1, turns out. Let's get ready to rumble...

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ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social @ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'm pretty sure that is a misprint... I think they wanted to perform, "CashPrance, Re-Teed.

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ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social @ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Aren't we all just a little sick of winning so much?

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ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social @ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Boy, can you imagine how many lash-erations we'd have to hand out for our heinously insulting leadership on social media? Johnny, rosin up your bow...

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ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social @ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It's a hard thing, once your last bottle and glass are empty and you suddenly feel compelled to let the gnashing ghosts in the closet grab the intercom... "Kid Rock Bottom" man... that's a tragic wince-fest to have witnessed, and definitely not one for the squeamish.

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ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social @ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Wait, wha? I thought that podium was "manufactured outrage"? Man, I can't keep up...

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ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social @ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I wonder how he'll think about "insurrectionists" when they start climbing the scaffolding for him... And if his ballroom bunker is built by any of the same people who already ruined have of the White House, it should be like storming through Swiss cheese.

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ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social @ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

And if you are in line and come across a monitor lizard or two lounging around... Make 'em watch you eat a bag of Tuesday Tacos as their tongues hang limp.

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ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social @ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Cultured pearls borne from the diseased hand of Depravity.

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ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social @ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Well, displaying arms, no matter which photo you choose is sort of a loaded question. I'll take Michelle's guns any day.

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ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social @ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Create an emergency?... This jamoke is litter-ally, a perpetual sh-emergency machine.

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ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social @ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I guess jerking Satan around has its drawbacks...

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ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social @ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If anyone knows what a failed state is, it's got to be this Horton-Hears-A-Poo! summa cum laude wiener.

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ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social @ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I've been saying for years now that I'd like to see this tool "bite it hard"... But man, this is buttered-popcorn-on-the-couch, binge worthy.

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ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social @ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I think we've had our fill of four squares a day, soldiers...

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ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social @ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Man, I always wondered what happened to that sunken-eyed soul crusher... Pesky little devil...

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ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social @ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Well, 6 hours of continuous "Bowling For Rubles" might provide some insight...

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ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social @ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Meet the poster child for "Historically Bad"... Yay.

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ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social @ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Gee, three more people don't have to watch him snooze out another shit stain...

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ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social @ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Sheesh... the one place the dude DOESN'T want to plant that God awful name on. You can't win with some people... oh, wait.

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ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social @ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

She'll definitely need a cross and double-fist about 5 bags of sour patch kids past those salamis....

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ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social @ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I dunno, I've never eaten a hotjowl, and I have no intention of starting now... Maybe that sort of epicurian slops down on a tray at da Baller lunch line, but in Sane City that is just too much facial hair to fork over.

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ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social @ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I'm sure there's gotta be some equally well done show out there that's un-woke and inoffensive to the haters... maybe it's on her local station over there at WAAH-86.

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ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social @ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Took his legs right out from under him, man... nice!

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ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social @ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

1. When Gordon Lightfoot sails back on the Edmund Fitzgerald, looking for his damned Gitche Gumee. 2. If by alive, do you mean not cryogenically frozen and rolled in tobacco leaves under the plantation porch?

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ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social @ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Sure, because using "Canada" and "unfriendly" in the same sentence makes absolute sense... And not that there aren't friendly Russians, but the ones at the top are literally frenemied hatchet men within their own collective.

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ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social @ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

As soon as this dip shit leaves the planet (not soon enough), every wall he tried so desperately to throw his dysentery diaper against to see what sticks will be washed over and restored. So he'll finally make it as one of those flunky monarchs... one where survivors removed his crap from history.

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ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social @ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Back in the day, eyebrow pencils used to be a thing worth noting.

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ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social @ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

That graphic just screams, "Peace, Brother"...

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ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social @ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

It'll take decades, a ton of "un-brainwashing", and a return to an overall general regard for love and humanity... Or aliens show up and fold the fabric of our time suits like there's no tomorrow.

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ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social @ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

If you really want to go off the deep end, there's something even more metaphoric if you consider "reflecting" may hold water.

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ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social @ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I heard the cost of diapers has gone through the roof... so yeah, sorta smells like a small victory there.

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ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social @ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

If only some tartar-sauced blood clot would break free with the same swift conviction...

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ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social @ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

To be reviled for scampering off your futon, wrapped in olive-drab Cosplay gear, emerging out black-out drapes stretched between water pipes, jack-booting up narrow cellar stairs, past your mother who thinks it's too hot out to be wearing metal gloves, and out the door to exact hate. Crazy times.

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ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social @ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I see why, in this particular example, "Ass Kissing" might have been a bit too much of an explosive exposé for us serial wincers... Your restraint sir, is graciously admirable.

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ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social @ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

The name should be split in half. Northern Half: Like, What A Douché ↓ Southern Half : Lake America

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ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social @ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

In some border states it's known as the "Wig McGaucho"...

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ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social @ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

3. You're hiding Mitch McConnell in a root cellar...

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ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social @ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Man, I knew I saw this dude somewhere before!

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ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social @ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Can't they extensively test these things on themselves so we can validate the "no marks" claim? Not that I'm into watching a bunch of cellar mooches practice "choke the chicken"... but as a preventative measure I might feign some mild interest.

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ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social @ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

The Beatle's "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" grosses around $12 million a year in the US. The gross handhold has just had to money-launder itself way, way, way past those sort of figures... I wouldn't be putting that talon next to anything you're about to scoop down your craw either, Birdlips.

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ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social @ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Myth says detractors tried killing Rasputin with poison, beatings, then attempted drowning before he was finally cornered and fatally shot (twice). They wrapped him up in a rug and tossed him in the Neva River. We got a packet of Rally Ketchup, a dried-out Reflecting "Pool", and listless pursuers.

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ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social @ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Hardy Har Har... wait til they "discover" he's got quite a lively, one-eyed bifurcated tail bunched up under those sheets.

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ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social @ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Or hold one to dear life with a sno-cone in front of one of the eighty Data Center turbines nextdoor...

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ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social @ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Not to sound like a know-it-all sir, but Pinky Herman would be only 74 next week... and like Mitch McConnell, he's holed up and out of the way somewhere.

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ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social @ciphaerialkrill.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Because that's the Republican credo... more Government intervention.

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