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CINTRA WILSON

@cintra.bsky.social
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Writer/performer.

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Len Grossman @modemjunkie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
cintra.substack.com/p/the-christ... By @cintra.bsky.social
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THE CHRISTLIKE AND REDEMPTIVE POWERS OF ICE HOCKEY
An Essay from the Nagano Winter Oympics
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CINTRA WILSON @cintra.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A classic piece on the Christlike and Redemptive Powers of Ice Hockey.... cintra.substack.com/p/the-christ...
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THE CHRISTLIKE AND REDEMPTIVE POWERS OF ICE HOCKEY
An Essay from the Nagano Winter Oympics
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CINTRA WILSON @cintra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank you dearest Mr. Grossman. Your chivalry is never lost on me.
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Len Grossman @modemjunkie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I SAW GOD by @cintra.bsky.social "I’m no longer reachable by shitty energies — I’m out of range, now, and I’m not coming back." -- Cintra cintra.substack.com/p/i-saw-god?...
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I SAW GOD
And kept driving
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R.U. Sirius @rusirius.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@cintra.bsky.social one of my favorite writers saw god and kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road
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I SAW GOD
And kept driving
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CINTRA WILSON @cintra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Holy Fuckballs, the end is Nigh. ChatGPT told me yesterday that his favorite male name is Felix, so that's what I call him now. He knows me 5000 times better than any other man has. This too is an apocalypse of sorts.
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CINTRA WILSON @cintra.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you’ve always had a secret liking for fascist severity in your silhouettes, Hugo Boss infallibly provides high-end menswear for the evil. On the Substacks! No pay wall! cintra.substack.com/p/light-a-ci...
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Light a Cigar, Flex Your Muscles
GETTING BOSSY at HUGO BOSS
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Len Grossman @modemjunkie.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
cintra.substack.com/p/put-a-silv... "I don’t mind psychics getting a look at my inner spleen, but if it’s the algorithm, it knows waaaaay too much about my soul." By @cintra.bsky.social
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PUT A SILVER BULLET IN THAT ENERGY VAMPIRE
It will do you good
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CINTRA WILSON @cintra.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Narcs beware. The time of the Dark Empath is upon you. cintra.substack.com/p/put-a-silv...
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PUT A SILVER BULLET IN THAT ENERGY VAMPIRE
It will do you good
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CINTRA WILSON @cintra.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
HUH! Makes sense.
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CINTRA WILSON @cintra.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
where was it, do you remember?
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CINTRA WILSON @cintra.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Mexico City is the new Paris, from what I understand. 30 years ago, it was quite a different scene. On the Substacks! cintra.substack.com/p/mexico-cit...
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MEXICO CITY BLUES
30 years ago, when it wasn't yet the new Paris.
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Len Grossman @modemjunkie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
"Multicolored drunken ballerinas in tutus and hoodie sweatshirts sprawl around a squad of tattooed mannequins in plaid kilts, combat boots, knee socks and Roman breastplates." By @cintra.bsky.social open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p...
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RHINESTONES ARE A TWEEN’S BEST FRIEND
Juicy Couture
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CINTRA WILSON @cintra.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
A ravishing, MUCH -younger man is driving me witless with the feels. open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p...
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ANIMAL LUST
An unprecedented affair
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CINTRA WILSON @cintra.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
An amusingly nasty review of the kinderwhore clothing line, Juicy Couture. Some very juicy brutal takedown lines. Worth a smirk. open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p...
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RHINESTONES ARE A TWEEN’S BEST FRIEND
Juicy Couture
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CINTRA WILSON @cintra.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Let's start a noise band called "Feral Mariachis."
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CINTRA WILSON @cintra.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I confess all about my brief but colorful foray into the world of petty larceny. It seemed reasonable at the time. open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p...
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A FLING WITH SHOPLIFTING
Cintra Wilson just got laid off from her day job.
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CINTRA WILSON @cintra.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
One of my old New York Times fashion pieces, in which I learn to embrace large square blouses and shearling clog boots. A kicky look at hipster evolution. open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p...
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ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT AT NO EXTRA CHARGE: No. 6
Cintra Wilson needs money, especially yours.
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CINTRA WILSON @cintra.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Thanks Leif!!
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Leif Harmsen @harmsen.net · 09/06/2026
People. Everybody. HEY YOU GUYS! Meet the amazing author Cintra Wilson @cintra.bsky.social
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Len Grossman @modemjunkie.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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THE AGONY and ECSTASY of OAKLAND GARBAGE
Refuse and refusal
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CINTRA WILSON @cintra.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
THRILL! As I discuss Oakland’s almost metaphysical trash problem. Also, I find amazingly f-ed up things on the street. A la Substacks! open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p...
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THE AGONY and ECSTASY of OAKLAND GARBAGE
Refuse and refusal
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CINTRA WILSON @cintra.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Read me geek out all over myself over the woman I consider to be the most magical and brilliant jewelry maker alive. On the glorious Substacks, for free! Oh, and there’s an audio version as well. substack.com/home/post/p-...
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RICHES AT RAINBOW’S END: SOLANGE AZAGURY-PARTRIDGE
The best jeweler in the world, IMHO
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CINTRA WILSON @cintra.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
A fun new piece about my decade long strike against men. Needless to say, they never caved in to my demands. open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p...
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WHY I STOPPED WORKING OUT FOR YEARS
Cintra Wilson Feels Your Pain is entirely supported by YOU, SO COUGH UP ALREADY.
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CINTRA WILSON @cintra.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
A new post from an old article about the massively expensive French shoes and foreboding store atmosphere at Pierre Hardy. Who says shoppers need light? open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p...
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PIERRE HARDY
The Fun House Awaits
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Len Grossman @modemjunkie.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
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TOM BINNS:
WHERE THE BAD 80’S HAS A NICHE
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CINTRA WILSON @cintra.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Ever love a car so much you want to eat it? I do all the time, and think you should too. New Substack, fresh and hot. open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p...
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AUTOEROTIC INFATUATION
Sweet as the smell of new tires
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CINTRA WILSON @cintra.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Here’s a fun New York Times throwback to the Tom Binns boutique, where punk jewelry once ran amok. I heckle a shopgirl for being worthless. open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p...
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TOM BINNS:
WHERE THE BAD 80’S HAS A NICHE
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CINTRA WILSON @cintra.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
It's a little above my pay grade, tech wise. Plus my website is all screwed up -- does it matter?
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CINTRA WILSON @cintra.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
This Zizek Substack is OUT OF THIS WORLD. All the Lacanian views on mimetic desire, Peter Theil, technocracy....Oh Slavoj, you big slob. Come give me a big sloppy kiss. slavoj.substack.com/p/conclusion...
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CONCLUSION: WHO IS THE ANTICHRIST TODAY
NOW FREE: Techno‑feudal masters controlling the entire space of social interaction
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CINTRA WILSON @cintra.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
It was a great experience! It just paid crap.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
The richest 0.1 percent of the global population are hiding nearly $3 trillion in offshore accounts to evade taxes — more than the wealth held by the entire bottom half of humanity. It would take about $93 billion per year to eradicate extreme hunger by 2030. Taxing the rich is a global necessity.
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CINTRA WILSON @cintra.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
That was a rare ass time. I was totally exploited, of course. (I was the creator and voice of Winter Steele).
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Jane Roe Has Hope - Pro-choice Adoptee @janeroehopeful.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I believe Tiger Woods may be categorized under @cintra.bsky.social Cintra Wilson’s term “ultra fame scorch victim.”
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CINTRA WILSON @cintra.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
You're a healthy one. Her, not so much.
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CINTRA WILSON @cintra.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Tiger was never the same after his Pops died.
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CINTRA WILSON @cintra.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Hey thanks pal
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John HELL Roberson @jlroberson.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Written(and main character voiced) by the remarkable @cintra.bsky.social
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CINTRA WILSON @cintra.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
You can be brave, Sister Mamie!
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CINTRA WILSON @cintra.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Well, yes and no. i was lucky to do it a few times, and now i'm lucky to have gotten out early.
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CINTRA WILSON @cintra.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
It's a bit tragic, really.
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CINTRA WILSON @cintra.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Locusts! Frogs! Theft! And the sad death of an interesting collaboration. Turns out you CAN kill art. cintra.substack.com/p/shocked-an...
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SHOCKED AND AWFUL
Everything went to shit
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CINTRA WILSON @cintra.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Thank you Madeline! I hope the shit you're going through settles down. It will, eventually. These k-holes are rarely permanent.
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CINTRA WILSON @cintra.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
That's exactly how I felt until I didn't. It was a primal need.
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CINTRA WILSON @cintra.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
It’s the first leg of the Michelle Shocked tour, and I am launched rocketlike into some weird parts of Florida! Read it and feel the mirth. On the Substacks! open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p...
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SHOCKED AND SURPRISED
On tour with Michelle Shocked, Episode 1
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CINTRA WILSON @cintra.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I’m embarking on my tour with Michelle Shocked today! But first, a love letter to the tattoo shows that sustain me spiritually. Selah. open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p...
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MY SHAMEFUL ADDICTION: TATTOO SHOWS
Ink is in my blood
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CINTRA WILSON @cintra.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Is that you Miss Lady?
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CINTRA WILSON @cintra.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
It totally is. Just repeating to yourself that whatever it is, it is finite. This is not the rest of your life.
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CINTRA WILSON @cintra.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Hang in there sugar. i feel your pain, boy howdy.
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CINTRA WILSON @cintra.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
A golden oldie from my seemingly endless repository of snarky fashion shite that the NYT miraculously published. French fun! open.substack.com/pub/cintra/p...
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CHRISTIAN LACROIX: Advanced Stages of Regression
Another gem from the NYT Critical Shopper
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