Matt @cinematt.bsky.social · 1hLove that this could have just been a fun relatively small movie that got some awards buzz but they had to cast Tom Cruise and spend a gajillion dollars on marketing to find out people don’t like him much anymore they just had franchise nostalgia. 010
Matt @cinematt.bsky.social · 1hBasically if you can find yourself a copy of this 800 page absolute unit of a book then do it. 021
Matt @cinematt.bsky.social · 2hHe made such a scene the whole studio was talking about him, so Kurosawa went to take a look, and saw something he liked because he was just trying to hide his vulnerability with bravado. Guy was just born to do it, the cheeky angry rascal. 111
Matt @cinematt.bsky.social · 2hBut he’d arrange photo shoots with guys that wanted a picture to send home, dressing them up in flight gear and sneaking over to planes. Charged them, of course. Nearly flunked his audition at Toho because he just got angry when they asked him to cry, and then stared out the panel. 111
Matt @cinematt.bsky.social · 2hReading a biography of Mifune and love that every story about him is just ‘yeah, that tracks’ He basically survived the war because he kept trying to fight his superiors so never got promoted to fly planes. His photography knowledge kept him on the ground developing recon photos for maps. 131
Matt @cinematt.bsky.social · 9hTicket secured for Godzilla Minus Zero at the BFI IMAX.static.klipy.comGodzilla Stands on a CliffALT: Godzilla Stands on a Cliff 000
Matt @cinematt.bsky.social · 11hIs easy. You just have to put the kernels in and then Godzilla nukes them. 010
Matt @cinematt.bsky.social · 11hOh wow, I had totally forgotten they existed, and this is one of the few ways I am happy to be reminded of them. 000
Matt @cinematt.bsky.social · 13hOh I know, I’ll compare him to our most beloved national symbol, literally the one thing nobody hates, the one where they made a movie where he’s voiced by a gay guy and it’s about being nice and 20 stone builders with England tattoos will tell you is the actually really good, that will show him. 000
Matt @cinematt.bsky.social · 13hAlso the systems that detect AI are also AI so they’re just as prone to total bullshit answers. Running the same samples through different AI checkers will give wildly different results. 100
Matt @cinematt.bsky.social · 22hstatic.klipy.comBaby You Got A Stew Goin'ALT: Baby You Got A Stew Goin' 110
Matt @cinematt.bsky.social · 22hThat dude was so gutted he was travelling with his wife. “Yes honey, terrible behaviour, I’ll call someone immediately. You’ll have to tell them what’s going on though because I am definitely not looking.” 010
Matt @cinematt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Got me a new medical diagnosis and discovered the internet is fucking useless now. It’s a Wikipedia page, the official website of some charity that deals with it, and 73 billion contradictory AI generated articles whose advice might kill you. That’s all that’s left. 010
Matt @cinematt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026www.melonfarmers.co.uk/bbfc_cuts_sc...melonfarmers.co.ukScream: Detailed MPAA cuts Scream: Detailed MPAA cuts 000
Matt @cinematt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Top Gun is a right wing wank fest that jizzes confetti like a 4th of July parade. If you can overlook that and enjoy the movie you can overlook the politics of one of its actors. 1110
Matt @cinematt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Couldn’t give a shit about their tat but the second they release an uncut version I’d buy it. Bought a friend the Japanese DVD as a present before I had a player myself, and they still have it to this day because it hasn’t been replicated. 200
Matt @cinematt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Dunno about that. Councils love an excuse to shuffle money between departments and move it out of ringfenced spending. 000
Matt @cinematt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This very much depends on if you’re putting the cheese on the other item, as with the tuna melt, or if you’re putting something on top of the grilled cheese, like bacon bits. In the former case he is totally right, but the latter is still grilled cheese. 010
Reposted by Mattpriscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026awed by the marketing for The Devils, by the way. they made a standee for it out of real tile - it screams "confess" when people walk by, and it weighs 666 lbs 918524
Matt @cinematt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Haha guessing he didn’t screen The Devils before he signed it off then. 000
Matt @cinematt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Sam Altman should accept some bad things happening to Sam Altman for the benefit of the world. 120
Matt @cinematt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’m happy I was there for the 2000s internet, before social media devided us and apps took the infinite space and made it a tiny window. It was a magical time. AI is a huge acceleration into the abyss of shitty internet. The further I retreat from new technology the more I seem to enjoy my days. 010
Matt @cinematt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Tremors, Jaws, and Nope, are the land, sea, and sky trilogy of the same movie. 052
Matt @cinematt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Paul Verhoeven, one of the many pervious times Trump stole from his movie: 030
Matt @cinematt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Great movie.Since seeing it I’ve assumed it was the movie that made Demme think of him for Silence of the Lambs. 020
Matt @cinematt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I watched the first last year expecting to then watch the second and the new version of three, and I just couldn’t be bothered. It’s so long! (As in, I wanted it to be over, I happily watch even longer films) Also revisited Goodfellas. That just gets better. 110
Reposted by Mattjess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners. 1087363989
Matt @cinematt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Feels like he should find his own name underlined one day and it all goes to shit. 100
Matt @cinematt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This is the most LA problem I’ve ever seen. (Also, having heard their commentaries, I would not pass up the chance to see Carpenter and Russell at the same time) 030
Matt @cinematt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You literally started by replying to my post pointing that out… 000
Matt @cinematt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026America isn’t American. The whole US system is based on English units. 100
Matt @cinematt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This will, at least, draw a very clear line between the storied history of these studios and whatever the fuck mess comes next. 010
Matt @cinematt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026We do like to mock the yanks and their freedom units but we have an absolutely mental patchwork of standards. 160
Matt @cinematt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Studies consistently show that money can buy happiness, there is simply a level where money flatlines and getting richer stops making people happier. Having all your food, shelter, education, healthcare, social etc. needs covered by how much money you have makes people much much happier. 010
Matt @cinematt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The UK went half in on metric because of the EU. Turns out it’s really easy to package 454g of beef and everyone still knows it’s a pound. We have rulers with cm on one side and inches on the other. People can learn more than one thing! 231
Matt @cinematt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Whenever I see this I have to try and sing it to Take That’s Could it be Magic. 000
Matt @cinematt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026She was ‘audibly snoring’ though, which doesn’t sound too uncomfortable. 000
Matt @cinematt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Were you surprised to find the lady that was sentenced to death had done some bad shit? 100
Matt @cinematt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Very useful for when you have a super itchy butt crack and over the clothes just isn’t getting it. 000
Matt @cinematt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Surely good until at least 2001static.klipy.com2001: A Space Odyssey Monolith and ApesALT: 2001: A Space Odyssey Monolith and Apes 020
Matt @cinematt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I had to go to the hospital the other day and I am so thankful my autistic ass got in the ambulance and remembered to get my wife to run inside and get sunglasses even though it was 5am. Hospital lighting is criminal. 010
