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Mary Cosby, with the facial expression of Meredith Marks in the tub

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Yes, to all of this!! I am nightbitch, but also during the day too…and have also never had children 🐺 🌙

I say that I’m ready, but Lord, am 👏🏼 I 👏🏼 ready 👏🏼 ffr ?!!??!

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casually chaotic @cindor.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

Even Karen’s DUI wig deserves more than that!!

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lol like i’ve got my attachment trauma/mother wound too…. but 👏🏼 I’M 👏🏼 NOT 👏🏼 ON 👏🏼 TV

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casually chaotic @cindor.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

mia’s aggressive “bad bitch” persona is like a desperate magician pulling rabbits, scarves, and an entire rotisserie chicken out of a hat — she’s loud, theatrical, messy... and also terrified that nobody will care if she stops performing. #realhousewivesofpotomac #rhop #bravo

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casually chaotic @cindor.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

I vaccinated my dog 11 years ago, and she is still non-verbal. 😢

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Cloacina (aka "Clo") of Bravo (TV), First of Her Name @cloacinabravo.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

He doesn’t seem to realize that if “they” are removed, he and trump will also. ✌🏼

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Reposted by casually chaotic

Looking forward to giving you your first glimpse into the world of Sewage, Graffiti, and Couture: A #RealHousewives Excavation. First post (really, a treatise) about the #Bravoverse #fandom and the deep thinking #writers of #Bravo tomorrow who (today?) December 28th, 2024 at 10:00 AM. #substack

"Introducing Sewage, Graffiti, and Couture: A Real Housewives Excavation. A blog where one anonymous, former-academic-turned-"writer-girl" uses her vocabulary to find deeper meaning, cultural artifacts, and comedy gold in the "Bravoverse."

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I literally met her while out singing karaoke in West Hollywood last year. #GoFigure

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I think there are just a lot of people who haven’t made their migration yet. You’re still flyer than a kite!

Thank you so much! I mentally left in my early teens, and then moved across the country for college. So it’s been 20+ years for me… But the amount of things you don’t know that you don’t know… Woof

I was raised in a strict Mormon family and often find watching Heather Gay disturbing. She seems unaware of how “Mormon” her thinking patterns still are. It is hard to someone act from unprocessed pain/confusion, especially when the flavor of pain I’m most intimately acquainted with.

Thank you so much! I just discovered your writers of bravo community on Reddit and am getting to work on writing something I have been “meaning to” since the beginning of SLC.

He would need to be one of their sons to be direct lineage. I’m not an asshole I promise, I just had then unfortunate experience of being raised Mormon which sometimes comes across the same 😆

Doing the splits at every party! 🎉

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As long as it’s not a Jack in the Box, you’re okay! 👌🏽

I have never heard a more perfectly timed “OK” in my life. 😂

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Can you imagine being so impressed with yourself for posting multiple videos of yourself kissing a tangential Osmond? He’s not even a direct descendant of Donny and Marie!

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Quick! Someone grab a few middle aged white men & some baby oil. We’ll have this all sorted out in no time.

I can’t even imagine! I remember one of my YW leaders had two piercings and repeatedly talked about how she was repenting and eternally grateful for the miracle of forgiveness. 🤯

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I was a neurotically inquisitive child and Mormonism never fully passed the sniff test for me. The Exmo community has facilitated so much healing for me. Thank you for being here. ❤️‍🩹

Honestly Barron, you are quite a delightful internet friend… 😉

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Yeah, I mean I didn’t make up the contents of the “For the Strength of the Youth” pamphlets of the 90’s. Polygamy? Cool. Two ear piercings? Crossing the line!!

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…and apparently church is 2 hours now too 🙄

When my mom tried to explain this new doctrine vs culture PR campaign, my brain almost exploded. Am I a licked cupcake or not?

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Yeah, those are some of the MANY I will never get back from my childhood 🙄

Not to mention that the eponymous desks aren’t even tiny.

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*jumps into the splits at party for no reason*

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I mean it makes sense… “Bangs” are actually the universal women’s cry for help in desperate times.

….and none for Gretchen Wieners!

casually chaotic @cindor.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Thank you for sharing - I love it! I’m convinced we could have a badass ex-Mormon music festival… could you dm me lyrics?

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Do you mean like the good old “I prayed and then found my missing car keys” Mormons?