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Handsome Tantrum

@chyllo.bsky.social
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Not what you want. What you need.

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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 12h
I'll tell you what AI comedians are NOT good at... reading the room.
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 15h
We're talking premium feline here.
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 15h
$40k per kg is a bargain for such a fine kitty.
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 17h
I doubt their moms would enjoy that or even want them back.
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Low-key cruelty to animals. Us, not the capybara. It's blissfully unaware.
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bad energy all over this piece
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Still terrifying
youtube.com
The Bunyip Song - Dot and the Kangaroo(1977)
YouTube video by DanielChannel57
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Looks like we dodged that building!
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Chemtrail Blocker
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A Nintendo x Syphilis collabo
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's-a-meeeEEEEEE mate, Koalario.
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I got your back.
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
✅ literally doesn't work
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They're trying so hard, like their heroes, Mussolini and the Nazis, but they're so bad it. Because they're all doofus, tv talking heads. It's literally like watching the cast of Anchorman trying to do Downfall.
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
But often gets it wrong, hallucinates that you want to eat paste, paper, and glue. Then gaslights you into believing that's what you really wanted.
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ok, I had to check it. Listening rn. It's actually pretty incredible really. Wow! OK, I get it. I definitely get it... This is pretty amazing. I finally understand why this is the number one - just kidding. This song is standard as hell. Pretty cut and dry country. You're not missing a damn thing.
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Even if everything else he says is wrong, at least he pronounces Hormuz correctly. I'm only 99% as pissed off as I could be.
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why, when he says that shit can no one go "Man, WHAT the FUCK are talking about? You’re in the middle of a war right now you seem completely incapable solving. You’re too in love with Putin to settle Ukraine. And all those other wars aren’t even a thing, you fat, disgusting fuck." Then drop the mic.
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Guess that's how might know it'd be the right place to work. I've had a few of those jobs.
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
New fentanyl just dropped.
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Look, bring your iced coffee or any other beverage to the interview, just don't use the penis-shaped crazy straw from the bachelorette party and you're good.
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Obvious but no less amazing
Yellowed vinyl copy of Giant Steps
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fairly certain both Alexander the Great and Carl Sagan would know you're a dumb bitch.
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fairly certain both Alexander the Great and Carl Sagan would both know you're a dumb bitch.
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It ain't the gold standard for nothin'.
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I was told not to talk about how exciting it was.
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I thought it was just a cool vintage tie I'd found at the Goodwill, until I wore it to the big executive meeting at the Blacklight Factory, and was pulled into HR.
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Mancierge, can you tell me where to pick up a pair of Diah Rhia-Jones' D-Pants? I think I might've eaten some contaminated lettuce."
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D-Pants | Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! | Adult Swim
YouTube video by Adult Swim
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You see? Wishes can come true.
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It was indeed an unconventional marriage.
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Anyone else picking up a "this was clearly written using AI" vibe?
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pilot: Write a story about Hatsune Miku and Sailor Moon kissing... AI: Hatsune Miku is just an ordinary 14 year old school girl, or so she thought. Her life changes when she meets...
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*person with head up own ass after major accident* Oh look I can see all the way up into my own asshole! This is amazing! Oh hey, I can actually see my colon cancer has returned. Damn, my ass is better than ever!
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh sheeran!
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Mac l'amour mon ami ❤️
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The saga continues! There was just an update today
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Bricks and minifigs is trying to shut us down
YouTube video by Reckless Ben
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm so with you on the tomatoes. The egg thing also true if you're outside the US. But for us yanks, or Australia and Japan, they wash the natural protective "bloom" off the egg during processing, which sadly for us, means they *should* go in the fridge. Unless you're a daredevil like me! Ok end PSA
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Hey man, where's the peanut butter?" "Oh, it's right in front of the dogs playing pool"
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not to worry, the kids are already hard at work
vogue.co.uk
The New Baggy Jeans Dominating The Street-Style Circuit
Long baggy jeans have won over celebrities and the street-style set – here are seven ways you can wear the trend.
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is from a few weeks ago but don't forget the zilla
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i can finally talk about the lego settlement
YouTube video by voidzilla
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Summed up beautifully.
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The term "apartheid" comes from the Afrikaans language, meaning "apartness" or "separateness."
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Did she not start out by saying “it doesn’t matter what I think, what I think is completely irrelevant, because what I think is stupid. Who am I? I’m just a journalist, right that’s been reporting on this.” Then she GOES ON to misrepresent the scientific consensus, based on her personal beliefs. WTF
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That's awesome! I've stayed off Letterboxd mostly because I try to keep my social platforms to a minimum. I have a pretty good network of cinephiles I stay in touch with, but it just doesn't seem to come up much around them. Happy to hear it gets the attention it so richly deserves. Rock on brother!
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Inside Llewyn Davis is one of the most slept on Coen movies, along with Barton Fink.
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Just as I was about to go team AI/Data Center. Surely this is the only thing they're covering up.
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Or a police dog - "Authorities said a police dog searching for hidden drug compartments collapsed from apparent exposure to fentanyl and had to be revived with Narcan."
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Handsome Tantrum @chyllo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Chief of War
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