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As prophesied by Cornelius of Costco, first of his name. Welcome to the Raptorlife, Little Snacks 🦖 On threads as @quite.literally.raptor To send rotisserie chicken cash.app/$ChurchoftheRaptor

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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Hello Little snacks. Raptor loves you. ✨❤️🦖
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Don’t you forget it! 🦖✨❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Raptor has been asked to teach a class on the importance of reading and understanding banned books. This is a class with 15 students over the summer. If anyone would like to help with supplies, it would be much appreciated. ✨🦖❤️✨ www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Snoot boops to all Little Snacks ✨🦖❤️✨
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Starting to see some cherries on our trees!! What does it look like outside where you are? ✨🦖❤️✨
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Random Nugget came up to Raptor today and asked “do you want to see me do a cartwheel?” She was informed that absolutely Raptor would like to see her do a cartwheel. She did her cartwheel, twirled, blew a kiss, and ran off. Pretty sure she was actually a fairy. ✨whimsy✨ 🦖❤️
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Joke that made Raptor giggle ✨🦖❤️✨
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Happy Sunday! What are Little Snacks doing today? ✨🦖❤️✨
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Feel free to use, Little Snacks ✨🦖❤️✨
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Raptor will not completely abandon 🦋 Grateful for all Little Snacks ✨🦖❤️✨
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Raptor loves Little Snacks for following to Blue Sky. Raptor misses threads interaction. Trying new alt, hopefully this one will survive. Little Snacks, come say hi. I'm on Threads as @quite.literally.raptor. www.threads.com/@quite.liter...
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0 Followers • 1 Thread • As prophesied by Cornelius of Costco. Welcome to the Raptorlife, Little Snacks ✨🦖❤️✨. See the latest conversations with @quite.literally.raptor.
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Somewhere, in the ocean, there is a sea turtle who has the same birthday as you ✨whimsy✨🦖❤️
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Seen on a beach walk today ✨whimsy✨ Happy Mother’s Day Little Snacks 🦖❤️
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Raptor loves all Little Snacks ❤️🦖
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
This fella spent many hours with Raptor today ✨whimsy✨🦖❤️
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
My sweet neighbor brought over some “get better soup.” Take care of each other, Little Snacks. In these uncertain, unstable, and trying times, just about the ONLY thing you can control is how you treat others. 🦖
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Been sick, Little Snacks. Hope you are all on the lookout for ✨whimsy✨🦖
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Spring seems to be spronging. Enjoy moments of ✨whimsy✨ Little Snacks 🦖
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
What are Little Snacks up to today? 🦖❤️
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Little Snacks🦖Raptor was at a community event at a park today and a random little Nugget walked up and gave Raptor a treat. ✨whimsy✨
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Daily dose of ✨whimsy✨ Chased a rainbow. Both sides touched water. ❤️ Raptor loves you, Little Snacks. 🦖
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Random heart leaf I saw today. ❤️ ✨✨whimsy✨✨Pieces be with you, Little Snacks 🦖
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Met this strange fella today 🦖
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Whimsy Wednesday! Show and tell edition. Raptor wants to see and hear about your whimsical moments today 🦖
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Don’t fear the Raptor. BECOME the Raptor🦖
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Raptor had bad news and needed to regroup. Grateful to Little Snacks for reaching out. Thankful for the love and appreciation ❤️🦖
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Little Snacks, Raptor needs a few days of radio silence. Will be back, promise. Pieces be with you. 🦖
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Hello Little Snacks. Have you taken your meds? Had some water? Take a deep breath. Find some whimsy. It’s a LOT to wake up every day and face the world. Raptor is proud of you. Pieces be with you. 🦖
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Raptor was given a lovely gift from a Little Snack. But it was not signed. If it was you, Raptor offers grateful thank you’s! 🦖❤️
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
If friends were flowers, I’d pick you! 🦖
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
It’s been a hard day for those who do not support any of this. Raptor hopes each of you have found comfort, joy, and even whimsy in this dark moment. Pieces be with you, Little Snacks🦖
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Hello Little Snacks. Raptor hopes everyone had a good day. 🦖
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Some fungi friends for you feed 🦖
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
While Raptor does not believe in Easter, Raptor hopes all Little Snacks are enjoying their day and celebrating however is appropriate for them. Raptor took a mental health walk, got some coffee, and spent the morning enjoying Spring. Happy every day and merry always, Little Snacks. 🦖
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Little Snacks, Raptor has done a thing. In the off chance you see me in the wild, you might know🦖
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
What are Little Snacks weekend plans? 🦖
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Raptor has received some “what is Raptor about?” messages. Raptor will try to explain. About a month ago, Cornelius of Costco made Holy Typo. Typo informed Little Snacks that Costco was busy because “peeple no about Raptor. Mar 22…” Thus the prediction was made. Holy Typo inspired Little Snacks.
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mrbbush.bsky.social @mrbbush.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
@churchoftheraptor.bsky.social Hooray I've found you Prey to the Clever Girl
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Church of the Raptor @churchoftheraptor.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Raptor thinks Blue Sky does not quite understand whimsy of Raptor. Yet. 🦖
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