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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine

@churchofbogart.bsky.social
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a royal gobbling 95% love and goodness 5% malicious violence. i am a magician and athlete and the acrobat of love.

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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the tongue of a bogart has many uses. taste of fruit. give tender kiss. express curiosity. express perplexity. express disrespect for authority.
A photo of a fawn colored French bulldog sitting up straight in a donut bed and leaning into a hand for tickles. His face sticks up with his brown eyes open and pink tongue peeking cheekily from his closed mouth.
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
taking a breather on my evening stroll
A photo of a fawn colored French bulldog sitting on the curb before a sandstone wall with a back leg kicked out saucily.
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
mumther is having a bad day so i am breaking out the big guns to help her: staring at her while she poops chasing away birds and bugs and sitting on her feet.
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the misery of bath time can be offset but never fully banished by the steady feeding of little biscuits throughout the ordeal
A photo of a fawn colored French Bulldog standing in a two-bowled kitchen sink with his paws up on the central divider getting his bath and looking at the camera with an expression of abject misery.The same French Bulldog standing in the sink and leaning forward eagerly with his tongue lolling out as he gets a miniature biscuit to make his bath more bearable.
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
housesitting and luxuriating in the joy of big bed all for me
A photo of a fawn colored French bulldog reclining on top of a white duvet looking very relaxed indeed, with his back legs crossed, eyes closed, and tongue sticking out of his mouth.
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
today is the most momentous day a huge day one for the history books because this beautiful and priceless gigantic treasure came to me from the gutter where many treasures are found but none ever this stupendous large and enchanting
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
the pleasure of a summer peach is hard to beat because you can eat it and it tastes good
A photo of a fawn colored French bulldog sitting and considering a piece of yellow peach held in front of him with intense focus.A photo of him in the second of devouring the offered slice of peach, his focus still intense.
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
the beast's maw
A close-up photo of a fawn-colored French bulldog's face as he lays on his side and opens his mouth to show off his teeth and floppy pink tongue.
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
when i sleep over at granny's i get to share the big guest bed with mumther and feel myself to be the fanciest little goblin boyo
A photo of a fawn-colored French bulldog sitting atop a bed with a rumpled white duvet and oatmeal colored sheets and pillows that nearly match his coloring. He looks down with a relaxed gaze and a little bit of his tongue poking out of the side of his mouth very cutely.
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
in our household we celebrate a holy event every second of august, the feast of bogart, wherein we revel in my honor. today was the sixth ever celebration of me and i was given four entire toys and presented with a delicious peanut butter apple sauce cake by chef mumther🎂🫐🍎
A photo of a fawn colored French bulldog sitting in a chair and leaning over two greedily devour small pieces of cake from a fancy plate.A photo of a fawn colored French bulldog eagerly considering small pieces of cake on a plate.A photo of a fawn colored French bulldog watching from a chair as his cake is sliced.A photo of a small and quant two-layer heart-shaped cake topped with yogurt and blueberries.
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
mumther and i are housesitting at granny's so i get to spend lots of time with mine father figure dutch who is gentle noble and loves me
A photo of a fawn colored French bulldog and a brown and white Staffordshire terrier with their faces close together. Probably conspiring.A photo of a fawn colored French bulldog and a brown and white Staffordshire terrier with their faces close together. Probably conspiring. The French bulldog has his face tucked against the side of the other's face as though he is about to whisper to him. Schemers all.
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
throwback thursday. the tiny little baby me in my granny's lap.
A photo of a fawn colored French bulldog puppy at four months of age, laying on his back in the lap of a woman wearing green overalls with his cute legs in the air. He is looking at the camera with a perplexed look.
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
to be a puppydog you must be gluttonous comely playful and sassy
a photo of a fawn colored French bulldog sitting in a car on someone's lap, partially wrapped in an orange towel and enjoying a doggy ice cream. There is sand on his nose and he has eyes only for his treat.
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
i never skip leg day which means on this day i stick my leggy out really far and long
A photo of a fawn-colored French bulldog laying sprawled in a large blue donut bed with a pattern of white clouds. He faces away and lays on his stomach with one back leg extended straight out behind him, dangling off the rim of the donut.
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
eating the sweet fruit of summer (nectarine) and it was very good
A photo of a fawn colored French bulldog lying on his stomach and eyeing a proffered segment of fruit with intensity.A photo of the same dog with the piece of fruit disappearing into his mouth as he leans forward and eats it.
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
advice from me your royal holy liegelord today: take it easy, but take it. this has been advice from me.
A photo a fawn colored French bulldog, freshly awoken from his full night of sleep. He sits up in his open crate with a blanket draped over his shoulders and looks to the side with his tongue hanging out in a silly fashion.
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
i think i should be allowed to get the delivery man and do harm unto him. i think there should be a law letting me. mumther should cut me loose to rampage.
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
baby cute and baby want some treats
A photo of a fawn colored French Bulldog sitting on the pavement and facing the camera. He casts his eyes away and his large pink tongue sticks impishly out of the side of his closed mouth as he thinks of biscuits.
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
i have something nice to show you... these are the treasures i found on my walks with mumther and brought home. i am very proud of them.
A photo of a fawn colored French bulldog sitting next to a woven basket half filled with various types of balls, from little nubby rubber ones to a miniature basketball. He has his head titled and tongue poking out charmingly.
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
having an explore looking for bugs to eat or maybe lost toys to add to my treasury.
A photo of a fawn colored French bulldog facing into a clump of large succulents, having a good sniff.The same Frenchie, now turning his body around, interest in the plants lost. The sun is shining on him, making his little body glow.
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
you cannot prove tis i who did this. it could have been the wind or some sundry imp.
A photo of a fawn colored French bulldog standing over two toy baskets full of balls and plushes, which SOMEBODY has tipped over.
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
pasta night... hell yes
A photo of a fawn colored French bulldog sitting and looking up with intention at a hand with a  miniature bowl holding four corkscrew noodles, half a mini yellow tomato, and a sprinkle of parmesan cheese. He is so ready for this.A photo of the same French bulldog with the top of his head taking up much of the image, preparing to scarf down the noodles as the bowl is placed on his dining mat. Bon appetit.
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
you may not know this about me but i'm a little bit of a dandy. a fashion plate. maybe even a professional beauty model type.
A photo of a fawn colored French bulldog standing on the sidewalk with a little bunch of periwinkle flowers tucked into his collar.A photo of a fawn colored French bulldog, turning away from the camera and standing on the sidewalk with a little bunch of periwinkle flowers tucked into his collar.
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
at a total and complete loss lads... which toy do i play with?
A photo of a fawn colored French Bulldog with his bum raised in the air and front half low to the ground. He looks to the side, considering a red ball, with his front paws near a blue toy shark.
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
sitting so very neat and pretty and hinting with mine eyes that I want some of the bread mumther is eating.
A photo of a fawn-colored French bulldog sitting demurely and looking up with his tongue poking out of the side of his mouth.
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
i got in trouble with mumther today for eating seeds from a bird feeder. maybe if they weren't meant for me to eat they shouldn't have been where a little gobbling like myself can reach them.
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
join me in partaking of the simple pleasure of good smell plant.
A photo of a fawn colored French bulldog wearing a blue polka dotted collar standing with his front paws braced against the curb and his head turning back over his shoulder.A photo of a fawn colored French bulldog wearing a blue polka dotted collar standing with his front paws on the curb, looking at a Spanish Lavender plant. A photo of a fawn colored French bulldog wearing a blue polka dotted collar standing with his front paws on the curb, delicately sniffing a Spanish Lavender plant.
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
today i am feeling very much a joyful beastie.
A photo of a fawn colored French bulldog taken from the reflection of a car mirror. He is leaning eagerly out the window of a car with his tongue lolling and ears straight up.A photo of a fawn colored French bulldog taken from the reflection of a car mirror. He is leaning eagerly out the window of a car with his tongue lolling and ears straight up.
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
suffered a bath today. frankly untenable. i was wet for up to and as many as two and a half minutes.
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
having a little watermelon drinkie on my balcony in a lovely crystal goblet because all luxuries are owed to me.
A photo of a fawn colored French bulldog slurping up a small portion of a watermelon smoothie (three big sized cubes of melon, one teaspoon plain greek yogurt, a splash of water all blended) from a tiny glass ice cream dish.
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
mine is the visage of benevolence and mercy and being also a funny silly warm gobbling.
A photo of a fawn colored French bulldog sitting up in a nest of blankets in his crate, with a blue blanket draped over his head in a manner similar to a nun's wimple or the veil on the Virgin Mary. He looks sleepy and his tongue is poking out.
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
disturb ye not my slumber sweet.
A photo of a tiny portion of a French bulldog's snout poking out from under a shaggy white blanket. All that is visible of him is a little bit of his nose and a cheeky pink tongue hanging out the side of his mouth. Expert level hiding.
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
on my morning walk the other day i discovered this rare and gorgeous treasure: worn out tennis ball in the gutter. needless to say i carried it all the way home to add my golden hoard.
A photo of a fawn-colored French bulldog on his back in the grass, caught mid-rolling motion. There is a beaten up old tennis ball tucked in at his side. He is happy.
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
at the scene of a crime where someone or something tipped over and emptied the whole toy basket. who could have done such a thing, and why? a mystery for the ages.
A photograph taken from above of a small fawn colored French bulldog standing over part of an extensive pile of soft toys, tug ropes, and balls of various sizes. An empty woven basket stands to his left. He appears a little perplexed considering he's the one who tipped it out.
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
being a lovely bambino and striking a beautypose in the warm sun.
A photo of a fawn colored French Bulldog sitting before a wire fence and looking towards the camera, presenting his cutie form.
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
riding in the car is a recipe for bliss.
A photo of a fawn colored French Bulldog standing in the backseat of a car with his front paws braced against the interior and his head held out the open window. He is enjoying himself.A photo of a fawn colored French Bulldog standing in the backseat of a car with his front paws braced against the interior and his head held out the open window. He is enjoying himself.
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
i have handsome disease and it is incurable. weep not for me though.
A photo of a fawn colored French bulldog lying along the back of a blue couch like a cat would.A photo of a fawn colored French bulldog lying along the back of a blue couch like a cat would, making a silly face with his tongue out.
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
thinkest thyself mine equal? meet me upon the field of battle and test thy mettle.
A photo of a fawn colored French Bulldog wearing a pair of goggles that resemble cool guy sunglasses. Text is imposed over the image in the style of a FFXIV boss battle intro, reading "God of Danger, Bogart."
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
merry bogiemas! may you be given things to eat with peanut butter in and also new toys.
A photo of a fawn colored French bulldog wading through a fluffy white blanket towards the camera with his pink tongue poking out a little. There is an unlit Christmas tree in the background.
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
when i have love in my heart for someone i grant them a kiss. it should not be spoken of what happens to those i lack love for.
A photo of a fawn colored French bulldog quickly licking the snout of a brown Staffordshire terrier.
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
goblin to goblin communication.
A photo from above of two fawn colored French Bulldogs standing close to each other, poised to jump into playtime.
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
the world is divided into things that be eaten and things that cannot be eaten.
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
today as every day i am ravishing gorgeous and fine.
A photo of a fawn-colored French Bulldog sprawled across a blue donut bed surrounded by toys. He looks relaxed and his tongue pokes out of his mouth.
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
tis a cold day. i must protect my holy infant body with luxurious blankets.
A photo of a fawn-colored French Bulldog wrapped fully in a thick teal blanket with only his face visible. His tongue is sticking out of his mouth and his eyes are closed.
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
looked for bugs and found none. life is a nightmare.
A photo of a fawn-colored French bulldog standing in a patch of clover with his tongue sticking out rudely.
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
i want to eat some bugs
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
look upon my face. you now belong to me.
A photo of a  fawn colored French Bulldog leaning into the hand tickling him under the chin, his eyes had-closed with a contented look.
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Bogart "Bogomil" L'argent, Handsome Heretic of Lorraine @churchofbogart.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
i love life and life loveth me
A photo of a  fawn colored French bulldog, Bogart, on his side in a large comfy donut bed. He is being petted and has his tongue sticking out in an expression of lazy bliss.
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