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Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
love when we keep something out of reach of the customers, since we have to wash or sanitise our hands before touching it ourselves, but they reach over in the most awkward way and shove their grubby hands in the bowl and root around in there anyway
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Wallace Polsom @wallacepolsom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mike Mignola, “The Sabbath” (2026), watercolour on illustration board, 38.2 x 46.4 cm.
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lurian @lurian.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
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GLITCH @glitchprod.com · 23/09/2026
She's missed you. Knights of Guinevere returns October 9. The season will feature 8 episodes.
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Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i wanted to get back into linocutting, since i liked it so much when I first tried it like 15 years ago. This stamp is rubber, since i wanted to practice before i try a lino piece but it's so much funnnn. i got a lot to improve on, but I'm v happy for a first try :')
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Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
she's soooooo sweet and yucky.....
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Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
nap time.....
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Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
you can't be 100% polyester and have the audacity to say you're dry clean only, cmon now....
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Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
actually very evil if me to be doing household chores, but regardless, Zuma is always waiting SO patiently for me to finish so we can finally cuddle again
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Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
product that feels directly marketed towards me.... i expect missing pieces with secondhand puzzles, just a shame they were all apart of one of pictures not just just a empty spaces :')
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Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
so keen for coyote vs acme tonight, very sad we had to wait so long for the aus release...
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Radiant G🌈 @radiantg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The movie executives tried to can for a 30M dollar tax write-off has now officially more than doubled that amount. After a movie team fought & never gave up, Coyote vs Acme’s theatrical release has now grossed over $60,000,000 worldwide & is expected to keep making more. #CoyotevsAcme #LooneyTunes
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DOMESTIC (71.4%)
$42,959,778
INTERNATIONAL (28.6%)
$17,233,567
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$60,193,345
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Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
JAADUGAR IS SO GOODDDDDD PLEASE SECOND SEASON PLEASEEEEE
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˗ˋˏ fifi ♡ ˎˊ˗ @kabutomoaki.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
step out the palace with my tunic on i'm so bad i could turn a eunuch on
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Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
stayed up a bit late last night and was dreading Zuma's early morning wake up call, but she let us sleep in 2 hours!! but it turns out... she was so cozy wozy she didn't wanna get up either... (i took these just before i went to bed and right after i woke up 😭)
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Brendon Boo-zard 🎃 @brendonbouzard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This exchange is so good.
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Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
pisses me off so bad, I completely ignore my mustard greens and just water them if I'm already watering other stuff, but they're beautiful and healthy and have grown almost AS TALL AS I AM meanwhile i fight tooth and nail to not let my pot plants die
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Regular Car Reviews @regularcars.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
How to stop Content Harassers and get them to leave you alone. You say these music words and it ruins their ability to make money off the video they shot.
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 28/08/2026
‘COYOTE VS. ACME’ is finally playing in theaters! • Warner Bros. tried to permanently delete the film for a tax write-off 3 years ago. • It is now the highest-rated Looney Tunes movie ever. Read our review: bit.ly/CoyoteDF
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bennybonny💙 @bennybonny.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Some very old art of Peter Cullen, reposting. A lovely guy. RIP
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Boner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rest in peace to one of the best to ever do it.
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Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton's family asked that, in lieu of flowers, fans make a donation to the singer's Imagination Library. Here's what the charity does ⬇️ www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
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Turning Pages: Inside Dolly Parton's Imagination Library
Core team of 15 staff and thousands of volunteers and partners help the country-music philanthropist deliver books to kids around the world.
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charlee d. bryant (@ɢᴇᴛ.ᴠᴇɴᴛ) @getvent.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
soundscape of young green martian playing with PVC pipes (based on the original comic by dralphabet on tumblr)
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Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Chaand slowly (and loudly) dragging the wand toy from the living room to my side of the bed while we're trying to go to sleep vs Zuma consistently waking me up before 7am on my days off to feed her if they work together, they can achieve the dream of me never sleeping....
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Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
strangest last day of my course, no one (not even the teacher) knew what classroom we could use, played with some machinery for a total of 5 minutes (since we had to take turns), got helped for a vague assessment question and now I'm basically done with my cert III??? it's been years.... finally....
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Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
my collection grows quickly in the colder weather
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Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Absolutely Devastating: The Funny Videos Your Friend Keeps Sending You Aren't Funny In The Slightest
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˖˚ʚわかɞ˚˖ @skaspec.yuri.agency · 28/07/2026
cannot stop thinking about this spongebob storyboard panel
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Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
tryina do machinery homework but none of it sticks to my brain...
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Every Film Now @everyfilmnow.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Final trailer for ‘COYOTE VS. ACME’ has been released. In theaters August 28. #CoyoteVsAcme
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Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
i love olruggio, i know in my heart of hearts he wants to be a bear so bad, but he doesn't eat/work out enough to gain weight and try as he might he can't grow a full beard. Olruggio I see you and I Understand...
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Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
keep thinking about going to sydney and everyone that lived there was complaining about how cold the 10C morning was..... brother i wish we had that rn....
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Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
the least you can do is not lie about the minimum, cmon..
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Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
there's this band from the late 2000s who only came out with a couple of songs but i liked one of them SO MUCH, and i was transfixed with the decently produced music video (it had a v cute story and a guitar trick that seems totally unnecessary) but they just COMPLETELY disappeared a few years later
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Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
i fucked up gargling mouthwash so bad my sinuses are minty..... i think mouthwash dripping out of my nose i was hacking so bad marvy thought i was coughing up blood 😭
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Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
i didn't realise youtube AUTO dubs videos without asking??? do you not think people can understand a german accent what the hell is wrong with you, oh nah yeah I'd MUCH rather hear the exact same words but said by ai with a US accent, fuck off
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Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
coffee machine broke and I'm too broke to get another
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Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i love sawbones eps where justin gets to talk about brands, he always got that hyperfixation excitement in his voice but it's such a strange thing to fixate on, always tickles me...
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Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i got a cat sitting on top of and underneath my lap cat maxxing....
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kira ☆ @rosyelement.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
attack for my good friend @horriblehound.bsky.social of her lovely oc, noel!! i had a bunch of fun w this one, i hope you like it! 💛✨ #artfight #artfight2026 #teammystery
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Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
that was fun but i missed my wife and cats and bed
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Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
last night i woke up a million times and tonight i woke up in the middle of the night and just COULDN'T get back to sleep, i want my own bedddddd im tiredddd
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Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
im the first to arrive at a meet up point with ppl i dont know well
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Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
work gave me a rly nice room for the conference and this hotel got foxtel so I'm watching prince of egypt :) It's too nice here I feel spoilt...
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Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
also i wish I WISH i could record it, but i can't make her do it on command, when Chaand's in a chatty mood she'll copy us, just meow in the same sounds we're making. Last night she copied me when I said "love you!" I about melted on the spot 😭❤️
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Cal @chunkybeefburg.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
i think my cats have agreed to take turns going to bed with us, idk how they came to this arrangement, but idk why else they would take turns, cats tend to like staying on routine lol
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old biddy @biddy18.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
my fake otome game cast where all the guys are trans
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im jared @mightnot.fail · 17/06/2026
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Spicymochi @spicymochi.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Your birthday month, your silly seal!
Illustration of twelve small seals, each labeled with a month from January to December
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