chunk22.bsky.social @chunk22.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Because scientists don’t know what happened a nanosecond before the big bang, christians get to decide how a rabbit delivers my kids eggs to celebrate their wizard getting nailed to a tree? You crazy, America 000
chunk22.bsky.social @chunk22.bsky.social · 02/07/2026“The fact that the politics I support have degraded public education, for the enrichment of billionaires, to the extent that dummies can’t read a map or know history, despite seeing horrific violence and destruction daily by israel, proves my point.” Get fucked chief. 000
chunk22.bsky.social @chunk22.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Had to get a glass of water and a snack before I heard the new Tswift song. Ngl. It’s a Tswift song. Here is my neck for execution collective. 100
chunk22.bsky.social @chunk22.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Big difference between big dad energy and divorced dad energy is filling up that cpap reservoir. The boys had a night; gotta make sure the water will hold. 000
chunk22.bsky.social @chunk22.bsky.social · 04/02/2026My most hard-boiled communist take is that anything but black coffee is weakness and western decadence. 000
chunk22.bsky.social @chunk22.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Doctor: thoughts of suicide? Me: only in the Aurelian sense Doctor: ..???…??? Me: see it begins in the 4th century BCE, and a man is only responsible…. Doctor: *kills their self * 000
chunk22.bsky.social @chunk22.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Songs fading out is the ultimate boomer affectation. Finish your little song princess. Ain’t nobody got time to sit around and imagine you repeating the chorus in perpetuity. 000
chunk22.bsky.social @chunk22.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Lisa Barlow might be zodiac killer. She is a maniac. I’m honestly scared for my children. 000
chunk22.bsky.social @chunk22.bsky.social · 15/01/2026I’d rather knee on my feet, than live on my dies. America. 020
chunk22.bsky.social @chunk22.bsky.social · 15/01/2026People love to say, “oh, I love my wife. She’s my partner in crime.” Fuck that. My wife is dope and my best friend. She fucking sucks at crime. She is my partner in alibi. Gotta know your role in the relationship. 010
chunk22.bsky.social @chunk22.bsky.social · 01/01/2026I’m doing a bit where I have a Polaroid of my penis and I’m just gonna hold it until I can slip it into my buddy’s pocket and just wait. 010
chunk22.bsky.social @chunk22.bsky.social · 30/11/2025New York in the city that never sleeps… with me 020
chunk22.bsky.social @chunk22.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Welp. Lisa Murkowski shouldn’t have another peaceful meal in her life again. 021
chunk22.bsky.social @chunk22.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Republicans mad that trans woman won bingo at retirement community: said house speaker, “we have to worry about old women too, because we are secretly gay.” 010
chunk22.bsky.social @chunk22.bsky.social · 14/06/2025I don’t write songs because I’m afraid Kelly Clarkson is going to cover it at some point and prove I’m a talentless loser. 010
chunk22.bsky.social @chunk22.bsky.social · 20/04/2025If aliens decided to waste their time and came to earth and met Katy Perry in our lower orbit… honestly, yeah; that’s about right. What? They’re gonna land in the desert in Nevada and grab three 38 year olds all named Kevin for a “dude’s weekend” in Vegas? Face it. We’re all trash. 100
chunk22.bsky.social @chunk22.bsky.social · 20/04/2025While, “How Will I Know,” by Whitney Houston is an all-time great song; ultimately, it is so linked thematically and textually to 1963’s “The Shoop Shoop Song (It’s in his Kiss),” that regrettably it does have to face serious allegations of being somewhat derivative. 100
chunk22.bsky.social @chunk22.bsky.social · 13/04/2025I may be a ho. At some point. But I’ll never be the ho that screams, “get in the hole!” On the tee shot of a par five. Have some respect for yourself. 100
chunk22.bsky.social @chunk22.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Everyone know that if you wanna score with kids from Missouri, no is better than Drake. 000
chunk22.bsky.social @chunk22.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Getting repeatedly kicked in the dick, but getting up every time crying and dancing to fight song. That’s the dream. 000
chunk22.bsky.social @chunk22.bsky.social · 28/02/2025@connolly.house.gov call Elon to the floor. Let us know where he’ll be. Do something you old fuck. 000
chunk22.bsky.social @chunk22.bsky.social · 21/02/2025***SHOCKING*** AOC tweeted “A lot of our hockey players hated America and didn’t behave well during the tournament. Maga = failure. Way to go boys, the US is going to hell” terrible. 100
chunk22.bsky.social @chunk22.bsky.social · 12/02/2025J.R.R. Tolkien was a time traveling freak. He was trying to get Rohan to give him a blow-Han from Lohan. 000
chunk22.bsky.social @chunk22.bsky.social · 10/02/2025More like the tortured punters department. Ammirite? 000
chunk22.bsky.social @chunk22.bsky.social · 06/02/2025If U and I started a strip club it should be called diphthong. 000
chunk22.bsky.social @chunk22.bsky.social · 12/01/2025The world is burning and dorks are holding the matches. Bullying is bad; but fuck. It isn’t as bad as this. 010
chunk22.bsky.social @chunk22.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Say what you will about the Greeks; and I will because I’m an adult, but they got it right. There should be someone right beside Elon just roasting his ass. “You ran every family away because you’re an asshole. Your penis is weird.” Shit like that. 000
chunk22.bsky.social @chunk22.bsky.social · 25/12/2024The most realistic scene in any movie ever… a 🧵 100
chunk22.bsky.social @chunk22.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Clarance Thomas at 10572 Clifton Ave demands that billionaires money isn’t real in the eyes of the irs. Unless it’s paying for his new boat. 010
chunk22.bsky.social @chunk22.bsky.social · 20/12/2024If Christmas carols have taught me anything, it’s that if you’re going to cook a holy infant you have to go tender and mild. Too many spices will ruin the meat. 010
chunk22.bsky.social @chunk22.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Sacco and Vanzetti walked so Luigi Mangione could Citibike. 001
chunk22.bsky.social @chunk22.bsky.social · 09/12/2024God damn it. It’s a milkshake duck. Of course he wasn’t some leftist crusader. 000
chunk22.bsky.social @chunk22.bsky.social · 04/12/2024B6 completed their card. These old fucks are off to Eldamar. Just kidding. They’re gonna live for 20 more years and ruin the economy. 010
chunk22.bsky.social @chunk22.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Trees literally talk to each other. It’s science. We elected Trump. Quit fucking up trees. No wonder you get cut down. Talk to someone else. Selfish. 010
chunk22.bsky.social @chunk22.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I imagine a janitors bucket list is way different. 000
chunk22.bsky.social @chunk22.bsky.social · 30/11/2024If we karate fight; awesome. If you try to kkkarate fight; you racist. Fuck you. 000
chunk22.bsky.social @chunk22.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Diomedes is cooler than Achilles. Fight me like three other people on the planet. 020
chunk22.bsky.social @chunk22.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Enikidu is just a friend. I don’t even care about high walled Uruk. JUST. A. FRIEND. 000
chunk22.bsky.social @chunk22.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Spiders are girls. That’s just a fact. You mean to tell me we’re going to listen to EB White about the elements of style and not spider physiology? Fuck you. 000
chunk22.bsky.social @chunk22.bsky.social · 10/02/2024Boyz II Men to senior citizens are about to give the old folks homes all the herpes. We old. But them four boys fuck for real. 000
chunk22.bsky.social @chunk22.bsky.social · 21/12/2023They call me big top cause of this pole Leave em like Ursula screaming poor unfortunate hole 000
chunk22.bsky.social @chunk22.bsky.social · 04/12/2023I get everyone is trying to make gritty reboots, but this napoleon dynamite prequel is fucking weird. 000
chunk22.bsky.social @chunk22.bsky.social · 30/11/2023They should weekend at Bernie’s that piece of shit’s corpse into mar a lago. 000
chunk22.bsky.social @chunk22.bsky.social · 09/11/2023The only doctor I trust with my family’s methamphetamine needs. 010
chunk22.bsky.social @chunk22.bsky.social · 01/11/2023Is the pope on here? Tell him I got beef. How come you haven’t blessed these titties? 000
