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Chuck E. Cheesus

@chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social
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FIFA Peace Prize runner up. Law talking guy. Go Birds! Please no DMs. See our ad in Golf Magazine.

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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
FREEEEEEEEEDOM
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Atari game wasn’t bad, either.
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I have to imagine it’s mostly about danger to manifold.
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Lies. Republicans introduce anti-trans bill. 208 Rs vote for it. 198 Ds voted against it. 6 didn’t vote for whatever reason. 198+6 =204. It still would have passed. But of course, all your hate is for Dems.
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
You keep proving my point. Republicans introduce anti-trans bills. 218 Rs vote for it. 198 Ds vote against it. You: DEMOCRATS ARE THE PROBLEM! See how dumb and insufferable you are?
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Did you not watch the video? They were thwarted by a “kids at play” standup.
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Billy, this is Jesus Luzardo, He's a starting pitcher. He's one of the most undervalued players in baseball. His defect is that he's 44444444444444444444444444444444444444444 44444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
There. I fixed it.
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
“Onetime ‘Masked Singer’ Competitor”
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
🤷‍♂️
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Guys, Jerry Jones doesn’t look so good.
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Your dream is very attainable.
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Look, are we ever going to get the big table in here or do I have to cut down that fucking tree myself?
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
11 people in the penalty boxes. Hahahahahahaha.
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
There is no context, Dear. It's a caricature with a very deliberate "hook nose." None of the artist's other caricatures of noses are drawn like that, and given that he doesn't actually have a nose shaped like that, it's pretty fucking problematic.
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
You’re projecting. Maybe read a history book.
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Yup.
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
"Do you floss?"
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Do you suppose it’s because they weren’t serious and sent this guy? I bet that could be part of it.
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
That’s ok. The Internet had time to make a subtle improvement first.
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Drew, I’m so tired of your political stuff. Stick to sports. For instance, you didn’t even mention how Kirk Cousins and Trump, two people who are famously 6’3”, got to hang out together yesterday.
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Kirk Cousins hanging out with Trump today. So screw him, but also Cousins is actually 6’3”
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Cool. Cool.
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
We are not a serious country.
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
May I go to the bathroom?
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
That AI poster with the fake playfield and twelve fingered Christopher Walken topper was a disgrace. They didn't even remove the Gemini logo. I'm rooting for American, but if they want to establish they're not a fly-by-night operation, that's not how to do it.
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Impossible to come up with just 9, but these are some that I either spent massive amounts of time with or showed me as a youth what games were capable of. I'm surprised so many are puzzle/builder games.
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I read this Sheetz cup in Foghorn Leghorn’s voice.
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
They did. You can pick one up for about $15,000.
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I think you said it best.
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
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Chuck E. Cheesus @chuck-e-jesus.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Correction. It's the most racist thing you've seen out of the White House so far.
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